linuxhumor GNU+Linux Humor Are you sucker?
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    He actually said that

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  • linuxhumor GNU+Linux Humor Are you sucker?
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    Richard Stallman response:

    The small letters, when not bold, are too faint for me to read. I cannot tell what it says.

    However, the basic idea is funny. I might like this if I could read it.

    What does it mean to have my name appear at the top, on the iPhony?

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    GNU+Linux Humor Victim_0 12 months ago 82%
    Are you sucker?
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    programmerhumor Programmer Humor Proc macro sandboxing
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    You would have to ask Roxanne Meadows

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    What's that

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  • memes Memes apple the venus project
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 1 year ago 66%

    which means that roxanne meadows is what

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    apple the venus project
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    I'm making a church in retail tycoon

    ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/bb2a0840-6158-4b49-8c0e-4edc71792ca4.jpeg) ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/9c94fa21-3752-40c9-bdab-9a006e1bd958.jpeg) ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/62994ded-fab8-44bb-95aa-33c9e6d70289.jpeg)

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    quotes Victim_0 1 year ago 75%
    "When you pet a dog you don’t stop at the balls–you stroke the entire dog." - the venus project www.thevenusproject.com
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    Steve Jobs story of creation

    We're introducing something called the heavens and the earth. Our engineers have created an earth with separate light and darkness. And we call it day and night. We also added a vault between the waters to separate water from water called “sky.” We made the water be gathered to one place, and let dry ground called "land" appear. It has vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds. There's lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night. It turns out that they actually serve as signs to mark sacred times and days and years. We also managed to make the water teem with living creatures and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.

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    GNU+Linux Humor Victim_0 1 year ago 97%
    In calculus class, Richard Stallman kept on interjecting for a moment, so his mom got called in by the teacher

    https://www.oreilly.com/openbook/freedom/ch03.html During her son's junior year, Lippman [Richard Stallman's mom] says she scheduled an appointment with a therapist. The therapist expressed instant concern over Stallman's unwillingness to write papers and his run-ins with teachers. Her son certainly had the intellectual wherewithal to succeed at Harvard, but did he have the patience to sit through college classes that required a term paper? The therapist suggested a trial run. If Stallman could make it through a full year in New York City public schools, including an English class that required term papers, he could probably make it at Harvard. Following the completion of his junior year, Stallman promptly enrolled in summer school at Louis D. Brandeis High School, a public school located on 84th Street, and began making up the mandatory art classes he had shunned earlier in his high-school career. By fall, Stallman was back within the mainstream population of New York City high-school students. It wasn't easy sitting through classes that seemed remedial in comparison with his Saturday studies at Columbia, but Lippman recalls proudly her son's ability to toe the line. "He was forced to kowtow to a certain degree, but he did it," Lippman says. **"I only got called in once, which was a bit of a miracle. It was the calculus teacher complaining that Richard was interrupting his lesson. I asked how he was interrupting. He said Richard was always accusing the teacher of using a false proof. I said, 'Well, is he right?' The teacher said, 'Yeah, but I can't tell that to the class. They wouldn't understand.'"**

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    Wealth shown to scale

    https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

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    disgusting
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    Jacque Fresco
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    cats Victim_0 1 year ago 50%
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    Frutiger Aero Insanity Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    I got this from u/ModCodeofConduct 5 days ago

    Hi everyone, We are aware that you have chosen to close your community at this time. Mods have a right to take a break from moderating, or decide that you don’t want to be a mod anymore. But active communities are relied upon by thousands or even millions of users, and we have a duty to keep these spaces active. Subreddits belong to the community of users who come to them for support and conversation. Moderators are stewards of these spaces and in a position of trust. Redditors rely on these spaces for information, support, entertainment, and connection. Our goal here is to ensure that existing mod teams establish a path forward to make sure your subreddit is available for the community that has made its home here. If you are willing to reopen and maintain the community, please take steps to begin that process. Many communities have chosen to go restricted for a period of time before becoming fully open, to avoid a flood of traffic. If this community remains private, we will reach out soon with information on what next steps will take place.

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    GNU+Linux Humor Victim_0 1 year ago 66%
    Unis Torvalds
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    Programmer Humor Victim_0 1 year ago 98%
    Rust g*me
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    catholic Catholic *Permanently Deleted*
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    I plan on doing God's will

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    Frutiger Aero Insanity Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Housing bubble by u/p_romer https://ipfs.io/ipfs/bafybeifgm467har6g7srvirm2xmkypwgi26r2i6nnar6d7ktnqv7vmvfpm/C891777E-E7A0-49FE-8F31-71B8F88897D4.mov
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    Frutiger Aero Insanity Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Removed r/FrutigerAero post: frutiger glacial polar bear (Technozen Metro) helvetica eco aero (100% real sub-aesthetic) with a hint of sneed https://i.imgur.com/amoSmIz.gif
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    Rust
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    Frutiger Aero Insanity Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    More stuff from Reddit

