funny Funny: Home of the Haha Why haven't you done this yet too?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 22 hours ago 98%

    America sounds more horrific every time I hear about it

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  • reddit Reddit /r/wholesomememes bans reposts posts, nobody posts for two days
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2 weeks ago 100%

    Be better: hate the system that incentivizes deploying bots.

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  • traditional_art Traditional Art Cheeseball - by Bill Mayer
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 2 weeks ago 66%

    I'm not doubting that this is real, but that middle fork tine is giving AI vibes.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What old-style forums do you still frequent? Any you'd recommend?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    Planted Tank is great for planted aquariums, and Fish Lore has an active general fishkeeping forum.

    Vortex is a Volkswagen forum but has tons of conversation around other brands, too.

    The official LOTRO forums are the only official game forums I've found that aren't super toxic. Great community.

    Really, I think old-school forums are best for specific niche interests.

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  • gaming Gaming Star Wars Outlaws doesn't let you free aim and fire from your speeder because Massive didn't want you to "feel as if you can ride in and assault people"
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 75%

    The other part of this decision is just that if we made it so that you can free-aim and shoot from the speeder then we'd also have to then make the speeder drive nicely when you're not looking forward, which is actually a really hard thing

    • Fredrik Thylander, lead gameplay designer

    Is this guy for real?

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  • greentext > Greentext how much pain can you bear?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    I had something similar but they just knocked me out for the rest of the procedure.

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  • pcgaming PC Gaming Civ 7 will potentially launch with Denuvo, based on Steam update
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    But what if they offer a limited edition Gandhi skin

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  • linux_gaming Linux Gaming The Elder Scrolls Online now “officially” playable on the Steam Deck
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    Every add-on I've tried works perfectly on desktop Linux, I'd assume its the same on Deck.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What hobby was easier to get into than you thought?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    Interesting. I've actually noticed myself doing that, and just assumed it was something everyone did. I'll definitely be looking into it. Thank you!

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  • memes memes Post-apocalyptic jobs
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    But without the laws that protect them, we'll be free to throw them all in the garbage

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  • usauthoritarianism US Authoritarianism They Think They Can Gaslight Over Any Evidence
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    all alphanerd ever posts is misinformation and ragebait

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What hobby was easier to get into than you thought?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    Photography. Always stayed away because people told me it would be expensive (it definitely can be) but you can have a ton of fun with a 20-year-old camera off eBay and lenses from garage sales.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What hobby was easier to get into than you thought?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 3 weeks ago 100%

    I'm a slow reader and get frustrated with how long books take. My "internal" reading speed is about as fast as reading aloud, so anything longer than a few hundred pages takes forever.

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  • unpopularopinion Unpopular Opinion Taking a shower every day is excessive.
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 4 weeks ago 97%

    I forgot about exercising

    Never change, Lemmy

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  • artshare Art Share🎨 Drawing Practice
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 4 weeks ago 100%

    I love the bike.

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter Shopping in bulk
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 4 weeks ago 100%

    I think this is the worst thing I've ever read

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  • linux Linux “Something has gone seriously wrong,” dual-boot systems warn after Microsoft update
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 4 weeks ago 98%

    accidentally

    Right.

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  • greentext Greentext Anon is a soyboy
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  • birding birding [OC] Eastern Kingbird showing off beautiful tail feathers
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    birding Zoidsberg 4 weeks ago 100%
    [OC] Eastern Kingbird showing off beautiful tail feathers

    Taken in Kelowna, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    microblogmemes Microblog Memes Sharing an elevator with an Irishman 😱
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 4 weeks ago 100%

    I believe its an instance thing.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a life lesson you learned the hard way that you'd want to share with others to help them avoid the same mistake?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    I'm proud of you!

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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    The amount of niche old Canadian cartoons I've found thanks to dedicated pirates...

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a life lesson you learned the hard way that you'd want to share with others to help them avoid the same mistake?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 85%

    Just get the tattoo. Your parents are already disappointed anyway. Live your life.

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  • poetry Poetry Harriet Selina, "The Altar Of Friendship ".
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    If you feel it, it counts.

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  • poetry Poetry Harriet Selina, "The Altar Of Friendship ".
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    I've never really had a religious experience

    in a religious place.

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  • pics pics [OC] What a time to be alive
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 36%

    Means there's a plug chilling right now at that specific Golden Corral

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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    I know its a marketing thing, and I'll buy it either way, but it drives me bonkers that they're calling the 4th game "STALKER 2."

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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    An armed minority is harder to oppress.

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    Usually contact info for the person who tagged it.

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  • anarchychess AnarchyChess l'enfer sacré
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    Holy hell

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  • bikinibottomtwitter Bikini Bottom Twitter the days where I didn't have to worry about life
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    Fuck, man. I watched that cinematic so many times.

