Jingszo !Crumbgrabber 7 hours ago • 100%
Republicans and UFOs go together like......
www.theverge.com
World News
Brazilian mayoral candidate hits opponent with a chair during live debate
Crumbgrabber 1 day ago • 100%
More American than America
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Crumbgrabber 2 days ago • 80%
If there were 666 people in Ireland, they could fight off billions of Penguins and take their souls.
Crumbgrabber 3 days ago • 66%
A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don't yet feel perfectly comfortable.
memesCrumbgrabber 3 days ago • 100%
ouch
Ask Lemmy
How is Patrick Boyle (Finance YouTuber) regarded as a trusted source of information despite most of his videos lacking sources?
Crumbgrabber 3 days ago • 100%
Because he's a rapper and the streets call to him.
Crumbgrabber 3 days ago • 33%
yes
An empty nuclear flask. (Used for transporting nuclear waste) cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3918471 > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/mildlyinteresting](https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1fg9x3g/an_empty_nuclear_flask_used_for_transporting/) by [/u/vcjester](https://old.reddit.com/u/vcjester) on 2024-09-14 00:32:51+00:00. >
Crumbgrabber 4 days ago • 100%
"Bertstrips is the new Onion of Lemmy. You are doing the Lord's work." -Artistotle
Crumbgrabber 4 days ago • 100%
As a layman, I know of only a couple basic theories---> that they interbred and/or were killed off by homo sapiens, and maybe poorly adapted to a changing climate. Maybe they were all fine until homo sapiens came into the area 30,000 years ago and wiped them all out.
solarpunk memes
Robert Crumbs Visions of the Future
Crumbgrabber 5 days ago • 100%
He did not account for us bringing back the T-Rex, which everyone knows is the current plan.
Showerthoughts
Is JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?
Crumbgrabber 6 days ago • 100%
well, ok then.
Showerthoughts
Is JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?
Crumbgrabber 6 days ago • 100%
Crumbgrabber 6 days ago • 100%
Isn't that what humans do? Or almost any animal? Please get back onto the original plan of bringing back the T-rex.
Ars Technica - All Content
Proposed underwater data center surprises regulators who hadn’t heard about it
Crumbgrabber 1 week ago • 100%
+1 for the sneak
Classic Rock: A Journey Through Timeless Music
Pete Townshend of the Who smashing his guitar at Granby Halls in Leicester, England, 1967.
Crumbgrabber 1 week ago • 100%
Musicians can't afford to destroy their equipment now.
The OnionCrumbgrabber 1 week ago • 100%
Onion being a bit bitey.
WP] You've been tasked with hunting down dangerous people hiding in ordinary houses. You discover a false cupboard, and when you open it you are shocked to discover something much worse.
News
Nate Silver predicts Trump has 64% chance of winning the electoral college in latest forecast
Crumbgrabber 1 week ago • 96%
Nate silver also predicted Hillary would win against Trump.
Crumbgrabber 1 week ago • 100%
It's a known fact that skins contain more nutrients than beef jerky.
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
I once took a Toledo Salamunca sword and cut off my own head.
Lemmy Shitpost
I bean meme for the ladies
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 75%
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
Families should be a meritocracy. Lets turn the ice cream into a subscription service though.
Fediverse
Instance admins, how much does it cost you to run your instance? How much does that represent per active user?
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
Interesting pattern emerging, the IT time of the admins is pretty damn priceless, (thank you admins!) but when an instance gets up to scale a lot of them can end up with a hard cost of 10 cents per user per month.
The last stat I remember from Facebook was revenue per user per year was around 4 dollars. At 31b revenue and 2.7b monthly users, Youtubes average profit per user is about $10 per user per year. 100 million people pay for YT premium now.
So if every user paid $1 per month, it might not pay all the costs but the admins could get paid something and the fediverse could scale. The bigger you get though, you get economies of scale from future Fediverse data centers, but also you need really good programmers because its a huge temptation for hackers and propagandists.
I also want to say its a labor of love and a lot of work for mods too who may be non technical but the work and time they put in is important.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
New Idea. Start a Bitcoin ATM company with chocolate bitcoins. can't miss! #Thinking out of the box. #Game changer. #disrupt
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
Pulse of Truth
FTC: Over $110 million lost to Bitcoin ATM scams in 2023
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
Cross posted to shitty million dollar ideas because it is a five sigma out of the box disruptive game changer.
FTC: Over $110 million lost to Bitcoin ATM scams in 2023 cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/17077253 > The U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has reported a massive increase in losses to Bitcoin ATM scams, nearly ten times the amount from 2020 and reaching over $110 million in 2023. [...]
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
Oatmeal Crackers? Sure. Very nutritious and no sugar. Kind of hard on the dental work though.
Asklemmy
If you were tasked to train/teach dolphins how to be artists and express themselves via creative expression, what method of doing so would you designate for them?
