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    Black616Angel
    5 months ago 100%

    I did actually find a very similliar bug in the experimental rendering engine of element (the matrix client). So yes, this is something that exists somewhere else too.

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  • gaming Gaming The New York Times Is More Gaming Company Than Newspaper – Data shows most NYT subscribers are playing games, not reading the news
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    technology Technology The Incognito Mode Myth Has Fully Unraveled
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    linuxmemes linuxmemes People who use distros without systemd, why do you do this?
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    technology Technology YouTube: Google has found a way to break Invidious
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    Same here, I was getting frustrated thinking, I had to root my phone or smth. and then a simple force close helped.

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  • ich_iel ich_iel ich☝️🤓iel
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    The german CSU party in Bavaria has forbidden teachers and others to gender in official documents. That's why some germans have started to gender their locations.

    It has nothing to do with April fools, the law just goes into effect today.

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  • dach DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org Ab heute ist Cannabis für Erwachsene legal
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    Ein gern zitierter Satz der früheren Bundesdrogenbeauftragten Daniela Ludwig bleibt aktuell: "Nur weil Alkohol gefährlich ist, unbestritten, ist Cannabis kein Brokkoli."

    Nur warum der gern zitiert ist, versteht mal wieder keiner.

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  • rust Rust I created rcp, an OSC52 copy tool for your remote server
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    All good points. I will address them in a later version.

    The Cargo.lock thing is weird though, but apparently the builtin .gitignore of codeberg/forgejo has Cargo.lock in it.

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  • linux Linux I created rcp, an OSC52 copy tool for your remote server
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    Weird, I had not had this name already. Might rename it to yarcp (yet another remote copy). Thanks for the heads up.

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    I created rcp, an OSC52 copy tool for your remote server codeberg.org

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/10585019 > I have been searching for a simple way to copy loads of text from remote servers for a while. > This includes files, but is sometimes also only multiple lines from stdout of a program. Oftentimes this is kinda hard to do in terminal emulators, so I wrote a very small program to copy text via [Operating System Commands](https://invisible-island.net/xterm/ctlseqs/ctlseqs.html#h3-Operating-System-Commands). > > This allows the terminal emulator itself to copy the text directly into the host clipboard. No x11 pass-through needed. > > Lots of text editors like vim (with [oscyank-plugin](https://github.com/ojroques/vim-oscyank)) or helix already have a functionality like that, but opening large files just to copy them is stupid (also not all servers I admin have the oscyank or helix even installed). > > If you want to know, if your terminal emulator supports osc52, please refer to the [oscyank-repo](https://github.com/ojroques/vim-oscyank), they have a nice list.

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    Rust Black616Angel 6 months ago 90%
    I created rcp, an OSC52 copy tool for your remote server codeberg.org

    I have been searching for a simple way to copy loads of text from remote servers for a while. This includes files, but is sometimes also only multiple lines from stdout of a program. Oftentimes this is kinda hard to do in terminal emulators, so I wrote a very small program to copy text via [Operating System Commands](https://invisible-island.net/xterm/ctlseqs/ctlseqs.html#h3-Operating-System-Commands). This allows the terminal emulator itself to copy the text directly into the host clipboard. No x11 pass-through needed. Lots of text editors like vim (with [oscyank-plugin](https://github.com/ojroques/vim-oscyank)) or helix already have a functionality like that, but opening large files just to copy them is stupid (also not all servers I admin have the oscyank or helix even installed). If you want to know, if your terminal emulator supports osc52, please refer to the [oscyank-repo](https://github.com/ojroques/vim-oscyank), they have a nice list.

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    map_enthusiasts Map Enthusiasts The most popular metal band (2024) from each country, according to Spotify
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    programming Programming PostgreSQL maintainer Simon Riggs has died in a small airplane crash
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    ich_iel ich_iel ich🃏iel
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    Uff, du hast recht. Das mit dem Namen ist aber wirklich ziemlich selten. Und bei der Sache mit Super- vs. Subtyp habe ich vorhin tatsächlich überlegt, ob das das richtige Wort war.

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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 95%

    Sometimes you just don't know if it's band merch or just a cool thing.

