nfl NFL Eli Manning headlines 16 1st-time HOF nominees
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 19 hours ago 100%

    Only guy Brady is afraid of

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy How come older people like to act like furries are this outlandish idea but the thought of being with a mermaid has been around a lot longer
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 20 hours ago 100%

    Good one, M137

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 5 days ago 100%

    Lastly, I've got familiy members that are police officers with one being a captain and another that's a doctor.

    Take a wild guess which group I like to hang out with when there with friends.

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 5 days ago 100%

    Also, don't say I'm changing the goal posts by talking about doctors when you were literally the one to bring up doctors first haha

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 5 days ago 100%

    ADWB a centery ago. You're right. All Doctors Were Bastards just like 50 years ago. My uncle when he was born he had to go through a major surgery without anesthesia because children don't feel pain.

    I specifically brought them up because of how bad they used to be. But like, literally everyone used to be racist so like everyone was bastards back then. Cops just still continue to do it openly.

    Yes, there's going to be bad people in every field. Yes, unfortunately today there will be an evil doctor here and there. That's always going to happen.

    But you said it yourself. The doctors already went through thier reform so we don't have to hate all of them. They get punished and their license taken away if caught. If that started happening tomorrow with the police I would stop saying ACAB. But you admit yourself it's not like that.

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 7 days ago 100%

    If doctors and engineers had years long history of killing and oppressing certain racial groups, people would be up in arms about them too.

    But they're not. And when there is a bad doctor or engineer they generally go to jail.

    Cops though? They get paid leave and transferred to a new department.

    So, 1312

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  • politics politics MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 7 days ago 100%

    No, it's still pretty hard to see any merit in Shapiro's comment. Instead of the singers opinion to vote for an actual politician trying to help, he (a TV spokesperson) wants to get you to vote for a TV personality.

    Maybe if he wasn't trying to elect the wannabe dictator he would have some merit, but because he wants to elect the wannabe dictator he doesn't.

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 7 days ago 100%

    I mean yeah people who usually back the blue are usually pieces of shit.

    And I say this as someone who's mother was a police officer.

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 week ago 100%

    If you have 1000 'good' cops and 10 bad cops, and the good cops don't stop the bad cops from being cops, you have 1010 bad cops

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 week ago 85%

    So in your opinion, if a Nazi was to kill a pedophile, they're now a good Nazi?

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Jimmy Kimmel has a suggestion.
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 week ago 100%

    Ok, but weirs make up 13% of....

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  • memes solarpunk memes If only there was a way to get all of those people there and back home without a car.
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 week ago 100%

    I know this is only one example but the Tampa Bay Lighting have a parking garage right across from the main entrance and use the wall facing the entrance as a viewing screen so even if you cant/don't get tickets you can still warch along out front and hear the roar of the stadium. There's a bar and everything out there

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  • memes Memes Democrats be like
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 week ago 33%

    So you see we're between a rock and hard place, yet you're focused on landing on a pillow.

    That's not going to happen. The hard place is gunna suck and hurt but the rock has sharp edges and will hurt more.

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  • memes Memes Democrats be like
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 week ago 66%

    If you don't pull the lever, those people still die though.

    So either pull the lever and (figuratively) 1000 people die, or don't pull the lever and those same 1000 people die as well as (again figuratively) 5000 more people.

    1000 killed if you don't pull the lever

    6000 killed if you do nothing, of which those same 1000 people are in.

    If I saw someone hesitating to pull the lever I'd have a problem with em

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  • greentext Greentext Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 2 weeks ago 100%

    I just wanted to say "Demand Me for dictator 2024" made me chuckle and you have my pledge

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 2 weeks ago 75%

    Working out with the wire? Fuggetaboutit

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Regain Control in my ass
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 2 weeks ago 100%

    The kind of love we make in my ass

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  • technology Technology Bots are running rampant. How do we stop them from ruining Lemmy?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 2 weeks ago 100%

    Are you willing to sift through all the reports?

    Cause that's gunna be A LOT of work

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 2 weeks ago 83%

    Coffee comes from cherrys

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  • technology Technology 'Closer than people think': Woolly mammoth 'de-extinction' is nearing reality — and we have no idea what happens next
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 2 weeks ago 100%

    That just means we can kill them all now. We'll just bring em back later at a safer time. Problem sloved

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  • political_weirdos Political Weirdos The GOP are the Deadbeat Dad Party
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 2 weeks ago 100%

    Is being a pedophile not a crime? Cause last I checked being a pedophile is a crime

    I say this as I've partnered a lot of crime and I'm happy to say pedophilia was not one of them

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  • memes Memes Bidet anyone?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 100%

    Honestly I would love that.