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
Rainbow Nose Condoms. I'm sure they will express themselves, especially if they have the microsoft logo.
Today I Learned
TIL the first ever traffic light was installed in London in 1868. A month later, it exploded. It was gas-lit.
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
Doubles as a dad joke.
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
"Private equity always finds a way"-Jeff Goldblum
Its interesting that they plan to profit off of the Fediverse but they aren't paying for running instances themselves. At least they aren't now.
The only thing that is actually valuable in all this is the data generated by Fediversers themselves though, lets say 90 percent, and a nifty container around the content to make it more viewable/accessible/prettier, 10 percent.
They want to make profit off of memberships and probably ads, off of Fediversers content, and then they can leverage and monetize their new "social network" by some astronomical valuation in the market.
Good playbook, its been done many times now by Reddit, linkedin, Facebook, and all the rest, and maybe they will pull it off, but after more than 10 years of Social Media abuses, the Fediverse is filled with people who no longer want to be exploited in this way anymore. How about just paying for some instances, or supporting some FOSS projects already in the works?
Ask Lemmy
This company sells real human skulls. It claims all of its skulls are ethically sourced. How do you ethically source a human skull for sale to a random buyer?
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 100%
All our skulls are sold on a subscription model, naturally. Act now and choose Crumbgrabber Lifetime Premium^tm^
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41186922 > Only with a certified Crumbgrabber^tm^ skull can you be 100 percent satisfied with your purchase! All our skulls are vegan, macrobiotic and chock full of vitamins and minerals! > > Build your downline with confidence we will be around for decades to come!
Only with a certified Crumbgrabber^tm^ skull can you be 100 percent satisfied with your purchase! All our skulls are vegan, macrobiotic and chock full of vitamins and minerals! Build your downline with confidence we will be around for decades to come!
Ask Lemmy
This company sells real human skulls. It claims all of its skulls are ethically sourced. How do you ethically source a human skull for sale to a random buyer?
Crumbgrabber 2 weeks ago • 75%
Only with a certified Crumbgrabber^tm^ skull can you be 100 percent satisfied with your purchase! All our skulls are vegan, macrobiotic and chock full of vitamins and minerals!
We have full size and the new but very popular Crumbgrabber Mini^tm^ For our discerning customers. NDA applies, please view our terms of service.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
We want robot dogs with a good moral compass.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
We could double the petition, one funding for each big toe. double profit.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 75%
As long as all the advertising for the NFT's contains the power phrase ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST I will approve this plan.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
If we kidnapped poor people we could increase the burn rate. we could also sell ransom insurance.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
Lets raise 300 billion for an AI Blockchain analysis in Invidias new Simulated reality platform to find what realities there would be for each alternate universe and use it to make stock market predictions in each individual multiverse. Then we market this to consumers as high fashion.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
Instead of selling the pieces, lets sell NFT's of the pieces, and hide the actual pieces next to Jimmy Hoffas body.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
With a guaranteed recovery time to watch your favorite show by nighttime. Nice. Worldwide franchise, we need 300 billion. lets do it.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
Good burn rate. Maybe we also throw some blockchain in there somehow to increase it.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
Burn rate needs to come up. Lets raise money for super bowl ads for the launch.
Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?
Crumbgrabber 3 weeks ago • 100%
We scrape the entire internet for any instance of people referring to a "game changer", turn it into an NFT that can only be purchased with raw crude oil.
cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3774007 > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/interestingasfuck](https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1f1oz87/a_nonpolitical_post_bumblebee_bat_is_the_worlds/) by [/u/Lee_yw](https://old.reddit.com/u/Lee_yw) on 2024-08-26 14:02:54+00:00. >
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/40442624 > cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3754736 > > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > > The original was posted on [/r/mildlyinteresting](https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1ezv7eh/tinfoiled_car/) by [/u/okvrdz](https://old.reddit.com/u/okvrdz) on 2024-08-24 02:53:11+00:00. > >
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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/39821737 > With over 2,648,948 urinals around the world the time is ripe for a new transformative business model using blockchain and realtime scores automatically posted on social media. We hope to go full on Idiocracy and get Youtube and Reddit to partner on realtime posting of all videos. Can't miss. Get in on the first initial capital raise of 300 billion, which will allow you to access the NFT's and URUCOIN(tm) We promise no rug pulls this time. Act NOW! > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3694441 > > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > > The original was posted on [/r/mildlyinteresting](https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1etovcd/soccer_game_in_mens_toilet/) by [/u/cndvsn](https://old.reddit.com/u/cndvsn) on 2024-08-16 13:31:24+00:00. > >
With over 2,648,948 urinals around the world the time is ripe for a new transformative business model using blockchain and realtime scores automatically posted on social media. We hope to go full on Idiocracy and get Youtube and Reddit to partner on realtime posting of all videos. Can't miss. Get in on the first initial capital raise of 300 billion, which will allow you to access the NFT's and URUCOIN(tm) We promise no rug pulls this time. Act NOW! cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3694441 > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/mildlyinteresting](https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1etovcd/soccer_game_in_mens_toilet/) by [/u/cndvsn](https://old.reddit.com/u/cndvsn) on 2024-08-16 13:31:24+00:00. >
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/38949997 > Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site. > > Bonus: use mark to market accounting like the great Enron.
Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site. Bonus: use mark to market accounting like the great Enron.
wcyb.com
The most American post I can find
phys.org
www.eurekalert.org
An AI-powered wearable system tracks the 3D movement of smart pills in the gut
Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions
I went to Craigslist in my local area for the first time in awhile. I used to like “best of” Craigslist because some of them were great, there still are some, but its just not the same. A community I used to visit had about half the number of posts as I remember, and of jobs and things for sale, I would say roughly half the posts are just bottom feeding companies autoposting one post a day. Is Craigslist going to be another web 1.0 app that just dies off? Is it the same in your area? Craig himself is long since retired from doing stuff and they never seemed to be interested in working with other apps because most of them just scrape and don’t add value to CL, but the Fediverse can, if there was a filter for the spam. What do you think? #craigslist #fediverse #federation
I went to Craigslist in my local area for the first time in awhile. I used to like "best of" Craigslist because some of them were great, there still are some, but its just not the same. A community I used to visit had about half the number of posts as I remember, and of jobs and things for sale, I would say roughly half the posts are just bottom feeding companies autoposting one post a day. Is Craigslist going to be another web 1.0 app that just dies off? Is it the same in your area? Craig himself is long since retired from doing stuff and they never seemed to be interested in working with other apps because most of them just scrape and don't add value to CL, but the Fediverse can, if there was a filter for the spam. What do you think? #craigslist #fediverse #federation
phys.org
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/33835948 > New business plan-break into the museum, steal the T-rex, add colored lights and Trumps voice using AI, and make doom predictions with it until the ransom is paid. > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16184904 > > > Based on the size of the tibia, experts estimate the dino was 13 to 15 years old when it died and likely weighed around 3,500 pounds (1,587.57 kilograms)—about two-thirds of the size of a full-grown adult. > > > > Ultimately, a Black Hawk helicopter airlifted the plaster-clad mass to a waiting truck to drive it to the Denver museum. > > > > Lyson said more than 100 individual T. rex fossils have been unearthed, but many are fragmentary. It is unclear yet how complete this fossil is. So far, they know they have found a leg, hip, pelvis, a couple of tailbones and a good chunk of the skull. > > > > The public will get to watch crews chip away the rock, which the museum estimates will take about a year.
phys.org
New business plan-break into the museum, steal the T-rex, add colored lights and Trumps voice using AI, and make doom predictions with it until the ransom is paid. cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16184904 > Based on the size of the tibia, experts estimate the dino was 13 to 15 years old when it died and likely weighed around 3,500 pounds (1,587.57 kilograms)—about two-thirds of the size of a full-grown adult. > > Ultimately, a Black Hawk helicopter airlifted the plaster-clad mass to a waiting truck to drive it to the Denver museum. > > Lyson said more than 100 individual T. rex fossils have been unearthed, but many are fragmentary. It is unclear yet how complete this fossil is. So far, they know they have found a leg, hip, pelvis, a couple of tailbones and a good chunk of the skull. > > The public will get to watch crews chip away the rock, which the museum estimates will take about a year.
gizmodo.com
gizmodo.com
I believe this is our best option. cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/22546942 > A juror was dismissed Monday after reporting that a woman dropped a bag of $120,000 in cash at her home and offered her more money if she would vote to acquit seven people charged with stealing more than $40 million from a program meant to feed children during the pandemic. > > “This is completely beyond the pale,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Joseph Thompson said in court on Monday. “This is outrageous behavior. This is stuff that happens in mob movies.” > > These seven are the first of 70 defendants expected to go to trial in a conspiracy that cost taxpayers $250 million. Eighteen others have pleaded guilty, and authorities said they recovered about $50 million in one of the nation’s largest pandemic-related fraud cases. Prosecutors say just a fraction of the money went to feed low-income kids, while the rest was spent on luxury cars, jewelry, travel and property. > > During the trial that began in April, defense attorneys questioned the quality of the FBI’s investigation and suggested that this might be more of a case of record-keeping problems than fraud as these defendants sought to keep up with rapidly changing rules for the food aid program.
www.mashed.com
fake news, but sounds plausable. cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3096124 > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/todayilearned](https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1d81y5j/til_costco_sells_more_than_100_million_hot_dogs_a/) by [/u/TurnOffYourPC](https://old.reddit.com/u/TurnOffYourPC) on 2024-06-04 16:50:14+00:00. >