asklemmy Asklemmy How easy or hard is it to hire a Hitman? I have seen movies basically where its just walking into a bar and asking. I also read news reports of so and so asking for a hitman. Can someone enlighten me?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 1 day ago 28%

    in south africa they'll murder racists like you for free 😉

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  • triplenadir triplenadir 1 week ago 100%

    0*2 is also 0 and maybe makes the joke better 🙃

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What would you like to change about Lemmy culture?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 85%

    "more diversity" includes people whose entire lives are politicized, so you have to pick between "more diversity" and "less politics", you cannot have both

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy What would you like to change about Lemmy culture?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 80%

    banning communists opens up space for fascism? whoever could have predicted! 🤯

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  • memes Memes Bacon tho
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    fucking your neighbor's pet cat is morally neutral

    yeah this is turning out to be as wild as I expected

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  • memes Memes Jeff's magic money machine
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    also already covered by rule #3

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  • memes Memes Bacon tho
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    so you think all humans have rights to do any kinds of violent, invasive acts to any animal, as long as they call it a "veterinary procedure"? is there anything a human could do to an animal which you would classify as "rape"?

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  • memes Memes Bacon tho
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    and getting a giant steel horn implanted in your forehead would be a cosmetic procedure, but i guess you'd be pretty upset if someone did it to you without asking?

    artificial insemination would fit the legal definition of rape in several jurisdictions in the world if you did it to a human.

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  • memes Memes Bacon tho
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    how do you think dairy cows are always pregnant if they're not being forcibly impregnated 🤔🤔

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  • memes Memes Bacon tho
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    if you eat or drink any dairy products then you have almost certainly paid a company to rape some animals for you.

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  • science_memes Science Memes Secondary Succession
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    yes but wtf is a niché (neesh-ay) as opposed to a niche?

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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    more like a rest-of-the-worldly date format 🙃

    date-format-1024x660-1803367909

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  • chat chat Bit idea: be a doomer nihilist and get a job at a life insurance agency
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    which nostril should I go with

    alternate them, and make sure to wash thoroughly with sterile saline spray before you go to bed

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  • bloomer bloomer Lost 20 pounds over the course of the past two months. I knew I'd feel better after losing weight, but I didn't anticipate just how much better.
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    ouch, good luck with the order ✊

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  • the_dunk_tank the_dunk_tank MSNBC pulled Morning Joe out of fear that it would be too mean to Trump. First they came for the Communists...
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    you must feel especially important right now since Saturday? 🙃

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  • askchapo askchapo What's the play to get hogs to buy t-shirts?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%
  • main main Biden's sheepdogs, who've openly called Trump a fascist Dictator that is a threat to humanity, says violence against fascism is bad
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    threats... and then an assassination

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  • firefox Firefox jwz: Mozilla is an advertising company now
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    any Firefox fork, while we wait for Servo to be ready

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  • opensource Open Source The Death of Decentralized Email
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    I think you might be 180° missing the point of the meme

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  • opensource Open Source The Death of Decentralized Email
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 81%

    serf saying "we should improve society somewhat". person in a well says "and yet you participate in society. curious! I am very intelligent"

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  • worldnews World News Secret Service rushes Trump off stage after shots fired at his Pennsylvania rally
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    "yeah, keep doing that and some useless fuck will spectacularly fail to assassinate you, giving a huge boost to your election campaign, take that!"

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  • usa United States | News & