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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 11 hours ago 100%

    That's because you left the EU.

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  • politics politics Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrants
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 days ago 100%

    "But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour"

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Do it do it do it do it
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 4 days ago 100%

    He'll feel like home because he grew up 3 miles away

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  • politics politics Trump brought a 9/11 conspiracy theorist to a 9/11 memorial event
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 7 days ago 100%

    Also she is a dick

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  • politics politics “Concepts of a plan”: Trump roasted for having no clue what he’s doing
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 1 week ago 100%

    It will be the best audit, like you've never seen before. Probably the best audit in the world.

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  • memes memes Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 1 week ago 100%

    Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves

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  • memes memes He's just loafing
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 1 week ago 100%

    He's missing on some delicious buns though

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 1 week ago 100%

    When buying toilets, people should be able to test the flush in the shop

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    Leftism BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 91%
    Taux the rich: Petition (EU) eci.ec.europa.eu

    Hi there, if you are from one of the EU countries that didn't reach the threshold (see on the page), please sign this petition. ECI (European Citizen Initiatives) are petitions that forces the EU to take a decision on the matter if they reach 1 000 000 signatures.

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    fakebandnames Fake Band Names Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands With AI, Then Making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    Maybe someone out there is living their best life

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  • news News Right-wing influencers were duped to work for covert Russian influence operation, US says
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    I'm sure at least some of them truly believed they were worth more than shit

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    Fake Band Names BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%
    Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands With AI, Then Making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots futurism.com

    > The artist naming convention also followed a somewhat similar pattern, with names ranging from the normal-sounding "Calvin Mann" to head-scratchers like "Calorie Event," "Calms Scorching," and "Calypso Xored." Is that one of you? ;-)

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    coolguides Cool Guides A Cool Guide To Batman Logos
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    Incidentally the best movie too

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    Political Memes BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 92%
    So... beanie because homesick?
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    politics politics US conservative influencers say they are ‘victims’ of Russian disinformation campaign
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    Now that I would subscribe

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  • news News Truth Social Hits All-Time Low as CEO Sells His Crashing Stock
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 85%

    TBH that's one thing I don't blame him for. The real losers and suckers are his base willing to give him money, and he thinks as much of them for certain.

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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    "Find me in the G spot section"

    "I will miss you forever"

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  • news News Musk's Starlink backtracks and says it will comply with judge's order to block X in Brazil
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 66%

    Hey happy Lemmy bday! Nice little cake!

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy Can you draw Vin Diesel from memory (and post the result in the thread)?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    Where d'you get that paper bloc?

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy Can you draw Vin Diesel from memory (and post the result in the thread)?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    The Vin Diesel you want is in this car

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's a long-standing mystery that still preoccupies you?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    Hiccups

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What's the one music album you would take on a desert island?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 100%

    Ah that would be my second

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    Asklemmy BeatTakeshi 2 weeks ago 94%
    What's the one music album you would take on a desert island?

    I would take Kent: Hagnesta Hill (Say you have a 128mb mp3 player and a solar charger)

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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy What is the (subjectively) weirdest word in the English language?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    Caveat

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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    Seriously though how do you break this habit?

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    Fake Band Names BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%
    The Papybaras
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    science_memes Science Memes That's a big burger
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    It is still a wonder of nature though that they appear the exact same size in our sky, allowing perfect eclipses

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  • watches Watches Unnecessary luxury choice problem.
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    Decide a grid with pros and cons and attribute a +/- score to each (don't overthink, just your first gut guesstimate), then do the maths

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  • aboringdystopia A Boring Dystopia So Starbucks’ CEO commutes to work by private jet? Let’s not pretend the super-rich care about the planet
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    "Let's not pretend the super-rich care..." is not the same as "the super-rich should stop pretending they care". Words have meaning but so does grammar

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  • aboringdystopia A Boring Dystopia So Starbucks’ CEO commutes to work by private jet? Let’s not pretend the super-rich care about the planet
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    When where? Haven't heard that message for a while. Do you mean Elon just because he sells EVs? Jeff Bezos because he groups your purchases in one box?