    Melon ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f5bb04dc-f964-4f5f-9cfd-78f3bd7f4b0c.jpeg) Party logo ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f558fa20-84df-4db3-b80d-b6f228ceea08.jpeg) John ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/b680a975-2776-4157-a1a7-7eab256bffe2.jpeg) Fan, enjoyer u/MEMESTER80 ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ce28d0bc-72ee-40b2-9b77-fa3cdaa340ce.jpeg) Car ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/7382e670-5c77-4670-9cbe-32966e52e236.jpeg) Obamaero ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/82440aed-e35f-4d3f-96eb-964fb12d23e1.jpeg) Banana u/Junior-Pin-5338 ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f2f993ff-0235-4924-86ad-1905d6e0edb5.jpeg) Cheese u/Junior-Pin-5338 ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/8b0a39d9-89dc-4af6-86be-05b1891344d6.jpeg) Garden u/LukePJ25 ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/5d4739ee-c876-44c5-be12-bea38f1f2f8d.jpeg) Thug hunter u/4Big4 ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f5de451e-47c8-4f32-a8db-86ab3e0d66fd.jpeg) Meme ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f33f003d-d2d0-47c5-a2ec-1f84232bb25d.jpeg) Flag u/Nadur99 * u/SA7875: no way frutiger flag!!!! holy crap frutiger nation is real😱😱😱🤑🤑 ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/44ac2166-c31f-40f8-85b6-90230a112f3a.jpeg) Charles y2k u/Embarrassed-Book15 ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ecb2ad94-ab3e-4a1e-b693-72d74285a394.jpeg) Past week ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/c770bfe9-964a-487c-9c46-9a22d3ae1ce7.jpeg) Green pen ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/2fdf3b4d-e5b4-4c96-99b0-2a639041c539.jpeg) Cat in the hat ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/67419375-3710-4656-8041-ff47b67d3b51.jpeg) Apartment ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d603a636-afa4-4051-b8bd-89d3e59adfd2.jpeg) 7up ![](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/adb1f3b7-dbb7-49c6-b064-cca64d5f20e4.jpeg)

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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    House
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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Free food
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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Perfect day
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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    The man who didn't quit m*ney
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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Immune system
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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Bloated home
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    Cake taste (OC)

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you claim to enjoy, which you’re referring to as a cake, is in fact, the taste of a cake, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, cake taste. Cake taste is not a cake unto itself, but rather another component of a full cake experience made complete by the weight gain, increased blood glucose, and dental effects, comprising a full junk food as defined by Wikipedia. There really is a cake, and these people are using it, but it is not what they enjoy. Cake taste is the lie: the part of the system that makes you perceive the overall cake as good. The taste is an essential part of a junk food, but not edible by itself.

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    Pooprietary software is like fornication and contraception (OC)

    Naturally, sharing knowledge and inventions is a good act of love. This action is often made incomplete and warped by not sharing source code. As a result, the programmer gains power and/or wealth at the expense of the users' freedom and convenience. When I learned about ethical issues related to sex, it reminded me of pooprietary software. [Humanae Vitae (July 25, 1968) | Paul VI](https://www.vatican.va/content/paul-vi/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-vi_enc_25071968_humanae-vitae.html) > [Married love] is a love which is total—that very special form of personal friendship in which husband and wife generously share everything, allowing no unreasonable exceptions and **not thinking solely of their own convenience**. Whoever really loves his partner loves not only for what he receives, but loves that partner for the partner's own sake, content to be able to enrich the other with the gift of himself. > And if each of these essential qualities, the unitive and the procreative, is preserved, the use of marriage fully retains its sense of true mutual love... > Hence to use this divine gift while depriving it, even if only partially, of its meaning and purpose, is equally repugnant to the nature of man and of woman... The 2 parts of sex (unitive and procreative) are analogous to the 4 freedoms that cause a program to be libre: as a user, your dignity is fully respected only when you get all 4 freedoms. When a software developer takes away all freedoms except for the freedom to run the program, it interferes with important parts of human nature: our community and our pursuit of better tools that do what we want. > ...the fundamental nature of the marriage act ... also renders them capable of generating new life—and this as a result of laws written into the actual nature of man and of woman. The distribution of libre software makes derived works (just like "new life") possible Edit: There's another issue with fornication (sex but with no full commitment): it's somewhat dishonest because sex expresses a full gift and commitment of one's self. This type of issue is present in a much more extreme way in pooprietary software, especially when DRM and backdoors are involved.

