Remake it and call it TripTok

People hated reddit but still rode the train.

Oh my gosh, there's a whole two of us! 🥲

Puff Daddy / P. Diddy / Diddy / whatever he goes by now. Musical artist known for songs like this: https://youtu.be/zXYb1OMhwBA

OK so... Preventative care is free, my insurance doesn't make me pay. But anything else, I have to pay out of pocket... Like, what's the point of the insurance?

Colemak is an alternative keyboard created by Shai Coleman, named as a portmanteau of Dvorak and Coleman. Its design goals consist of easy transition from QWERTY due to repositioning only 17 letter keys. Additionally the AZXCV shortcuts are in the same location perhaps allowing an easier time switching from QWERTY.

It also claims greater efficiency than Dvorak. Furthermore it places complete emphasis on the home-row: the ten most-common characters in English are on the ten home-row keys.

Source: Wikipedia

I type in dvorak and actually love it. It just feels comfortable when I type.

Man that'd be crazy if someone wrote that phone number on a bunch of tags attached to random keys and threw them all over random cities.

Exactly.

Here here!

Yeah. I suppose. It would have been better from a security/privacy standpoint for it to be an opt-in vs an opt-out.

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If you don't use that feature, it's a non issue. Right?

YEAH WHAT THE FUCK

I actually miss bar fog

Ai artists are just like DJs. You can use other art and remix it to make your own art. Serial killers do it with cut outs of magazines.

Wow that might actually be amazing. A comment section for every page?

Breaking news: another attempt thwarted by the secret service

US cars wouldn't cost so much if the corporations would stop overloading the cars with features I don't want. Here's what I need: Car to go Car to charge

Here's what I want: Radio AC/heat Electric windows

The wants are not even requirements.

Fuck yeah! But I don't want to pay $12000 for that.

OP only counts the ones that total to the designated number.

Well now it all makes sense. Thank you.

I still don't understand

McHammer sounds like a squeaky hammer that Ronald Mcdonald would carry for physical resolutions.

Any drive through Nebraska blows.

No, that was Teflon John

Wtf. Working because I'm a corporate slave.

You are... and you're a lovely one.

I love you dude. You feel the same as me. I flew planes and still felt the same.

Ooh I can't wait until they pay wall my phone.

I'm so disheartened that Hulk Hogan has been a douche this whole time. As a kid, he was a super energetic friendly dude. I'm sure he is friendly in person, but his beliefs don't align with the persona that I had in mind.

If you're going to bed with music or sound, make sure it's at a barely audible level or shuts off after you fall asleep. Otherwise your brain gets used to tuning out the noise and will tune out your alarm

I miss those days. "hey bring your bb guns so we can battle in the park when school is over!"

The thing is... All the premium features USED TO BE FREE AND AVAILABLE UNTIL THEY LOCKED THEM BEHIND A PAY WALL.

I used to be able to have YouTube playing in the background, reduced ads, etc. All of the features.

Now, I still do because I use Firefox + ublock on mobile. Yeah, I can play this shit with my screen off (Firefox + unlock + desktop mode + turn screen off).

Fuck 'em.

Vivian is a cool name.

In reference to people eating cats (and dogs) in Ohio as stated by Trump

Link?

Why is everything enjoyable a curse?!