shoplifting Shoplifting Florida Target Charges Black Mother with Child Neglect after Failing to Scan all her Items
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    12 months ago 100%

    The shoplifting isn't the issue they have here, it's the "leaving children in the car in Florida in September" that raises issue. Nobody needs education to know not to do this, they know it's bad but convince themselves it's "not that bad" then as soon as they get back in the car blast the AC because they can't stand to be in it for 2 seconds

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  • linuxmemes linuxmemes Windows eats partitions
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    12 months ago 100%

    I had so many issues with my (less than legitimate) windows install kept nuking itself and the drive it was on, I bought a cheap small SSD that has literally nothing but windows on it so whenever it goes fucky I just wipe and reinstall. It's a total time of like an hour going from "shits fucked" to "everything is pretty much how it was before".

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  • memes Memes Its Nothin New...
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    papalonian
    12 months ago 72%

    What's with all the garbage fake communist quotes from NASCAR drivers in the meme page lately?

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  • memes Memes Labor has the power they want us to forget.
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    papalonian
    12 months ago 100%

    And so you're here to save us by posting politics based picture-of-text posts in a meme community, where we come to laugh at stuff.

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  • privacy Privacy Should I glue my SIM tray shut?
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    papalonian
    12 months ago 95%

    Umm.. no they don't? You need a password to unlock it after restarting it but you absolutely can turn the phone off without a password. I'm on my 3rd Samsung device and have never entered a password to shut any of them off.

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  • technology Technology NYC Mayor Announces New NYPD RoboCop That Needs a Cop to Guard It
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    12 months ago 100%

    Oh man. My old Walgreens had these and I begged the manager at my new store not to let them put them in. They still haven't made their way over yet, maybe the company realized how absolutely idiotic they are.

    The only reason they wanted them is because when someone wasn't standing directly in front of them they would play full screen ads for whatever was (supposed to be) inside.

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  • memes memes In (dis)honour of Kari Byron now shilling for Big Oil
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    12 months ago 100%

    Man that's really disappointing to see. I literally background watch mythbusters every night as I'm going to bed and I've loved the show since I was a kid. Hope the remainder of the crew continues to maintain their integrity.

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  • atheism Atheism Is this how it works?
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    12 months ago 100%

    Joseph Smith has all kinds wacky zany stories that provide excellent proof that his claims are all totally 100% legit

    I like the one where he "translated" some "ancient texts" but his wife didn't believe him so she threw away the "translations" and told him to do it again, if he was the real deal he'd translate it exactly the same way no problem. But God was upset at this trial so he changed the translation, making poor Joseph Smith redo it with the new and thus slightly different translation.

    This of course proves that there was no way at all Joey could've made everything up

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  • memes Memes Date night, keep the love alive. Romance the pants off her/him i dont discriminate.
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    papalonian
    12 months ago 100%

    Is there a meme here, or do you just want everyone to know that you're a teenager that has sex

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Bypassing "wifi pausing"
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 53%

    Are people really trying to make blacklist and whitelist a race thing? Good Lord.

    Are we going to start referring to cables as having female-identifying ends and male-identifying ends? Are USB-C cables non-binary?

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  • memes Memes If I forgot something, it probably wasn't important.
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 100%

    Gmail is so nice because after it's done scouring through my potentially private emails it lets me know if I said "is attached" but didn't attach any files

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes *Permanently Deleted*
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 86%

    Uh... no? In no way does "not recommended" mean that they absolutely cannot go on their own. It's not recommended for pregnant women to drink, that doesn't make it illegal or impossible for them to do so

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  • reddit Reddit Banned from Reddit for promoting hate speech
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 100%

    "I have never been hit by a car because I understand the simple concept that if I stand in front of a moving car I will be hit with it"

    "I have never been in debt because I understand the simple concept that if I spend more money than I have I will be in debt"

    "I have never experienced a situation because I have never had to experience the situation"

    You went to be an asshole on Reddit, got called out, then came here to cry about it and get people to agree with you. Unfortunately people think you're an asshole here too.

    It's funny how people like yourself are so concerned with the health of the public when they see a fat person but usually say nothing to smokers, overly skinny people, people of normal weight with horrible diets, etc. Just mind your own fuckin business lol.

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  • drugmemes drugmemes We live in a sociatie, scociei, society.
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    1 year ago 93%

    Literally every cop has told me to drive safe*

    * after pulling me over and shooting me 7 times in the back

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  • technology Technology Bike tires made from NASA’s bizarre shape-shifting metal are now available to buy
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 100%

    these new tires do deform with the ground

    They aren't saying they don't. The foam and gel tires they mentioned also deform with the ground. Like you said, the rings only compress a bit at the site of the impact. Person you're replying to is pointing out that pneumatic tires disperse this impact across the whole tire

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  • technology Technology Shoplifting up driven by rising cost of living - Coles responding with employee body cams
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 44%

    gets called out for making untrue assumptions about the US based on clickbait headlines

    retorts with more info scraped from clickbait headlines

    Yanks sure are shtyoopid innit bruv

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  • politics politics George W. Bush says real “pro-life” Republicans wouldn’t defund his HIV program
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    1 year ago 100%

    Yes, that's exactly what I think and precisely the message my comment portrays. In fact I believe you personally are the sole cause of the lack of public programs. Shame on you.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost The brief career of lemmy shit posting mod space weed kid
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    programmerhumor Programmer Humor I don't think Unity is playing anymore.
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    1 year ago 100%

    I was going to say you're not a bad person, but then you swore on the Internet.