    You shall be... King.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Russian progress
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    Nothing worse than a failed coop. Chickens everywhere.

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  • games Games Deadlock (Valve's Unannounced Title) Passes 12k Peak Players in Closed Alpha
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    I love your personality and think we could be great friends, too.

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  • forteana Forteana Man missing for 30 years reappears wearing the same clothes he left in and with no idea of what happened to him
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    His last known outfit was probably in the missing person report.

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  • memes solarpunk memes how do you do, fellow anarchists?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    Personally, that just feels like semantics to me. They're a structured group of people that exists to generate profit. Whether they technically meet the definition of a corporation doesn't change what they'd be like under anarcho-capitalism.

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  • gaming Gaming This is Sekiro for me.
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    Okay, fine, I'll reinstall New Vegas.

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  • games Games Day 24 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots
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    Best Fallout game ever.

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  • memes solarpunk memes how do you do, fellow anarchists?
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 76%

    Are large street gangs (Crips, etc.) not an example of a huge corporation operating outside the benefits of the law?

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  • videos Videos I Worked For MrBeast, He's A Sociopath
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  • Zoidsberg Zoidsberg 1 month ago 100%

    I'm desperate for drama-free car stuff. I was excited that Pumphrey stepped away from everything to start his own channel, then his first video was him emotionally talking into the camera for 45 minutes.

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    birding Zoidsberg 2 months ago 100%
    Chestnut-Backed Chickadee joined me for lunch! More in comments

    Taken in Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    birding Zoidsberg 2 months ago 100%
    My favourite summer bird is definitely the Cedar Waxwing

    Taken in Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    birding Zoidsberg 2 months ago 100%
    Black-Capped Chickadee held this pose for several long seconds before returning to his hyperactive hopping

    Curious if anyone has seen this before. Taken in Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    birding Zoidsberg 2 months ago 100%
    Our local pair of sandhill cranes recently had two chicks, and they're the talk of the town

    Taken in Delta, B.C. EOS 1100D, Canon 75-300

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    birding Zoidsberg 2 months ago 100%
    Northern Flickers are one of only a few migratory woodpecker species.

    Taken at Brydon Lagoon, Langley, B.C. EOS 1100D, Tamron 150-600

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    Fallout New Vegas Zoidsberg 5 months ago 89%
    Guys, think this is legit?

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14755626 > Guys, think this is legit?

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    birding Zoidsberg 5 months ago 100%
    [OC] Great Blue Heron nests

    How many herons can you see?

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    birding Zoidsberg 6 months ago 100%
    [OC] A hummingbird stopped by while I was shooting a sparrow

    A very cool moment. I don't know much about hummingbirds, but my best guess is Anna's? Near Vancouver, BC.

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    wildlife photography Zoidsberg 6 months ago 93%
    [OC] Steller's Jay (More pics from today in post) https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/4c0dfadd-1e46-4a27-a446-b495d9041444.jpeg

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/18461360 > ![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/a603ad94-4f97-4681-8060-d56b0aeb813a.jpeg) > > ![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/bb3a73d8-a385-4e3e-b950-98f5b955fb5d.jpeg)

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    birding Zoidsberg 6 months ago 95%
    [OC] Steller's Jay (More pics from today in post)

    ![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/a603ad94-4f97-4681-8060-d56b0aeb813a.jpeg) ![](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/bb3a73d8-a385-4e3e-b950-98f5b955fb5d.jpeg)

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    Linux Zoidsberg 8 months ago 84%
    I feel like I'm missing out by not distro-hopping

    I've been dailying the same Mint install since I gave up on Windows a few years ago. When I was choosing a distro, a lot of people were saying that I should start with Mint and "move on to something else" once I got comfortable with the OS. I'm comfortable now, but I don't really see any reason to move on. What would the benefits be of jumping to something else? Mint has great documentation and an active community that has answers to any questions I've ever had, and I'm reluctant to ditch that. On the other hand, when I scroll through forums, _Distro Hopping_ seems to be such a big part of the "Linux experience." What am I missing?

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    Dogs Zoidsberg 10 months ago 96%
    My co-pilot, Bentley

    Also answers to Beaner, Wiener, Fart Dealer, Garbage Eater, Garbage Girl, Meatloaf, Black Forest Ham and, occasionally, Boner.

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    Dogs Zoidsberg 10 months ago 96%
    Why does my dog sneeze in my face?

    Every day when I get home from work, I get down on the floor to greet our bulldog, and she sneezes directly into my face. I want to be clear that this is not the typical playful half-sneezes that some dogs do, although she does do that with other people. This is an intense, wet, genuine sneeze. I have tried ignoring her when I get home, thinking that maybe she just needs to calm down a bit, but she will follow me around the house and start whining if I don't acknowledge her. It makes me too sad. I have to give in. I have a pretty dirty job so I usually hop right in the shower when I get home anyway. A bit of canine spittle really isn't that big of a deal, in the grand scheme of things. I'm really just curious about whats going on. Is she allergic to me? Thanks

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    HipHopHeads Zoidsberg 11 months ago 61%
    I miss the old Kanye. Looking for recs.