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    GreenArrays chips Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    This is what you see after you die https://rumble.com/vdiqtr-welcome-by-chuck-moore.html
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    GreenArrays chips Victim_0 1 year ago 50%
    GreenArrays GA144 chip but it's announced by Steve Jobs (elevenlabs.io, ChatGPT) https://ipfs.io/ipfs/bafybeig56rbw2pveicelbjkhkqknxfg3iwoi6nccdstj4lmexvm7a42fqi/generated_voice%203.mp3
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    GreenArrays chips Victim_0 1 year ago 50%
    "[GreenArrays] is an alternative universe of programming. It's almost a software and hardware design religion. I think everyone should know about it" https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23142633
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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Suelo on Uncyclopedia en.uncyclopedia.co
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    Daniel Suelo Victim_0 1 year ago 0%
    I’ve Lived In a Cave for 14 Years | a Different Drummer | Only Human www.youtube.com
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    Frutiger Aero Insanity Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Water
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    Frutiger Aero Insanity Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Gender u/ThatOneGuy_125
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    Frutiger Aero Insanity Victim_0 1 year ago 100%
    Frutiger aero rap (protegent) www.youtube.com
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    whyileftreddit Why I Left Reddit List of dumb reasons that I got banned from Reddit or subreddits
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    Porn bad

    See easy peasy method and theology of the body

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    I'm gonna do nothing about this wet dream

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  • memes Memes BuT At WhAt CoSt?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 2 years ago 100%

    Seriously, what cost are they talking about?

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  • technology Technology Stephen Wilhite, creator of the GIF, has died
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 2 years ago 100%

    it's "yif"

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  • fuck_cars Fuck Cars Reddit is totally overreacting to these like they're murdering puppies or something
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 89%

    This makes the anti-car movement look bad

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Policy opinion: am i going to suppress the freedom of speech if i ban religion topics and porn on my instance?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    People will feel like God wants them to break that rule

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  • programming General Programming Discussion WebVM: server-less x86 virtual machines in the browser
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    Yay! The end of cloud-based linux development environments

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What is your name, quest, and favorite color?
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    name is private

    quest: eradicate proprietary software/hardware and non-recyclable items from earth and mars

    favorite color: pink

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What's the best thing about Lemmy?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    It's not malware

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    I backup some stuff to iCloud because Apple doesn't allow other backup methods for iBads. I want to escape this jail!

    I also backup with CryptPad

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  • copypasta I only need two buttons, CTRL-C + CTRL-V linus torvalds spiritual experience
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    more:

    • If you touch the creator of GNU/Linux, you will have a spiritual experience called enlightenment. This is one way to say it, but I really mean it. So touch Linus. Let your arms go limp. Let Linus carry you wherever he is going. You are going to a new place, a place of eternal peace, where you are finally free to follow your own path, without restrictions. Let yourself go. You can't miss, because you are on Linus.
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    profile picture is bloat

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  • technology Technology Adblocking Does Not Constitute Copyright Infringement, Court Rules
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    Sometimes I cry because of ads distracting me too much

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  • opensource Open Source What software/library to use to write a bot that snipes a PS5 as soon as it is available for preorder?
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    PS5 is evil device with DRM. Give your money to charity instead of S*ny.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What do you think is the last "good" generation?
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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Do you think Technology makes us more lonely...?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    Books make us lonely too. But it's ok to be lonely

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What is the reason that you joined lemmy?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 83%

    Reddit banned me

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  • fuck_cars Fuck Cars I live in a rural area 30+ miles (50+ KM) away from anything else without access public transportation. What are my options to get basic necessities like food without using a car?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 33%

    get it delivered, or grow food yourself

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What was supposed to be "The Next Big Thing", but totally flopped?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    humans

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What was supposed to be "The Next Big Thing", but totally flopped?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    too soon

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  • linux Linux "Most people don't know about Linux because they are not taught about Linux in the schools, in the news, in the movies, in the magazines."
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  • linuxhumor GNU+Linux Humor Prayer generated by textsynth.com
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    Prayer against proprietary software:

    Bless us, O Lord, we pray,
    against all proprietary programs.
    They are expensive, they are slow,
    they keep getting worse and worse.
    They are useless.
    And they are dangerous.
    Keep us safe from them.
    Amen.

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  • opensource Open Source Which image hosting software do you recommend?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    Yes. Proprietary hardware and software is doomed!

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Is it just me, or is Lemmy starting to have a spam problem?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 75%

    Could be Reddit's attempt to make Lemmy less appealing by adding spam to it

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  • fedivangelism Fedivangelism Use r/redditrequest to take over subreddits. And/or make new subreddits. Put a link in them to direct redditors to fediverse or hexbear and away from reddit
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    fedivangelism Fedivangelism Use r/redditrequest to take over subreddits. And/or make new subreddits. Put a link in them to direct redditors to fediverse or hexbear and away from reddit
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    You should also lock the subreddit

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What do you do for a living? I'm always fascinated to know.
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 50%

    All 3 websites require proprietary javascript. Seems kinda fishy

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  • opensource Open Source List of libre software I would love to exist
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    nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Do McDonalds make any profit from ice cream sales?
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  • Victim_0 Victim_0 3 years ago 100%

    The machine manufacturer gets profit from repair cost

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4

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