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# IN A.D. 2101 # WAR WAS BEGINNING.
👋 Hello darkness 🌃, my old friend 🧑🤝🧑, I've come to talk with you again 🗣️. Because a vision softly creeping 👁️, left its seeds 🌱 while I was sleeping 🛏️. And the vision that was planted in my brain still remain 🧠, within the sound of silence 🔇. In restless dreams I walked alone 🚶, narrow streets of cobblestone 🛤️. 'Neath the halo of a street lamp 🔦, I turned my collar to the cold and damp 🌊. When my eyes were stabbed 🔪 by the flash of a neon light 📸 that split the night 🌉, and touched the sound of silence 🔉. And in the naked light I saw ten thousand people 🤼, maybe more. People talking without speaking 🙊. People hearing without listening 🙉. People writing songs that voices never share 🎤. No one dared 😶, disturb the sound of silence 🥁. "Fools" said I 🤓, "You do not know silence like a cancer grows 💗. Hear my words that I might teach you 🧑🏫, take my arms that I might reach you. 🫲" But my words like silent raindrops fell 💦, and echoed in the wells of silence 🕳️. And the people bowed and prayed 🙏 to the neon god they made 🌟, and the sign 🛑 flashed out its warning in the words that is was forming ⚠️. And the sign said, "The words of the prophets 📖, are written on the subway walls 🚈, and the tenement halls 🏠, and whispered in the sounds of silence🤫.
Millions of years of evolution. Countless struggles and hardships through hundreds of generations. Blood, sweat, and tears...all to get your father's sperm to fertilize your mother's egg and create you. All so you can drink from the Iron Man (TM) Coca-Cola (TM) can. I wonder if this was the end game Columbus had when he boarded that ship...Gutenberg when he invented the printing press, Newton when he discovered gravity...those men who stormed Normandy and the caveman who chistled the first wheel. If they could see this...would Newton have burned all his notes? Would Gutenberg smashed his printing press, knowing what it would print someday? Would Columbus had turned his ship around? Would the men landing on Normandy have turned their ships around? Is like how the man who shot Franz Ferdinand probably never imaged he'd help create anime...
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
"Hey man, can I get a hand with this real quick?" Everything traditionally regarded as typical about James' posture, followed by his gait, followed by his usual diction and within reason his voice, would become deliberately unaltered within roughly the same duration occupied by the question in asking. He somehow rose to an even taller stature than Mohammad could recall having observed anytime prior, before instantly walking with an efficiency that appeared swift visually—albeit at a measurably slow rate of travel, in fact comically so, and having predetermined both the slow walk and the illusion of speed consciously. He began to close upon his general vicinity, or something approaching that. It was equally as obvious, as every individual detail respecting the inordinately abrasive and functionally instantaneous total abandon of his known self had just become, that he was not approaching Mohammad directly because he didn't want to. It became immediately self evident that the dominant, commanding authority, the unmodified presence of whom proved sufficient for the consumption of all attention made available to him, was James. The "James," with whom anyone then familiar to both Mohammad and James was familiar as well, was born from an exhaustive alternate persona of James' own design and the performance of its intended function. "James" did not actually exist. All the while directing his gaze, continually, to the effect that his colleague remained barely outside the fringe of his vision, or barely within the periphery, or call it whatever you will, he… eventually… stood somewhat close. Within a single digit matter of seconds, James had effectively conveyed his true demeanor by demonstration. His overall physical presence, behavior, or what have you, had for all practical purposes been revealed as they were meant to be, at long last; his real character having been exposed, of his own volition, in the form of coherent analogy to some character embodied by some bad guy in some cartoon; his paces meeting the floor as menacingly as he knew how, and to that end, commiting adequate bodyweight to each step as slowly as he knew how to walk without standing still, simply because that's how the real James actually walked; the sundry of other minute details that wouldn't necessarily mean anything without supporting the rest of the act that's not an act… The assumption of the role of himself properly, regarded as a whole, served to facilitate the animation of the real cartoon villain James in all three directions through space. It was almost as if he were building a nearly self-aware level of suspense, just for maximum irony, only for the hyperbole of tension amassed to have set up no payoff at all climactic; just so he could finally deliver some theoretically eye-roll inducing monologue outside all existing context, just to describe his own relevance to the plot almost literally through exposition ostensibly unwarranted. No matter