Kuririn! Nobody has gotten owned as many times as him, yet he's still kicking.

If you think about it, a soy vanilla latte is a three bean soup.

That's why I refer to myself as Daddy Elf when talking to my pets.

That reminds me of someone...

Maybe they will make Tai Pan now...

This is amusing but doesn't belong here. This is a meme about swinging which is not polyamory.

Second movie.

I made this today with fresh eggs from a farm around the corner with fresh garlic and tomatoes from my garden and sprinkled with celery salt and parsley.

Oh shit you're right.

That's a very valid point.

Idgaf as long as it is fresh and still meowing.

Biden is well past being a lame duck. He's simply a dead duck.

TBH it's odd that MAGA has not been classified as a terrorist group at this point.

I will wait for you to easily accomplish those jumps.

My lord. Whoever planned that is a fucking genius.

Step 2: Eat beans

That's what I expunged too.

He don't care if it hurts, he wanna have control.

She just endorsed Harris/Walz.

This is how I attempt to do it. I don't always succeed as I get excited sometimes.

I haven't played this since 100% it, but this is tempting!

I haven't played Warframe in years but this video is on point from what I remember.

It's about $30 a month for two of us who both drink 2-3 cups a day.

If you want to be sure to wake up in the morning, set this as your alarm.

When I was 10, my parents rented The Kiss of the Spider Woman. I was forbidden to watch it, so I snuck downstairs and watched it late at night. They were right, I should not have watched it. I was definitely not mature enough to understand everything that was happening and it really caused me some emotional turmoil for a month or two, just thinking about it. It's such a tragic movie. Likely Raul Julia's finest performance, and William Hurt is also quite excellent in it.

It's the only movie my parents ever forbid me from seeing.

I like the strap idea. Too bad it doesn't quite seem to actually have enough benefits to be worth it.

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to cry.

Whoa. Full remission cancer survivor high five.

I regret what I did to my newborn son. It's 22 years too late to change it, but as an atheist with an atheist son, I should have done better.

He could eliminate all his concerns by performing a post term abortion on himself.

That is wild. How do you feel about that?

It's a bit much.

That's brutal.

Miriam can go fuck herself.

This would be much better without 40% of the words.

I'm not sure what you are hoping to accomplish by posting so many writing prompts without actually writing anything yourself.

I truly like this.

I think the distinction really should be about speed. My ebike tops out at 20 mph (32 kph), while emotorcycles are much faster.

Beautiful plants and great photography.

Too bad they are not protesting the many thousands of Innocents murdered by their government. Because they are Palestinian.