cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16618729

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16459821 > brainrot rule

Ask Lemmy nicknonya • 2 weeks ago • 95%

i feel like lemmy skews older than the rest of the internet i also made an anonymous poll because data is cool https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/fGestKFfPddlgaPA4zOONy4GGq9DBUXoDfS-cqUsaPE/

Science Memes nicknonya • 2 weeks ago • 99%

like you go to the not-believing-until-seeing convention with lies and what? expect to get away with it?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15916238 > The one rule

196 nicknonya • 3 weeks ago • 98%

::: spoiler image transcript a screenshot of a tumblr thread: [screenshot of the DM overview page of the tumblr blog "achivement-unlocked"] **the-last-ominous-threat** messages: flip it **taerht-suonimo** messages: taerht-suonimo: noic eht pilf **the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats** messages: three coins👌 make it four **not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat** messages: ...coins need to be flipped. **ask-pride-cuphead-deactivated** messages: Is there A coin nearby? **asideblogofyours** messages: You have a coin. Flip it [end of screenshot] **achievement-unlocked** My notifs have been filled with people telling me to flip a coin?????????? **asideblogofyours** replies: Flip It **achievement-unlocked** replies: (Image of a flipped coin landing on tails) Tails?????????? **achievement-unlocked** replies: [screenshot of tumblr tags saying "#oooooh tough luck bucko"] WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? end of transcript :::

Science Memes nicknonya • 4 weeks ago • 97%

image transcript: the lichen knowledge iceberg i have constructed on request. jhanettesticle replies: we cant make lichen happen in a lab? have we tried taking the parts that make up a lichen and throwing them together in a petri dish? bogleech replies: The deranged fucked up dark sided thing about lichen is that the exact species comprising it don't even necessarily determine the type of lichen. You can have what seems to be the same lichen in two different locations using different symbiotes, or two different looking lichen turn out to have the very same symbiotes. So it's not even that they form when the right component species meet up, because that doesn't always have a predictable result. Something in the environment tells them to build a lichen. Something that makes sense to them but has no meaning to us yet. Whatever it is cannot be imitated by us, in fact if you move a lichen indoors - or move it at all, really - it's all but guaranteed to stop being a lichen or just due, even if you try to recreate the climate you found it in! Only one truth is certain: Lichens are things. end of transcript reposted from tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/bogleech/756047802259341312

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15580163 > Pruleitanical beliefs > > image transcript: > > Anonymous asked: > is it true that porn of any kind (erotica, audio, pics, etc) rots the brain? like, is there any truth to the idea that I'm damaging my brain permanently? I mainly like to read erotica on tumblr or ao3. I've also seen people refer to anyone who likes any type of porn as degenerates and sex pests. > > batmanisagatewaydrug answered: > is this what we're doing now. we're calling people degenerates just for reading horny fanfic. > besties we are never ever never ever never ever never escaping conservative christianity. > > sure whatever. porn rots holes in your brain. anything that makes you feel good is bad actually. if you derive joy from movies or food or seeing your friends that's also deeply suspect and you should probably go to confession about it. if I'm being totally honest we should not stop with porn, having sex with other people is pretty fucked up. kind of predatory to desire another person carnally. probably we should all just go live in caves and think about god until we die a celibate death. > > in my undergrad classes we talked about how periods of (relative) social progress are often followed by sharp conservative backlash, and I didn't really get it until I lived through it with the 2016 election. and like a fucking goober I thought "well, at least this is as bad as it will ever get iny lifetime," because I could never in ten million years could have predicted the protestant comeback tour convincing people that they're psychologically diseased sex criminals if they so much as think about nutting > > end of transcript

196 nicknonya • 1 month ago • 100%

image transcript: Anonymous asked: is it true that porn of any kind (erotica, audio, pics, etc) rots the brain? like, is there any truth to the idea that I'm damaging my brain permanently? I mainly like to read erotica on tumblr or ao3. I've also seen people refer to anyone who likes any type of porn as degenerates and sex pests. batmanisagatewaydrug answered: is this what we're doing now. we're calling people degenerates just for reading horny fanfic. besties we are never ever never ever never ever never escaping conservative christianity. sure whatever. porn rots holes in your brain. anything that makes you feel good is bad actually. if you derive joy from movies or food or seeing your friends that's also deeply suspect and you should probably go to confession about it. if I'm being totally honest we should not stop with porn, having sex with other people is pretty fucked up. kind of predatory to desire another person carnally. probably we should all just go live in caves and think about god until we die a celibate death. in my undergrad classes we talked about how periods of (relative) social progress are often followed by sharp conservative backlash, and I didn't really get it until I lived through it with the 2016 election. and like a fucking goober I thought "well, at least this is as bad as it will ever get iny lifetime," because I could never in ten million years could have predicted the protestant comeback tour convincing people that they're psychologically diseased sex criminals if they so much as think about nutting end of transcript

Science Memes nicknonya • 1 month ago • 93%

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15560899

RPGMemes nicknonya • 1 month ago • 93%

original comic by Merrivius, edited by u/deleeuwic ::: spoiler transcript Elf: YOU ARE SO UGLY! CLUMSY APE! STUPID MAYFLY! JUST DIE ALREADY! Man: You say that you hate me. and yet you spend a lot of time around me. No. perhaps spend isn’t the right word. You pray for my downfall, but I don’t believe you understand. I have already accepted my mortality, but you have not. What will happen to you when I die? Perhaps you'll realize that you have let your hatred of me consume you, and you’ll find that without me, your life lacks purpose. Maybe it will hit you that you’ve spent an age enraged by me, and have never taken a moment to look up. You may not lose any of your endless life, but the world moves on without you. You’ve harassed me while historical events passed us by, as people you may have cared about have came and went. You may see your immortality as a sign of perfection, but it isn’t without its flaws. With no sense of time, you feel no urgency to change. You can spend centuries consumed with hatred, but eventually you’ll look up and realize what you’ve missed. Eternity is a long time to bask in your regrets. You'll forever be haunted by the memories you will never have. My life isn’t permanent, but these moments will live on forever in your mind. I have accepted the weight of my mortality, but you haven’t accepted the weight of the lack of yours. :::

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14991203 > Watrule slide

Voyager nicknonya • 2 months ago • 100%

on android long pressing links just "drags" them as if there was some place i could drop them, but i have found no such place. i think a much more straightforward and useful feature would be to just offer to copy or open the link externally