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I always thought it tasted better chilled.

For anyone who has never seen one, the description alone barely does it justice:

Stop or stomp?

I was thinking it had more to do with the use of the 900MHz band which has advantages in the penetration of certain materials compared to higher frequencies but I'm not an expert.

Cellular signals have a hard time penetrating dense concrete buildings and underground structures. That's why doctors still use them, even in the States.

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For some reason I suddenly want to rewatch Farscape.

Now I am become meme, destroyer of self esteem.

Actually that's not anyone, it's just an Uno card and a drawing.

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Is this the scene where Heisenberg realizes who Keyser Soze is?

I was told by a highly trustworthy source that it was, in fact, Ted Cruz's dad.

My fucking therapist said this to me. Like, really lady?

Mine has Windows and it's a piece of shit.

https://psychonautwiki.org

A fart in the wind next to the Tsar Bomba. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Only 10MT instead of 50 then?

Big Honkin Dildo?

Fitties will get you pretty far at the Goodwill.

Butt Hole Device?

Other way around.

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Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?

Some of this style of packing peanuts are made from corn and are actually completely edible. They don't taste great, though.

The what now?

What if that head is bald and I'm also high?

And the other one is flicking a cigarette.

sh.itjust.works lives up to the name

I get mine at the vision center in Walmart every two years for around $110-150 without any insurance which gets me an eye exam, contact lens prescription, glasses prescription, and one trial pair of contacts. I believe they are all third party, optometrist-owned practices that just rent space in the buildings so YMMV.

I can remember watching a partial eclipse in the early '90s from my elementary school... except we were only allowed to watch it from inside of a lame cardboard shadow box of liability and fear. It was as underwhelming as it was safe.

All the men on my mom's side of the family have been bald for as long as I can remember so I knew I was doomed when my hair started thinning in my early twenties. Now that I've been shaving it for years, I don't miss it one bit. It's so much less of a hassle than keeping it clean and straight and cut neatly.

It's just hair. You can either own it or wear a hat while you wait a few months until it grows back -- and then be grateful that it still does.

Indeed, of the woods.

Over 7g after drying in case anyone was wondering. 1/4oz+.