how much it may have appeared that way, however, I'm quite afraid that the twist is that there is no twist because, uh, yeah: that is exactly what happened. "Before either of us say anything else, I'm going to lay down a very specific set of ground rules that shall, beginning this instant and withstanding incessantly for as long as time should persist, usurp all accountability and oversight but their own—not only on principle, but more importantly because they have to if only as a technical matter. The conditions I hold imperative are as follows: that we, including you and also including me, are to actively avoid the violation of anyone's privacy to the extent that's realistically feasible—again, not only on principle, but more importantly because we have to if only as a technical matter. Moreover, it should further stand to reason that neither of us, to the exclusion of both you and me, are ever at liberty to affect anyone and/or anything, in any way illegal under normal circumstances, unless and until said person and/or the owner of said property shall have explicitly requested execution according to such procedure, and particularly described the intended result thereof with a level of precision that is objectively reasonable given the nature of said request, and likewise the exact methodologies requested for the production of said outcome, and so on and so forth, and whatnot. Are all of the aforementioned conditions heard, and understood, and acknowledged, and mutually agreed upon without room for exception …Mr. Wang?" Mohammad paused for just long enough, while simultaneously not pausing for too long by any means, in order for the total length of his pause to subsequently deliver his response behind the closest thing humanly attainable to perfection in terms of comedic timing. He then said—at an amplitude subjectively perceived by the listener as roughly half-way between that of screaming most highly corrosive against basic sanity, and that of whispering barely intelligible—and with no tone whatsoever, and without so much as an inflection that would've meant something in a conventional sense… "Bruh."
This morning at 5:40am my desktop metamask was hacked and drained of all funds and NFTs. The only thing I did differently was charge a brand new dildo on my computer and installed the app. Still trying to wrap my head around this but I think I was just hacked by a fucking dildo.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.
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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well let's justr say. My peanits
I went out running on the streets of Delhi in a sports bra. Never again. Literally every uncle, aunty, and kid on the road was staring at me with their mouths agape. I am not exaggerating when I say that I saw 80-90 people literally stop and turn around to watch me. Their judgemental eyes left a crawling sensation on my skin. Isn't Delhi supposed to be the capital of this "superpower"? Isn't Delhi supposed to be a "metropolitan" city? Is this what us Indians can do the best, seriously? I'm seriously considering emigrating just based off this one incident. Because the street is different- it's all strangers. What hurt the most is when I got home after everyone woke up. My wife starting crying when I walked into the house. My own kids froze still in terror. My grandmother had a heart attack and collapsed on the floor. May her soul rest in peace. India is not a safe place for balding middle-aged men to go out running in a sports bra and booty shorts.
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teac her starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
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i don't really understand how a w*man can form such an intimate bond to a man without feeling the urge to have a full relationship, but apparently, that's possible. if you want intimacy without a relationship, that's what boi f*cks are for. but they won't care about you. Anyway I still tipped 10%, those quarters have been in my cupholder a long time but don't worry the crust is just monster energy drink that I spilled by accident well, not my cupholder per se, since I usually ride the bus
I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it's trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it's downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it's being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my usage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology
We're introducing something called the heavens and the earth. Our engineers have created an earth with separate light and darkness. And we call it day and night. We also added a vault between the waters to separate water from water called “sky.” We made the water be gathered to one place, and let dry ground called "land" appear. It has vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds. There's lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night. It turns out that they actually serve as signs to mark sacred times and days and years. We also managed to make the water teem with living creatures and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.
