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Righteous Gemstones (one of my favorite comedy shows of all time)

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First thought!

That’s actually insane. I’d love to see it broken down by party affiliation as well.

Is that causal or correlative?

That’s fascinating!

Misread that as Nicky Minaj’s death toll, and I was very confused

Capitalist therapists be like:

If you go, bring ear protection for loud noises!

Without getting into too much detail, I experienced an incredibly traumatic event a few years ago. My biggest fear is having that event happen again.

What does it mean for Twitter to take out a loan to buy itself?

Wait, huh? So anyone can just print money by investing it? Or is it hypothetical money tied to the value of something?

Ohh, got it!

How much of each are we talking?

Same thought!

Almost like progressives have a point about stuff lol

I can never tell when people are doing this, and it’s really confusing to me. I wish more people would just say things outright!

This is a blatantly unhelpful answer.

ACAB

I can choose between 1 and 2 at will.

That is very clearly not what I’m saying. That’s not transphobic, but constantly talking about it and shouting how disgusting you find trans bodies and how you’d never fuck them is transphobic. Nobody online cares about your sexual preference; it only matters to your sex partners.

Who the fuck cares if someone isn’t into trans people? We’ve heard it a million times. It’s transphobic because 9 times out of 10, the person saying it isn’t just neutrally expressing a presence they happen to have; they’re saying it because it’s a more socially acceptable way to talk about how disgusting they find our bodies.

do… do you not wash your hands?

Here’s another one: Capitalists want to pay their workers as little as they can get away with. But they want workers to spend as much money on their products as possible.

So any given capitalist will underpay their own workers for short-term profit and expect workers to spend extra money on their products. But those workers’ employers do the same thing, so those workers don’t have enough spending money left over to buy their products. At a large scale, this is not a sustainable system.

Not quite. Brits don’t pronounce the R before a consonant, but the vowel will be more similar to the vowel in “paw” than in “ash.”

Infinite isn’t synonymous with all-encompassing; the decimal expansion of 1/3 will go on forever (0.3333333…), but it’s never going to contain a 4.

Absolutely amazing software, 10000/10

No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face

male to male? nah, this is cisphobia

Definitely!

why do you ask?

that’s a straight-up slur, so like.. stop doing it lol

That looks super cool, I’ll check it out later. Thanks!

what is boc?

Why, though?

Why can’t you cut a Planck unit in half?

If I am, the dream is indistinguishable from real life, and is therefore not relevant to me in any way, shape, or form.

Agreed. But it should come online sooner; when you need that most is when you have almost no ki.

at what point is that just eugenics tho

Agreed. This won’t work 100% but it’s probably the closest we can get.