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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 24 hours ago 91%
I've been napping all day

Ohh ahhh, still so eepy...

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4 days ago 98%
That ass though...
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 days ago 93%
If you have to ask how much, you can't afford godzilla.
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 days ago 98%
Dumb future... for now.

A dumb future in a clown country. Well the circus has to end eventually...

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4 days ago 97%
Pickpocket 100
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 days ago 99%
I thought we were a family in this apartment building!
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 4 days ago 97%
You got a DUI on the wrong night lady!
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 6 days ago 98%
This basement I live in costs 69% of my income
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 5 days ago 94%
I should have a 1-900 number and charge people $420 an hour to call me
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearSH
shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 5 days ago 95%
Life is like a choose your own adventure book... except you don't get to make the choices. https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/31e92f43-bdd8-4ba8-aad7-59f34fba1d7a.jpeg
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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearSH
shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 5 days ago 98%
Fortunately no one lives in the basement with me.

No one around means no witnesses to the 24/7 cringe I generate.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 5 days ago 98%
Fun dinosaur fact: dinosaurs did not have to pay rent

I guess the ones in that 90's TV show ["Dinosaurs"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaurs_(TV_series)) had to now that I think about it.

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"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearSH
shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 5 days ago 98%
Is it Spoopy Doots season yet?
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 5 days ago 93%
I always think I'm going to make banana bread with my old bananas... but then I don't. https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ba7f7284-a789-4737-a7c1-c956339066f2.webm

It's way easier to blend the bananas and put them in pancake/waffle mix. What are your go to uses for your old bananas? My naners are getting there...

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 5 days ago 97%
I care now!
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 6 days ago 93%
Thanks for the $2500 a month living expenses mom and dad.

Hope the dopamine hit was worth lifetime of my suffering. Not that they care. Me being born had nothing to do with me or what I wanted. It was 100,000% all about them and what they wanted. I guess they wanted someone to be exploited by employers and to pay monthly tribute to a landed lord. Mission fucking accomplished.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1 week ago 96%
*depressed blow job noises*
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1 week ago 95%
Fuck the chicken tax

Capitalists hate competition.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 2 hours ago 95%
What if we held hands under the watchful eyes of the bipartisan police state?
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 2 hours ago 93%
ACAB
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1 week ago 100%
MFW I get banned/muted

Aight I get it. I can be a bit to much some times. Most of the time. All the time. At least yall can mute me, I cant.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1 week ago 93%
The most bad ass thing anyone can do is fight against this way of life that does not provide for all, even in the best days.

Anger with no direction often turns inward. That's they are afraid to stop hating "the other". Without direction, all that hate will be focused on themselves. It's hard to accept you're wrong. It's easier to point at something to hate then it is to admit that we have been depriving our fellow citizens of basic necessities for the benefit of a select few that they are not a part of.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1 week ago 99%
My eyes and attention are for me to waste, they are not for ads.
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1 week ago 96%
Not everyone's needs are met, stop rearranging the chairs on this sinking ship.

The workers quarters below deck are already flooded.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 1 week ago 96%
Don't say it's all gods plan and then blame Satan when something bad happens
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shitposting everypizza 2 weeks ago 95%
can't opp me if opplications are closed
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 weeks ago 100%
I'm saving heroin use for retirement
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 weeks ago 97%
Me after a succulent meal at a Asian buffet
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 weeks ago 95%
I thought this was America! I thought this was a free country!

It is America. This is America, and I am American.

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 weeks ago 94%
We live in a low trust civilization

"All men are created equal" **Is slave state** Always has been

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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 weeks ago 97%
Armed queers and allies bash back
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shitposting UltraGiGaGigantic 3 weeks ago 98%
Whatever gets us to class consciousness
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shitposting bruhbeans 1 month ago 97%
Title
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shitposting bleeph 1 month ago 100%
Bird With Big Nose ok-birds.blogspot.com
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shitposting dadarobot 1 month ago 100%
Phil spectrum
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shitposting Synther 2 months ago 91%
Alien What If... https://i.imgur.com/cIKEFe8.png

Let’s imagine a hypothetical scenario where an alien spaceship crash-lands at a specific spot where North Dakota and Saskatchewan meet. In this case, would the aliens face any legal consequences, such as fines or imprisonment, for illegally crossing the border? Given that this location is quite remote and sparsely populated, how do you think authorities from both the United States and Canada would handle such an unprecedented situation in terms of jurisdiction and border control? Just wondering because I do believe that there are other lives out there in this vast universe. Sorry, but the last post I made regarding Streetview, I checked out `panoramax.fr`, and found it really interesting and fun to use as a FOSS Google Maps Alternative.

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shitposting TehBamski 2 months ago 94%
Hadn't realized that you guys had unionized https://i.imgur.com/uL1DksA_d.webp?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high
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shitposting Akasazh 2 months ago 90%
Sports chanting
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shitposting TokenBoomer 2 months ago 83%
I have become all things to all men

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17554166

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shitposting TehBamski 2 months ago 95%
Poetry at its finest https://i.imgur.com/1iSfs4y.jpg
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