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  • technology Technology [discussion] DC (direct current) power network
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    But as OP guessed, would be too much of a hassle (and hazard) for distribution

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes sEemS liKe a LeGiT rEasON to mE
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 18%

    You mean the lawsuit from fake judges?

    Edit : thank you for the downvotes for not adding /s.

    Proves the plausibility of such comment in this day and age

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Is there such a thing as a bullshit-free news agency?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    Short and to the point, with sources. Headlines grouped by categories

    https://newsasfacts.com/

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  • aboringdystopia A Boring Dystopia So Starbucks’ CEO commutes to work by private jet? Let’s not pretend the super-rich care about the planet
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 66%

    I wonder... Who ever pretended that though?

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Pick your seat, Lemmy
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    Hey D are you responsible for these other pricks?

    D: Sorry

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  • fuckcars Fuck Cars The number 1 easiest way to convince carbrains to support non-car-centric transportation infrastructure (in my experience)
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%

    Yeah but how does it not boil down to "don't drive, then you'll park easy" in an argument?

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  • til Today I Learned TIL that due to a disfunction of the ABCCII gene the majority of Asians have significantly less body odor than other populations
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 96%

    ✋dysfunction?

    👉enhancement

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What are some fun ways to prank an asshole neighbor I'm moving away from?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 66%

    With salt for a delayed and long lasting effect

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  • linuxmemes linuxmemes Concept: beer that is free as in freedom, not as in gratis
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 3 weeks ago 100%
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  • dataisbeautiful Data is Beautiful Reading habits in Europe
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 4 weeks ago 100%

    Pretty sure they count audiobooks and comics in

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Burning it all down
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 4 weeks ago 100%

    He can fix it by going back in time through a wormhole

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy I was gifted an unopened pack of 3.5" floppy disks. What should I do with them? (wrong answers only)
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 4 weeks ago 100%

    Glue two on top of your flip flops. You now unlocked the floppy flip flops

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Upcoming movie/serie about a TV show?
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 4 weeks ago 100%

    That's it! Thank you!

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    Asklemmy BeatTakeshi 4 weeks ago 83%
    Upcoming movie/serie about a TV show?

    I saw a trailer some months ago about a TV show anchor, that progressively slipped to supernatural tropes. Does it ring a bell to anyone? Edit: sorry mods I realise it is not an open ended question.

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    showerthoughts Showerthoughts Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 4 weeks ago 100%

    Is this Capybara Kobama?

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  • news News Andrew Tate held overnight as police raid homes in Romania
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  • BeatTakeshi BeatTakeshi 4 weeks ago 95%

    Tate's tits are in tatters

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    Asklemmy BeatTakeshi 1 month ago 94%
    Anyone still giving a name to your car, and what is it?

    My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. "You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport". Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)

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    Showerthoughts BeatTakeshi 1 month ago 92%
    When Harris had to pick a VP, all media kinda agreed it should be a white male, to balance the fact that she is black and a woman. So Walz is the DEI hire.

    If you ask me, I'm upset no one picked up that this consideration was sexist and racist, although it is indeed the best choice for her to win, which reflects how bad US can't get over race and gender.

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    A Boring Dystopia BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 97%
    US8246454B2
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    Android BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 97%
    10 years of android and I never managed to share files via WiFi direct

    Anyone has a fool proof method? Preferably that does not involve third party apps, or a Foss one. PS at home I use mixplorer over my home WiFi, but on the go WiFi direct would be useful. I use a Samsung smartphone and lenovo tablet, both on android 14. I can easily connect them, but I never see any WiFi direct option in the share menu (nor Samsung's quickshare) EDIT: Enabling Quickshare on both devices then the quickshare icon shows up in the share menu. Although: - it asks to deactivate WiFi direct (as Markaos says below, probably so it can decide the best connection type, and probably active WiFi direct on demand) - it relies on the contacts of the Google account. As I use a dummy and different gmail on both, and Foss apps for contacts, the only way to share is to "allow sharing with everyone for 10 minutes" So my question remains as to how to use Wi-Fi direct well...directly.