    An ex used to wear an "are you dead yet" sticker on her boot. She didn't even know the band children of bodom and thought it was just cool.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes The DM is just a jolly fellow
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 80%

    Vor DM offen rolled which shift would get an encounter. Then sometimes the only low roll is the one not having anything, which also prompts giggling.

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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    Ach, es ist ein Meme. Die Karte soll ja nicht spielbar sein (wann deutsches Meme-Kommandant?)...

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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    Die Karte hat ein paar Fehler:

    Also erstens werden Legendäre Kreaturen mit Namen benannt. Also bspw. "Fotzenfritz, empathieloses Arschloch"

    Dann ist er keine 0/5 sondern eine 4/1 Kreatur, weil er nur austeilen aber nicht einstecken kann.

    Und Legendär ist ein Subtyp, der vor Kreatur kommt und Kreatur ist kein Kreaturentyp. Fotzenfritz ist also bspw. also Politiky und LobbyistIn.

    Und für die aktivierbare Fähigkeit braucht man logischerweise blaues Mana. (Und die ist ein wenig klobig formuliert, aber der Teil mit grün 😂)

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  • foss Free and Open Source Software Tic Tac Toes v1.0.1 released: The classic game but harder
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 100%

    But this is not the super tic tac toe I know (and also implemented 10 years ago in college). Here you play until all ttts are solved. The version I know, has a winner only if in the bigger grid there are three wins in a tic tac toe fashion.

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  • dach DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org Söder fordert Eltern via „Bild“ auf, gendernde Lehrkräfte dem Kultusministerium zu melden
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 83%

    Puh, um meinem Urteil zu entgehen ist mehr nötig. Dafür hätte er gar nicht an dem Gesetz mitwirken dürfen.

    Aber ja, man hätte die Frage anders beantworten können. Tun wir mal bitte nicht so, als könnten Polikerinnen wie Söder nicht 20 Minuten nach einer Frage labern, ohne sie zu beantworten.

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  • dach DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org Söder fordert Eltern via „Bild“ auf, gendernde Lehrkräfte dem Kultusministerium zu melden
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 77%

    Tja mit Cannabisrecht und Genderverbot ab 01.04. gibt es halt keinen Schlaf mehr für bayrische Imperiumsbeamte.

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  • dach DACH - jetzt auf feddit.org Söder fordert Eltern via „Bild“ auf, gendernde Lehrkräfte dem Kultusministerium zu melden
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 93%

    Hast du nicht weiter gelesen?

    Der Ministerpräsident führte aus: „In der Schule, beim Schulleiter, beim Klassenleiter selbst oder auch beim Schulforum. Und wenn gar nichts geht, dann einfach eine E-Mail ans Kultusministerium schreiben, die sind rund um die Uhr im Einsatz und regeln die Probleme.“

    Er hat gesagt, dass sie die LehrerInnen direkt beim Kultusministerium anschwärzen können. Wtf?

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  • veganhomecooks Vegan Home Cooks I made spaghetti bolognese!
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 80%

    Don't you know, it's not bolognese unless it's made exclusively from bologna. Otherwise it's just really tasty sauce.

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  • opensource Open Source Why do fdroid main repo keep apps that has not been updated in 12 years ? Isn't it more logical to move apps that has not been updated in more than three years to the archive ?
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 75%

    This whole post is so funny, because by reading the comments I think OP tried installing GL Tron of all games and it didn't work for some reason, spotted that it was last updated 12 years ago and thinks that's why it doesn't work on modern phones and now everybody here (me included) is having a great time playing GL Tron on their even more modern phones. 😂

    Also this is the exact reason, F-Droid shouldn't remove apps. Because the algorithm cannot know if the app is just completed and works even 12 years later or whether it's abandoned and stopped working 2 months later.

    Edit:

    Just for the record, I have looked through droidify because of their "all apps by last updated"-list and scrolled all the way down.

    The "most abandoned app" is Trolly. A shopping list app with too many permissions.

    The "most abandoned game" is DroidAtomix which seems unplayable on my phone. The next "better" game is Replica Island which does still work, but is not that much fun to play tbh.

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  • technology Technology MIT scientists have just figured out how to make the most popular AI image generators 30 times faster
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 85%

    ... Thanks. This looks super useful.

