Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won't pick it up.

Why pay for it at all?

They're just babies...

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

Seems like these unexplainable emotions have pretty concise explanations.

A curator of the world's finest receipts.

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.

And net 0 can include petrochemicals.

Maybe at some point in the future when carbon capture is a viable technology. But we're already at the point where "we'll deal with it later" is not a good enough solution.

Not everything is binary. We don't need 100% renewables and 0% gas and 0% plastic and 0% ICE vehicles.

As a species, we need to get to zero emissions, and ideally negative numbers. It's easy to point fingers at others and then do nothing, but there's too much of that going on right now. Any reduction is a good thing.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Sure, bud.

Really? I voted for Biden and I wouldn't take that bet.

Brother, I just want someone in the white house who knows who knows what a pdf is.

If you want to see a good show, watch a Kantian ethicist contort themselves in logic when it comes to why we don't have a moral duty to animals but we do to small children or the mentally infirm.

Your team's out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy is mentally unfit for office. Vote for OUR team's out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

Is this a bone hurting juice comic?

It won't be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.

It doesn't look like a bad mobile game. It looks like an ad for a bad mobile game.

Why does "kicking it up a notch" have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

But they already have to read the subtitles for the interviews which are the bulk of the documentary, so people who don't like subtitles are going to be turned off anyway. It's a bizarre decision.

I watched this the other day and it's pretty good. But I'm not sure what the point of having Fred Armisen dub the show clips was. All the interviews are in Japanese with subtitles, as they should be. Why didn't they just subtitle the show? Baffling.

Might have, brother. Might have.

I've found it's easier to weigh yourself with your head on then pull your head off and weigh yourself again. Subtract one from the other and you've got the weight of your head.

The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.

I hope it's yaboi Kaczynski because I'm in the same boat.

Food? Rent? Health Insurance?

People have been failing to understand philosophy since philosophy was invented.

This guy hasn't bought ammo recently.

Pretty much every JRPG too.

FTFY. I don't care how good you say the game is, I don't want to sit through a young adult novel in order to play it.

What a handsome guy.

Forza games have had full screen ads for the past 3 or 4 games and it has yet to affect sales.

It gets cold.

Tomato toxic when it green, but delicious when it red. Creeping nightshade toxic when it green, but has anyone even tried it when it red? Probably delicious.

There is a physical limit. You need photons to hit a sensor. Professional cameras use huge lenses to condense photons on to large sensors. Phones need tiny lenses and even tinier sensors.

Do you think they're serving actual honey and not honey flavored corn syrup?

They didn't mean a house in California.

Low key? Nah, it's for sure the best. Time to reinstall it on my steam deck.

All this attention being paid to Keep is making me nervous. It's the only Google product besides Gmail that I think is actually good nowadays and there's a very good possibility that it's because it hadn't been significantly updated in a decade.