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    Political Memes BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 97%
    Truth so-called ™
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    Dad Jokes BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 100%
    After years of training
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    Metal Gear Solid BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 98%
    Snake!?
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    Political Memes BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 97%
    He is the Chosen One how can you deny it now??
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    Asklemmy BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 98%
    Has any scientific breakthrough come out of the Folding@Home project?

    I probably donated 10 years of idle CPU time between 2005 to 2015.

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    Gauchiasses BeatTakeshi 2 months ago 100%
    Exit 12

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17346447

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    France BeatTakeshi 3 months ago 84%
    Les extrêmes? en fait non - Franceinfo https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=438714819047110&vanity=franceinfo

    PS si quelqu'un arrive à trouver comment partager les vidéos depuis le site de France info alors je remplacerai le lien fb

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    Gauchiasses BeatTakeshi 3 months ago 100%
    Les extrêmes? en fait non https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=438714819047110&vanity=franceinfo

    Désolé pour le lien FB, mais impossible de partager depuis le site de franceinfo

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    Linux BeatTakeshi 3 months ago 97%
    Disk space counted twice on root folder?

    Edit: SOLVED thanks to r00ty ! Hello, I have this weird issue that my Debian 11 will tell me the root folder is full, while I can only find files for half of the accounted space. df -h reports 56G while the disk analyser (sudo baobab) only finds 28G. Anyone ever encountered this? I don't have anything mounted twice.... (Not sure what udev is). Also it does not add up to 100%, it should say 7.2G left not 4.1G > df -h /dev/sda* Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on udev 16G 0 16G 0% /dev /dev/sda1 511M 22M 490M 5% /boot/efi **/dev/sda2 63G 56G 4.1G 94% /** /dev/sda4 852G 386G 423G 48% /home Edit: my mtab ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e252c6eb-aed0-4d3d-93f7-865693501770.png) Edit 2: what Gparted shows ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/659515d3-e028-497c-b17a-74e76140889f.png)

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    No Stupid Questions BeatTakeshi 3 months ago 96%
    Is it just a coincidence that Chromium and Firefox have similar version numbers?

    Currently Chromium 128, and Firefox 127. They always seem to go shoulder to shoulder.

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    Today I Learned (TIL) BeatTakeshi 3 months ago 99%
    TIL that 4-horned sheep and goats have existed for a long time. And that the responsible gene mutation has recently been identified.

    Press release on the scientific discovery: https://www.inrae.fr/en/news/mystery-four-horned-goats-and-sheep-finally-solved >Their results reveal that polycerate individuals all carry a mutation affecting the same gene: HOXD1. This is a homeotic gene, which means that it is involved in the organisation of the body plan during the development of embryos. I hope no mad scientist ever plays with that gene 😅 Article of the photo source https://myanmarnewsfeed.xyz/la-oveja-hebridean-de-cuatro-cuernos-una-criatura-iconica-y-misteriosa/

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    No Stupid Questions BeatTakeshi 4 months ago 98%
    Is a peanut butter sandwich a balanced meal?

    I mean carbs in the bread, proteins and fat in the peanut butter. Use wholemeal bread for fibers. Or are proportions off compared to recommendations?

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    A Boring Dystopia BeatTakeshi 4 months ago 98%
    China shows off machine-gun-toting robot dog and its AI-powered puppy www.theregister.com

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15928808 > China shows off machine-gun-toting robot dog and its AI-powered puppy

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    Buy it for Life BeatTakeshi 4 months ago 100%
    Feedback on hexclad cookware?

    Hello, would anyone have experience with this brand? In particular the nonstick performance as well as scratch resistance? Any alternative recommendations? Thank you. They're not cheap but if they are indeed durable they could be worth it. We cook nearly every day at home

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    Today I Learned BeatTakeshi 4 months ago 91%
    TIL that a Frenchman ate a plane en.m.wikipedia.org

    ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/31e7c2b9-3af8-49c2-9483-d0eba629c56e.jpeg)

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    Political Memes BeatTakeshi 4 months ago 98%
    A breather before the end of the world
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