We have to show up, vote, and bring a friend.

Sweep the executive and congress, and she can be impeached. She’s got job security as long as the GOP controls the executive or a branch of congress.

This is a man that’s run for office 4 times, and a man that has not stopped campaigning and holding rallies for 10 years.

If he actually wanted to get elected, he would shut the fuck up and stay off the campaign stage. That’s when his polls go up. But homie loves campaign rallies and campaign press SO much, that he can’t stop.

Also, Walz did not steal valor. Dude served for well over two decades.

TIL Rob Schneider went down the MAGA rabbit hole.

Me and my team take our site down the old fashioned way. Code copied from some rando on the internet.

We have laws against this so poachers don’t claim they found dead animals on the beach, and so

Katie Perry wore orange one day and OP doesn’t like her hat.

Protect Donald Trump

Vote for Harris to enact common sense gun regulations.

Auto dark mode is where it’s at. Dark mode when dark, light mode when light.

Dark mode in the sun is inferior.

Back for round two?

Shocker, when women lose basic reproductive healthcare rights, their views on abortion legislation and conservative politics change significantly.

Hello from 49 min in the future. I’m always two steps ahead.

Of course that child is saying this over some tendies.

I time traveled 3 hours into the future to comment on your post.

Trump totally would’ve won that debate if the moderator didn’t fact check immigrants eating Ohio cats.

The earrings obviously told Harris the correct answers about infant murder and pet eating. It’s not fair.

Only after rambling about eating pets and South Park style abortions of children who have already been born.

I’d argue that you don’t need it in every state. You just need it in enough states to make a 3rd party candidate viable.

I feel like we need something like the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact that is aiming to eliminate the electoral college, but for Ranked Choice.

Passing this federally is too hard. We need do to this state by state.

Until I can vote for a third party with RCV, then I might as well be saying that I have zero preference about the GOP and DNC options on the table.

How many lithium ion battery fires have you put out?

Dude could say “I’ll only do a second debate if it’s on Fox.” But it looks like he’s too afraid to even do that.

I’m reasonably sure he’d get owned on Fox too.

He’s not even proposing to do it on Fox.

His campaign knows that he’d also get completely served if he was on his propagandist’s network.

Yeah, they put product compatibility for everything on the site. But we also enjoy shit posting about this over priced microfiber cloth every year.

My guess is that the motivation was user feedback and keeping things simple so they’re easier to repair.

Sounds like a joke.

You might be on to something

Not today son. Cats are on the menu.

🍴🐈

It’s generally considered between 40 and 60.

You can argue that 60 isn’t really the statistical middle for most humans. It’s closer to the 3/4 mark. That said, when people say middle age, they usually mean the aforementioned years.

I’m definitely nostalgic for the times Trump wasn’t on TV rambling like a fucking weirdo.

Also, these stores have tools that can tally up losses associated to you, and they’ll pull in the cops when the evidence is enough to warrant serious penalty.

ABC: fact checks crazy ass false claims that Florida’s Amendment 4 would legalize killing newborns.

Conservatives: that’s not fair!

What about a roadkill bear hat?

If you don’t want to be fact checked, maybe don’t repeatedly insist that Florida’s abortion ballot measure will legalize killing newborns.

I love that his campaign kept complaining about Harris not getting fact checked as hard.

Harris definitely spun a few things, but she wasn’t throwing out crazy ass lies like eating pets and throwing out newborn babies.

Do cats taste like cubs?

Host: “they have Taylor Swift”

Trump: “oh yeah, we have the ex wife of someone she’s dated”

Trump’s going to tell her to hide that delicious cat.

But first, kill all the American newborns, then replace all the babies with immigrant anchor babies that can be mules for fentanyl.

(I wish this wasn’t actual shit that people believed)

Yeah, us democrats actually just want to eat that dog in the meme. /s

I honestly had to turn the thing off because I’m so sick of hearing this guy’s blatant bullshit. He doubled down on abortion rights advocates wanting to kill babies in the delivery room. What a fucking lying piece of shit.

I hope we can make this guy go the fuck away.