    I don't want to get into a whole argument about him here, so I'll just say that I'm having a harder time separating the art from the artist and am taking it as an opportunity to expand my horizons. I love that his music feels larger than life. Genuinely interesting beats with way more creativity than 90% of the other stuff I hear. The big echoing choir vocals get me every single time. Honestly, I miss listening to him more as a producer than a rapper. Who else can I check out that might scratch that itch?

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    Memes Zoidsberg 11 months ago 96%
    You are helping support the fediverse, right?

    [Our developers deserve a living wage, too.](https://join-lemmy.org/donate)

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    F-Droid Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    Looking for a simple video editor

    All I need is something to trim time off the ends of a video and knock it from 1080p down to 720p.

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    Lord of the Rings Online Zoidsberg 1 year ago 75%
    River Hobbits now available! https://www.lotro.com/news/lotro-river-hobbits-en

    Looks like the bundles are priced at 8995LP, 2995LP, and 1595LP. I do really like the Superior cosmetic outfits, but I don't know if I 9000LP-like them. What are your thoughts?

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    Aquariums and Fish Keeping Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    One of our assassin snails is being a weirdo https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/376cbc23-600f-4bd9-968a-081473e57c61.jpeg

    He climbs to the top of the glass, spreads himself out, and floats around upside-down on the surface. A tetra bumped him, and he curled up and sank to the bottom, so he definitely wasn't stuck up there. The second he hit the substrate he went right back to the glass and did it again. Why? Whats his deal? We have a handful of assassins and none of the other ones are doing this. He only does it when the light is on. ![Pic from above. ](https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/4fc4778f-e6a9-4e02-bc7d-501c8cf7f808.jpeg)

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    Asklemmy Zoidsberg 1 year ago 96%
    How do people sleep on planes?

    I can fall asleep almost anywhere. I routinely fall asleep in the break room at work. Once, I was helping a friend fix his car, and I fell asleep on his garage floor when he went inside to get water. But in a hot metal tube tearing through the sky, with my neck all kinked? Get out of here, man.

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    Fallout New Vegas Zoidsberg 1 year ago 92%
    Hungry? Thirsty? Horny?

    Thought you guys might like my lucky lighter and favourite playing cards.

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    Selfhosted Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    Matrix: Unexpected error resolving homeserver configuration.

    I followed [this guide](http://www.nickmasso.com/projects/matrix-setup/) to set up a Matrix server on my Pi. The only hiccup I ran into during setup was under "Setting up Synapse server," step 11, the "Registration" section wasn't present in homeserver.yaml. This server is meant to just run bridges to WhatsApp/Facebook/etc. so I wasn't too worried, and forged ahead. I'm getting the title error when trying to connect via Element. [Federation Tester](https://federationtester.matrix.org/) gives the following error: >Get "https://[my ipv6 address]:8448/_matrix/key/v2/server": dial tcp [my ipv6 address]:8448: i/o timeout (Client.Timeout exceeded while awaiting headers) Any help would be very much appreciated.

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    Thunder App Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    How do I hide this button?

    I keep accidentally hitting it. I've seen screenshots with it absent so I probably am just not seeing the option.

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    Lord of the Rings Online Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    What would you like to see added to the game as a hobby?

    Fishing is fun, but having a "hobbies" tab with only one skill is a bit sad. I've always thought it would be cool to make smoke rings with [pipe-weed.](https://lotro-wiki.com/index.php/Item:Pouch_of_Sweet_Galenas_Pipe-weed) Higher levels could allow you to make different sizes, shapes, or colours.

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    Lemmy.ca's Main Community Zoidsberg 1 year ago 97%
    Are we defederating from Threads?

    I've seen that some instances have already done it preemptively.

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    FOSS for Android Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    Organic Maps and OSMand not accepting addresses

    Both apps locate me just fine, and in the maps I can see my address written on my house. I can tap it, and I see my full address. When I search my address, both apps say it doesn't exist. I've tried typing in some other addresses from around my city and have the same issue. I've tried "Address, Street" and "Street, Address," searches. What am I doing wrong?

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    Lord of the Rings Online Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    Free item code this week is HEROISM for an Elixir of Heroism

    Type it into the cash shop between now and July 6th.

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    Unable to sign in on mobile?

    I get "connection failed" errors when attempting to sign in on Android. I've tried two phones, each on Jeroba, Firefox, and Chrome. I am able to sign in just fine on my desktop, both Linux and Windows, Firefox and Chrome.

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    Aquariums Zoidsberg 1 year ago 100%
    Foreman of the cleanup crew digging into the latest algae bloom

    Pls don't judge me for the floaties, I just did a water change.

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