    It doesn't matter that you tried to censor it. Bad words are a strict no no here and don't you forget it. The Internet is no home to your obscenities.

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  • politics politics Republican sobs as she claims LGBTQ+ activists are ‘training’ children to use butt plugs and dildos
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    1 year ago 82%

    I'm on your side of the argument, but I don't think this is a fair take. We know from history that it's very difficult for victims to come forward in these cases. Your Catholic Church example is a good case of this; the adults we're hearing from were children when the abuse took place. Look at the Me Too incident. Hundreds if not thousands of victims all coming forward years after the fact because they feared the backlash. I genuinely doubt there are groups like the woman described in existence, but if there were, it's understandable that we wouldn't be hearing about it right away.

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  • politics politics George W. Bush says real “pro-life” Republicans wouldn’t defund his HIV program
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    1 year ago 75%

    That's what I'm saying haha. Everyone in here seems to be relishing in the fact that this program might go away simply because of who put it in place. I'm getting more and more convinced every day that the majority of people who left reddit for the Fediverse are young angry teenagers who think they're sticking it to "the man". So many comment sections look exactly like this; no nuance, only anger at anything remotely right wing. Even an HIV resource program is too far right for these people.

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  • politics politics George W. Bush says real “pro-life” Republicans wouldn’t defund his HIV program
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    1 year ago 93%

    "Hey guys the program I made works pretty well and a lot of people are genuinely benefiting from it if we're serious about helping people we should keep it funded"

    "Fuck you you piece of shit go die! Also how come there aren't any public programs :("

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  • memes memes That was a big one! You're welcome, folks. Stop crying.
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 100%

    If anyone is interested about the context of the photo. It was from a haunted house a few years ago that took a picture towards the end, there were a lot of pretty funny stills like this in an album when it first happened

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  • memes Memes save it for later
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    1 year ago 96%

    So I decided while playing Fallout 4 (around the time it came out) that I was going to try to break this habit, because it meant I never got to use any of the cool shit.

    I made this decision while retaking the castle, fighting the queen crab thing. I used all the mini nukes I had on it.

    Those who have played the game knows what happens next... after killing the queen, the king emerges. Way bigger, way harder to kill.

    I've been a hardcore no exceptions hoarder ever since

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  • showerthoughts Showerthoughts People will forget what the covid signs looked like
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    1 year ago 100%

    Individual websites come and go, yes, but COVID literally dominated every and all aspects of everyday life for the better part of 2020. It's like saying that everyone is gonna forget that WWII happened because most of the newspapers from the time have stopped running.

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  • memes Memes 9/11 fashion emergency
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    showerthoughts Showerthoughts People will forget what the covid signs looked like
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    starfield Starfield Starfield is a “bizarrely worse experience” on Nvidia and Intel, says Digital Foundry
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    1 year ago 100%

    Feel like this isn't the best take. AMD working with Bethesda to make sure the game works on their card doesn't come close to implying they made sure it didn't work on Nvidia cards. Nvidia should've been working to make sure the game ran well on their cards too.

    Nvidia has been pulling the tricks you're talking about for years now, though

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What are your experiences with motorcycle gangs?
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    1 year ago 76%

    "I have to see my rapists living in my city, I mean I wasn't raped or anything but yeah. You should definitely fuck with the biker gangs tho"

    Least terminally online comment

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  • memes Memes conservative physics
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    1 year ago 100%

    Yeah man WTF happened there. I just saw a "deleted by moderator" comment and a shit load of people responding quoting the comment with a bunch of I guess hate speech about LGBT? What the hell were they even talking about lmao

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  • kbinMeta /kbin meta Is it possible to collapse comments under Kbin posts? I can’t seem to do it, at least on mobile.
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    1 year ago 100%

    Christ Almighty. I'm behind.

    Thanks for giving me a rabbit hole to check out next time I've got the time.

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  • kbinMeta /kbin meta Is it possible to collapse comments under Kbin posts? I can’t seem to do it, at least on mobile.
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    papalonian
    1 year ago 100%

    Hey uh, I'm pretty stupid, how do you even start to get this working on mobile? Is it a browser extension? Does it work on the default chrome app or do you need to use Firefox or something? Thanks for any answers, I've been into tech for years and somehow never heard of mobile browser add-ons haha

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  • the_pack THE_PACK HE'LL YEAH
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    1 year ago 100%

    HEY THERE BROTHER I REALLY LIKED YOUR MEME BUT CAN YOU PLEASE STOP USING CURSE WORDS BECAUSE MY MOM IS GOING TO GET REALLY MAD IF SHE SEES THIS ON MY PHONE AROOO

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  • world World News North Korea celebrated its founding with a military parade featuring dump trucks modified to work as rocket launchers
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    1 year ago 97%

    This reminds me of that Russian parade a few months ago where they just rolled the same tank through a couple of times.

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  • thepoliceproblem THE POLICE PROBLEM Wichita to pay $262,500 after police stood outside as man stabbed roommate up to 50 times
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    1 year ago 38%

    That was an incredibly articulate response.

    What's the criteria to get your violence fetish going? Are you an "eye for an eye" type, or does the mere thought of me disagreeing with your bloodlust make you start fantasizing about beating my head in with a lead pipe?

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    No Stupid Questions papalonian 1 year ago 88%
    Why am I still able to load the front page of Reddit on RIF?

    I got the "shutting down" message and I was signed out of all of my accounts. But the front page, posts, and comments are all still loading just fine.

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    Minecraft papalonian 1 year ago 100%
    The two story McDonald's my roommate built for our server's village. Very fitting with the village aesthetic...
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