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  • memes Memes Bidet anyone?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 33%

    Yes. When I'm away from my bidet for too long and have to continually use just paper I feel dirty until I shower. I still like taking a lot of showers even with the bidet but I'll jump at the opportunity without one

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  • memes Memes Bidet anyone?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 66%

    It's commission based

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  • memes Memes Bidet anyone?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 28%

    The original posed the question as if those are the only two options. Because, since there are no bidets that also shoot soap (at least not that I've seen anywhere), those are the only two options.

    Then coming in and saying yeah well what about soap is irrelevant. Making it a fallacy. It's as if two people were arguing if salt or pepper is better to use on cooking food and then you came in and said yeah well there's actually a lot of seasonings you can use instead of just salt and pepper. Great, we know that but that's not what we were arguing as we only have salt and pepper.

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  • memes Memes Bidet anyone?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 55%

    Most people use toilet paper > Bidet users says hey this is a better way > Toilet paper users (and you for some reason) say well you're not using soap so it's not actually clean so why use one.

    You're arguing something that wasn't in the original argument, that makes it a fallacy.

    Also, if they made a Bidet with soap I would use it but they don't. So until there us soap use the water.

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  • memes Memes Bidet anyone?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 14%

    Fallacy of relative privation. Red herring. Some other fallacy maybe. But a fallacy none the less.

    Also, people with bidets still take showers so we may not use soap all the time but they we still do. A guy I used to play football with would never use a bidet nor wash his ass with soap cause a man's finger near an ass is gay even if it's his ass and finger

    Either way you're being a jerk

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  • dataisbeautiful Data is Beautiful The Worst TV Show Finales
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 100%

    Glad to see Ragnarok on here. Was a really good modern day telling of Thor based and filmed in Norway. Mosl the actors would dub over thier own voices in English since it was originally filmed in Norwegian.

    Netflix pulled the plug so the show knew it had to wrap up all the story lines in season3. Glad they got it wrapped up but super ashamed of why they had to

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  • politics politics Tulsi Gabbard Completes MAGA Makeover by Endorsing Donald Trump
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 100%

    Yeah! People call someone they disagree with a communist like a true 'Merican

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  • politics politics Tulsi Gabbard Completes MAGA Makeover by Endorsing Donald Trump
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 100%

    What about Roe v Wade?

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  • politicalmemes Political Memes Political narratives that aged like bread
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 50%

    Go fuck yourself. You act like you knew this was gunna be the case all along. Most of us were fighting the "let's just have a vote at the DNC" people. And that's not how it went.

    We didn't want chaos. Choas is far from what we got.

    Get off your high horse there, mate.

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  • politics politics Kamala Harris wants Trump's mic to stay unmuted the whole time during their upcoming debate
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 3 weeks ago 100%

    Yes, because we were dealing with democrats who were trying to be civil and polite. We (finally) aren't playing like that anymore

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What is your motto?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 4 weeks ago 100%

    Ya win some, ya lose a lot more

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  • formula1 Formula 1 2024 Dutch Grand Prix - [POST RACE] discussion thread 🏁
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 4 weeks ago 100%

    My sleep schedule has been whack recently but made sure to be up to watch this. Super happy!

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  • games Games Just released my game, Amata, into early access! The whole campaign is ready to play and there is a free demo! <33
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 4 weeks ago 100%

    What's Amata?

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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 4 weeks ago 85%

    Weird how you generalize all people based on the propaganda you've seen

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  • technology Technology About 500,000 trees cut down at site of Tesla gigafactory near Berlin | The Guardian
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 4 weeks ago 100%

    Currently yeah, but why can't we see electric cars as the step towards getting rid of oil? More electric cars will make more and more people want cleaner energy. Where eventually the fuel to run the cars comes from fully renewable sources.

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  • world World News Bayesian yacht latest: Morgan Stanley boss Jonathan Bloomer and Mike Lynch among missing in Sicily yacht disaster
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 month ago 12%
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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night?
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 month ago 100%

    Head a story of this one dude who as soon as he got out of jail he would go sit in the middle of the road until he got arrested again.

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost SMH(⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)
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  • UrPartnerInCrime UrPartnerInCrime 1 month ago 88%

    Yes cause groups of friends NEVER jokingly call each other bad names.

    I get where you're coming from, but read the room here, pal.

    Edit: this was my deleted comment. Misclicked the first time haha

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    Coffee rules
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    The real dream team
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    Tampa Bay Lightning UrPartnerInCrime 11 months ago 100%
    Bogo traded to the Wild for a 2025 7th rounder

    https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/38849523/sharks-acquire-defenseman-calen-addison-wild Fun fact: Dude was drafted by the Atlanta Thrashers

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