It was a beautiful day, sunny and warm, perfect weather for a stroll through the park. As I walked along the path, enjoying the scenery and taking deep breaths of fresh air, I noticed two men approaching me. At first glance, I thought nothing of it - maybe they needed directions or something. But then they began questioning me about my identity and personal details. Confused and slightly alarmed, I tried to politely decline answering their questions. But before I could even finish speaking, one of them grabbed my arm and held me still while the other shone a blindingly bright light directly into my eye. I couldn't see anything except white light and felt completely disoriented. In that moment, panic set in and I struggled against their grip, demanding to know what was going on. The man holding me explained that he worked for OpenAI and that they were developing a new technology involving biometric recognition and cryptocurrency transactions via smartphone apps. He claimed that by collecting data from random individuals in public spaces, they hoped to create a more secure and convenient payment system. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. How dare they think it's acceptable to violate someone's privacy like that without any warning or consent! And how arrogant of them to assume we should welcome such intrusive tactics simply because they promise greater convenience. In sheer anger and indignation, I yelled at them to release me immediately. Thankfully, after a few seconds of resistance, they finally relented and allowed me to go free. Shaken and upset by the encounter, I quickly left the park and vowed never to return until those responsible for such unethical behavior are brought to justice.
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I woke up in the morning at 7am and immediately went to wake up my parents. I explained to them how I'm dreamgender and dreamsexual but they didnt even know who dream is, boomers. I had to explain to them its a sexy minecraft youtuber and how Im connected to him emotionally and sexually. They didnt get mad at all (yay!) they just stared at me with a blank expression. I think theyre proud of me but just dont know what to think of it yet since it came as such as shock to them. I tried to show them a video of dream but they werent really interested and told me to go to school. in school the first class was english so I told the teacher that I had an important announcement that I would like to tell to the entire class. Yesterday I prepared a short powerpoint presentation on dreamgenders and dreamsexuals to make them better understand. I explained how dream is really hot and how I feel a deep connection to dream and how he is my soulmate and my identity. The teacher was so amazed I guess she didnt know what to say haha she looked like she was smiling. When I finished explaining why dream is hot and awesome, I started clapping expecting everyone else to do the same, but they didnt. My best friend didnt clap either which was really weird but maybe he was also surprised since I hadnt told him either. my teacher ended up being the only one clapping, so Im really thankful to her. I thought they didnt get it so I tried to explain in simpler terms that I love dream and how I am dream. Some girls were giggling the entire time so I called them out on it saying they shouldnt be laughing when I have prepared for this moment for so long. Then they started saying really dreamphobic things like saying its stupid and makes no sense. I explained to them why its homophobic and close minded but they didnt listen. Then some guy called me a stupid fucking nerd which made my blood boil. I challenged him to a duel in minecraft which he didnt even respond to and his friends were just laughing. Everyone else was silent I thought that they secretly supported me but just didnt want to face the same oppression dreamgenders and dreamsexuals have to face every day. Then the teacher told me to get back to my seat and started the lesson like nothing happened. I told her I wanted to show the class a compilation of minecraft manhunt best moments but she didnt let me do it. After the class a bunch of my classmates came to me and asked if I was joking or what and I tried to explain it to them but they were just making fun of me and saying Im weird and a creep. it was awful. I was bullied a bit before but now nobody wanted to talk to me the entire day even when I tried to show my ''friends'' (not friends anymore, theyre nazis apparently) some dream videos and discussed minecraft speedrunning they didnt respond at all. I've been crying the entire day because I cant believe the people I thought were cool were dreamphobes/racists/nazis as well. 😭😭😭😭😭 its honestly really crushing how people are still like this in 2021. now Im starting to realize I dont need those kinds of toxic people in my life and the only person I truly need is Dream. Dream is my boyfriend, my gender, my sexuality, my identity and my best friend all at once, why would I need anyone else?
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The government pays me to be gay, approximately $160 a week. the pay goes up with age to roughly a $500 a week when you turn 26. This is because 26 is the age when most people lol for long term relationships. And when you get married, the pay doubles. That’s why the government was not so keen to allow gay marriage because it would be expensive.
I’m seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this community with no warning. This includes, but not limited to, calling moderation a “fake job” or saying that we “do it for free”. Moderation is one of the most useful jobs in society. Behave. Or get banned. It’s not a powertrip. I’m just making sure you, the users, don’t misbehave. You can see me as a father protecting his children. I’ll admit there is a flaw to this analogy, as a father is not superior to his child. You should be thanking me for my service.
