Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

Thank you, loving the app btw.

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

I do not use 2FA, although I know I should.

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo's legal actions a "maneuver to clear a path" for its own competing smartwatch.”

She changed the minute she was sworn into the Senate. And by changed I mean showed her true self. She was never anything other than a corporate plant meant to slow or stop progressive legislation.

In an insane world it’s the sane that seem insane. This is the most logical solution to all of McCarthy’s problems but it will seem so crazy to him that he won’t go for it. Battle seat Republicans are already talking about working with Democrats to solve this problem. All of this use to be a nonissue because surprise surprise people in a long far away time once voted over party lines to get shit done, just as you said.

Everything looks bigger with baby hands.

M. I. N. N. E. S. O. T. A. Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeaaaaaah Gophers!!!

ARROOOO!!

Goal post moving for his base. DeSantis “had to” take federal disaster relief money for the damage to his state caused by Hurricane Idiala(?) making him weak in their eyes(or so he believes). So now to appeal to/appease his sycophants he must promise the possibility of pain, poverty and destruction for those less fortunate.

The spin at the end is just fluffy bullshit. Starlink, from the get go, has had bandwidth reserved for military operations albeit US military operation but military operations nonetheless. The real question here is how and why did he know that operation was happening and what other operations has he known about/thwarted/or knowingly or unknowingly passed along information about.

Were you out of bananas?

Sad that “one great thing” now equates to doing their fucking job.

Asking the real questions.

Ah the good times, was this before or after he saluted one of their generals?

“Not here you idiot, you’re going to blow your cover!… fuck now we have to act like we’re mad to keep up appearances.”

There’s nothing wrong with using Twitter as a tool to keep yourself safe, heck it’s owner is a tool albeit not a useful one but a tool nonetheless.

You know what they say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.

Sweet, thanks!

My point has nothing to do with whether they had cause or not blow him out of the sky. My point is that it’s easier to control a leased dog vs an unleashed. The Wagner mercenary group worshiped the ground their bosses walked on and by murdering him not only do they not want to join the Russian military but now they want payback/revenge on those that killed him.

This just got added to the dozens of reasons I already had of why I will never purchase a Hyundai or a Kia.

To start they probably should not have blown their bosses out of the sky but that’s just like my opinion man.

Paywalled

I mean… “¿Porque no los dos?” Neither should exist in civilian hands. A MRAP has no use for civilian police nor does an AR15 have any use for a civilian.

What they are saying is that Apple is now fine with people repairing their own devices because the cost of the equipment/parts to replace parts in their own devices likely is more expensive than the average Joe is willing to sink into a DIY project, with none guaranteed results, as opposed to just send it to Apple for a repair.
Sure people can now send it to a third party for a fix but if the cost for a repair at a third party shop is marginally lower than an Apple repair, Apple is betting that a customer will likely choose them vs. a third party. Apple will be gatekeepers over NEW replacement parts for their devices so it’s a win win win for them. They win if you buy their parts to replace parts, they win if you take it to a third party and you buy their parts and they win if you take it to Apple for service and repairs.

Everyday we are one step closer to the plot of Demolition Man. I cannot wait to taste some boosted Taco Bell.

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

Lol, no thanks.

Surprise surprise the boot licker deleted his comment.

What a honest and terrible take on things. This statement screams of hero worship, if someone does something deserving of retribution then they deserve punishment be it public, civil, or criminal.

The dude has always seemed so smarmy to me so hearing this really isn’t that surprising. I’m happy they’re getting their comeuppance but doubt it will be as much as they deserve.

“Paid for by a totally independent research grant not provided by a corporation with an axe to grind against work from home.”

Fuck off with this bullshit.

Edit* People are downvoting this because you’re giving propaganda a platform, “don’t shot the messenger”, don’t post corporate sponsored garbage unironically.

So he wasn’t a prince after all? I knew that inheritance was to good to be true.

If you believe/get your news from Russell Brand you need rethink many of your life choices.

I see it as a signs of problems to come. Being a Mod sucks, the only reason most hung around was that they were passionate for the subs they moderated. Replacing moderators at first might be easy but I believe, with time, the turnover rate will increase linearly thus causing a massive drop in quality content as time progress. Thus causing a feed back loop of less good users, less good content and more shit users, more shit content, culminating in the slow and painful death Reddit.

This is a great Hot Ones. I loved his response to “Da Bomb”.

That same provocateur will probably then say that someone’s father also smelt of elderberries!

I love how genuinely excited this guy gets about his designs / inventions. Even projects that are a bust he still manages to stay positive and have fun.