I'm glad somebody gets it.

When did I ever say that I do or would treat them poorly? I didn't. I said I treat them as human beings, same as anyone else. I treat everyone based on one thing, and one thing only: are they an asshole. They want to be called she/her? No problem. They're an asshole about it? Problem.

https://www.un.org/en/about-us/universal-declaration-of-human-rights

That's a wonderful argument. So eloquent.

That's real productive discourse there. It answers all the questions I asked!

That's why I used the qualifier "isn't such". They're all shit, it just depends how much and what kind of shit is worth it.

And those people can find employment at a company that isn't such a piece of shit.

It's a lemming.

I've got the table set, when do we eat?

This isn't heaven! It just looks exactly like it and makes us immortal! Which I find suspicious.

Ha! You beat me to it. My dad loved that joke.

"Do you have honeymoon salad?"

"What's honeymoon salad?"

"Lettuce alone, without dressing."

I'm very pro-space, however, we need to take care of people here first. If we can't take care of people here, what makes you think it'll be any better out there?

I said this would happen back when it was just the ISPs having data caps and cell phone companies charging for every text/data caps/ peak hours. Oh, but I was just a raving lunatic then. Fuck the human race. We get what we deserve.

Ever heard of a "theater of war?"

Final Fantasy Legend for the og Gameboy. I remember getting pretty far in the tower and there was some weapon or item you had to have to pass or beat something and I missed getting it and couldn't progress and never played it again.

"The plot thickens..."

Bro, it's like hotdog slices 10x on steroids. Spam is so fucking underrated. It's probably due to it being slightly slimy and gross coming out of the can, but damn if it doesn't smell like bacon when it's frying. Could also be that eating a lot of it will definitely give you a fucking heart attack lol.

https://youtu.be/cdpsfBsN_Dg?si=nYPfHnAEMlpnHGj9

I remember having his Greatest Hits album when I was growing up. I have a vague memory of seeing him perform at the Pittsburgh Three Rivers and Arts Festival when I was little, too. I still listen to that album from time to time, singing along, and still regard that rendition of Little Boxes to be the best ever done. There's just something about Pete that his heart shines through in his music. I wish we had more people like him around this day and age. We definitely need them.

It got weird because Fox fucked it. It was supposed to be drawn out over more seasons, but Fox decided to put it in the Friday night "death slot" causing viewership to drop, so since they weren't going to get renewed any further, they had to cram the end in so that at least the story wouldn't go unfinished.

War crimes of pizza.

Including family and friends.

That, too!

Because we're all still just a bunch of superstitious, dumb-fuck monkeys killing each other over pieces of the ground.

Why is our species so goddamn stupid? I fucking hate us. We suck.

Give mulled cider (NOT spiked) a try. Super easy to heat up a batch, fairly inexpensive (and Simply Apple works for cider if you can't get apple cider out of season), and, to me, at least, it "feels" like something alcoholic but with zero alcohol (unless you make the spiked version).

https://www.acouplecooks.com/mulled-cider/

This would make for an excellent Photoshop Battle.

Personally, I like "White Trash Heaven"- it's just mac and cheese with fried Spam slices.