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I don't know if he shits in his own hat, but he's shit in mine quite a few times. I don't know how or why he does it, but at least a couple times a year, I'll be in my apartment by myself, just living my life, and all of a sudden I'll hear this loud moan followed by giggling and an absolutely horrific smell. At this point I know it's him once I hear the moan, so I get up to try to catch him, but before I can, he's already in the doorway giving me this stupid smirk. I always try to reach out and grab him, but he just winks and runs off to the Popemobile idling outside. Just to be clear - I live in New Zealand, not the Vatican, and as far as I can tell, he's coming all the way down here just to shit in my hat. There are no big news stories about him visiting or anything like that, but there is a page on an official Vatican site that shows his travel schedule and it always says he made a brief visit for "holy administrative purposes". It's also worth noting that he's in full the full Pope outfit when he does this, so it's pretty impressive that he can move as fast as he does, especially considering his age.
What the fuck did you just say, you illiterate piece of shit? It’s like you typed your entire message with your ass. Your grammar is so bad that it’s making my eyes bleed. And who the hell do you think you are, challenging me to a chess match? I’ll wipe the fucking floor with you, you worthless piece of garbage. And as for your so-called “results” in the Blitz World championships, who the hell cares? I bet you cheated your way to those victories, you fucking cheater. And as for your “true will never die” bullshit, save it for the fucking church. You’re a fucking loser, and everyone knows it. So why don’t you crawl back under the rock you came from, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you claim to enjoy, which you’re referring to as a cake, is in fact, the taste of a cake, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, cake taste. Cake taste is not a cake unto itself, but rather another component of a full cake experience made complete by the weight gain, increased blood glucose, and dental effects, comprising a full junk food as defined by Wikipedia. There really is a cake, and these people are using it, but it is not what they enjoy. Cake taste is the lie: the part of the system that makes you perceive the overall cake as good. The taste is an essential part of a junk food, but not edible by itself.
Naturally, sharing knowledge and inventions is a good act of love. This action is often made incomplete and warped by not sharing source code. As a result, the programmer gains power and/or wealth at the expense of the users' freedom and convenience. When I learned about ethical issues related to sex, it reminded me of pooprietary software. [Humanae Vitae (July 25, 1968) | Paul VI](https://www.vatican.va/content/paul-vi/en/encyclicals/documents/hf_p-vi_enc_25071968_humanae-vitae.html) > [Married love] is a love which is total—that very special form of personal friendship in which husband and wife generously share everything, allowing no unreasonable exceptions and **not thinking solely of their own convenience**. Whoever really loves his partner loves not only for what he receives, but loves that partner for the partner's own sake, content to be able to enrich the other with the gift of himself. > And if each of these essential qualities, the unitive and the procreative, is preserved, the use of marriage fully retains its sense of true mutual love... > Hence to use this divine gift while depriving it, even if only partially, of its meaning and purpose, is equally repugnant to the nature of man and of woman... The 2 parts of sex (unitive and procreative) are analogous to the 4 freedoms that cause a program to be libre: as a user, your dignity is fully respected only when you get all 4 freedoms. When a software developer takes away all freedoms except for the freedom to run the program, it interferes with important parts of human nature: our community and our pursuit of better tools that do what we want. > ...the fundamental nature of the marriage act ... also renders them capable of generating new life—and this as a result of laws written into the actual nature of man and of woman. The distribution of libre software makes derived works (just like "new life") possible Edit: There's another issue with fornication (sex but with no full commitment): it's somewhat dishonest because sex expresses a full gift and commitment of one's self. This type of issue is present in a much more extreme way in pooprietary software, especially when DRM and backdoors are involved.
