How would he know? Trump doesn’t talk to him.

Oh no! We have too many upvotes!

Debian is like the Unitarian Universalists of distros. “You’re here? You’re here! That’s great!”

$50 million in 24 hours?! But Elon can do that in a month!

Oh, huh, I guess fund raising at 1/30th the rate isn’t great for Trump’s campaign.

Fake midwesterners!

So, wait, why is the Ohio National guard so inept that it took them 4 years to mobilize?

When neither facts nor your customers care about your feelings, but do care about your donations.

I’ve had some luck joining the game’s discord server and checking the LFG posts. Depends on the game, of course, works best for small but not unknown indie games.

Yeah, that’s probably a better phrasing.

People weren’t using them ambiguously, drive manufactures picked a non-standard unit to lie with on their boxes, and then tricked courts into going along with their shit because it was the old case of money vs truth.

It kills about 1 in every 1,500 people, so it’s reasonable to assume it’s endemic and infected around 3,000 people.

I don’t know whether those 3,000 people are the symptomatic 20% or the entire population.

He also appears to have sold nuclear secrets to the Russians, which also sounds sort of important or something.

Fuck Ron Johnson.

Yes, I know it's the wrong Johnson but, still, it needs to be said.

When asked for comment, the Obamas were puzzled and replied,

It’s the usb-c of standards!

top/bottom, clearly.

Joke’s on you capitalism, my employment EULA prohibits me from making outside income!

Why tho? He doesn’t need it to be profitable, he already has it as his own echo chamber. Any more money in is just sunk cost fallacy to bring back people he’s happy to see gone in the first place.

“It’s my house and I’ll shoot out the windows if I want to,” Musk was heard screaming, yesterday.

Speaking of Rare games, I was on track to 100% DK64 until my save corrupted on the final fairy. Never tried again, damn those bananas.

“Have you considered trying not-treason? We have cookies!”

I’ll assume you’re being intentionally obtuse because no one could actually be that dumb.

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

Oh thank god they aren't sending any medical equipment.

Thanks for shutting the trolls out at the gate, instead of letting them shit on the lawn like they wanted.

Crossing fingers that the Starliner does autopilot better than a Tesla and doesn’t hit the ISS on the way out. Even the Boeing beancounters know that deorbiting the ISS would be bad press.

Unfortunately, I am not from the EU region, neither do I live in one

So, the GDPR doesn’t apply to you. So, you’re probably SOL?

Elon convinced everybody The Boring Company’s weird underground car holes a mile long was the only option. And then he quit once he chased off competition from the public option.

WONTFIX: working as designed.

Did he ever consider just, you know, not being a felon?

...No, that would have required avoiding crimes. My bad.

Sure, verifying chicken is deboned before it leaves the factory makes more sense than installing x-ray machines at every pizzeria.

I love everything about that. Even a small tech demo with like one kind of item and a single quest would be really cool.

I’m going to need a lot more details before this stops sounding like the craziest idea I’ve heard all month.

So the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.

when someone is sleeping outside we’ll fine them/arrest them, then they’ll go…

To jail. Because it’s worth $40k/yr/person to build a system that kicks people when they’re down.

Cowardice.

I don’t think there are “ee”s in the p-tape?

What about “committed treason by selling nuclear secrets to America’s enemies” - you’ll never guess which picture that one falls under!

As if he drives himself.

Oh my god don’t get me started, the last time I tried that, it took me over two fucking hours to get the Microsoft account to recognize that I owned Minecraft. Apparently I bought the game so long ago that it failed to unify my accounts correctly so the separate “enter your password” screen just failed to load? I had to reset my account and open an entire new outlook.com email address just to link my purchase to the account I already have.

Fuck those losers who succeeded only in making the game worse to encourage platform lock in so they can replace Java with Bedrock.

I mean, yes, friend patriot!