    Edit: After posting I realized.that this sounds super sarcastic, which it wasn't. This does look useful and I was already looking for smth. like that.

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy Help me formulate the dullest response to colleagues when they goad me into telling them why I quit
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 93%

    Say you are working for a family member (helping your dad with his company or sth.). A colleague once had to go help his parents with their small company and no one questioned it a bit. No "better pay?" or "man you are moving far away!" just "oh, well good luck".

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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 66%

    Ach, ich sage immer:
    "Wenn man aus schimmligrm Brot Penicillin machen kann, dann kann man auch mit dem Amthor was anfangen."

    (Also ich sage das explizit mit dem Amthor, weil mir tatsächlich kein sinnvoller Zweck für den einfällt)

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  • dwarffortress Dwarf Fortress It made having a very valuable guildhouse easy.
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 80%

    To be fair, having a valuable guildhouse is quite easy, when you can just build it big and engrave all tiles.

    But having platinum at all is kind of a shock for me, since I only play low resource worlds for months now.

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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 95%

    Harte Worte von dem 59-jährigen Typen, der in seinem ganzen leben noch nichts für die Wirtschaft getan sondern immer nur über diese geredet oder geschrieben hat.

    Soll er doch ein paar Fachkräfte-Arbeitsplätze füllen.

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  • nachrichten Nachrichten Indische Söldner kämpfen für Russland an der Front – doch nicht alle sind freiwillig dort
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 80%

    Er führte daheim mit seinen Cousins eine kleine Stickerei und wollte in Russland Geld für seine Hochzeit verdienen.

    Uff.

    Das Einzelschicksal ist mal wieder hart, aber ich begreife etwas ganz anderes nicht:

    Die "Weltmacht" Russland holt sich Söldner aus zig anderen Ländern (Nepal, Äthiopien und andere werden im Artikel genannt)?

    Und Deutschland pisst sich schon ein, wenn es um Waffenlieferungen geht.

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  • rentnerfahrenindinge Rentner fahren in Dinge Heidelberg: 75-jähriger fährt über Verkehrsinsel, dann 200 Meter auf Gleisbereich und ungebremst in eine Straßenbahn
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 87%

    200 Meter im Gleisbett! Da darf er dann aber hoffentlich auch mindestens eine Woche nicht mehr fahren. /s

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  • comicstrips Comic Strips Family Game Time [Field Explores]
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    ergomechkeyboards ErgoMechKeyboards Mantis Build Guide
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    Black616Angel
    6 months ago 75%

    What a wird little keyboard. Very inspiring.

    But the guide is soooo detailed. Wow, great work!

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    Selfhosted Black616Angel 10 months ago 100%
    Webfrontend for watching videos in the laptop

    Hi, I have rephrased the text. The original one is down there. My laptop is connected to my TV via HDMI. I now want to select a movie on my smartphone, play it on the laptop and output it on my TV. It seems more comfortable that way than crawling to the laptop and selecting the movie there and then placing it in front of the TV. I have already gotten some good ways to do that via Jellyfin or through some sort of remote app. Thank all of you and I will gladly take more ideas. I will test some in the evening. Original: I've been searching for a while for a way to watch the videos in my laptop in my TV without having to access my laptop directly. So I need some kind of webfrontend (preferably a docker container) where I can select my videos via a website and output them through HDMI. Unfortunately I have not yet found anything like that, mostly because searching it only produces results telling you about streaming services like jellyfin and how to set them up. Is there a way to do this yet?

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    Magic: The Gathering Black616Angel 11 months ago 100%
    Kaya exiles temporary Lockdown, what happens?

    Okay, so today I had a weird interaction. My opponent played a temporary lockdown. I exiled it later with my Kaya, Intangible Slayer. This produces a 1/1 spirit token, that should theoretically exile itself. This did however not happen in Arena. Why is that? Is it a bug or is there a rule that I don't know?

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    I mean I certainly would

    Text for the visually impaired: Post by lestatlestits > I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn't quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. I the spirit of their own long-held stance: A photoshopped version of the "You wouldn't download a car" ad saying: "You wouldn't download an actor"

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