During the late 80's, I worked in the suit department at a high-end department store in Los Angeles. Not too suprisingly, celebrities would come through every so often, but I have a particular, vivid memory of Harrison Ford. Now we had a whole lot of suits in pretty much every normal style you can imagine, and I knew a whole lot about them. Single-vent, double-vent, wide and narrow lapels, high and low rise, single pleats and double pleats, and on and on and on. Without even getting into the various types of wools and silks and lining types. Pretty much any kind of non-goofy suit you can imagine. It was fairly early in the day and the department was empty except for me. From my vantage point, I could see the store entrance, and here comes Harrison Ford banging open the glass door and walking very, very fast straight towards me. I mean crazy fast, like he was speed-walking. He races in, looking straight ahead, and stops about eighteen inches from my face. He was pretty tall, taller than me anyway, and he just stared at me, like a deep stare straight into my eyes. Honestly, I was intimidated, and that doesn't happen a lot. I started to ask "How can I h...", then he cut me off. "Is this all the suits you have?" "Uhhh, yes? Is there..." Before I can finish, he turned around and speed-walked straight out of the store the same way he came. And that's my Harrison Ford story.
Uhh, starving child? Sorry but I have to inform you that you have been downvoted. I issued this downvote because you said you were a "starving child starving to death." This is redundant and not heckin awesome 100. Please edit your comment and learn to eat.
Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Mexico" I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesised that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A, along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Downvoted and blocked. Unhelpful replies like this that do nothing for the discussion at hand are a scourge on society. This is no joking matter. This is of utmost scientific importance and I recommend you open a book. Now cease contact with me immediately. Edit: reported the rude individual below me for breaking rule one. Content in this subreddit is diluted by useless comments and it is sickening. Ones past doesn’t dictate the present and anyone who’s brain isn’t as sharp as a marble knows that. Yep, keep showing your true color folks, how rude and disrespectful you are to someone who’s lived suffering and dug themselves out of it, someone who isn’t afraid to broadcast their opinion, despite their past. That’s what a true man is. Just be aware that your rude tongue-in-cheek judgemental comments break the rules of this subreddit lol. I was genuinely interested in u/techwield’s question “why is it exciting”, just for it to be ruined be a joke that contributes absolutely nothing to the discussion at hand. Of course I’m going to be upset at that. Interesting discussion and news is watered-down by jokes and one liners, rather than interesting discussion full of substance. https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/13wytf7/scientists_report_worlds_first_xray_of_a_single/jmgupro/
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Here's a copy pasta you can use on r/fuckcars to absolutely own all car drivers Is that a 😥 CAR????? You know those things are 2 ton death machines right? 💀 The City Report said in a 1657 experiment that cars are responsible for 2.57 quandalillion deaths per picosecond right?!? 😐 Shameful. They also produce the most amount of CO2 ever right! A lung examination of someone who owns a car showed that they dont even have lungs, just crisps. 🤣 A post on r/science i read after seaching for 5 hours (dont try, the BIG THREE took it down by paying off the goverment) showed that every single truck owner has a micropenis.🤣They also have a system that instantly kills all bikers and cyclists on the road with a missile barrage. 😣😡. Still feel good, you gas guzziling capitilist 🤬 shithead? People with long commutes that live in rural areas? They dont exist, they are a lie made up by the goverment to get you to buy a car. I live in the ✨ CITY ✨where we take buses everywhere and sit 50 people who have never shaved in one seat. Get owned, murderer.
my little brother sold me his drawing for 20 dollars, therefore a picture is worth 20 dollar bills a dollar has these words: * front: "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE THE UNITED STATES OF AM\*RICA THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE FEDERAL RESERVE PENNSYLVANIA RANK OF PHILADELPHIA WASHINGTON D.C. THE DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY SERIES Treasurer of the United States Secretary of the Treasury WASHINGTON ONE DOLLAR" (45 words) back: "ONE THE UNITED STATES OF AM\*RICA ONE ANNUIT CCEPTIS NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM THE GREAT SEAL IN GOD WE TRUST ONE PLURIBUS UNUM OF THE UNITED STATES ONE ONE DOLLAR ONE" (30 words) A picture is worth 20(45+30) words = 1500 words
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped worrying about your videogame wife and rebelled against his oppressive culture, he could be as interesting as me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a cave with the vampire your man could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an Elder Scroll with the info for that quest you love. Look again, the Elder Scroll is now Dragon Priest masks. Anything is possible when your partner fights vampiric overlords and doesn't obsess about your sexuality. I’m on an undead dragon"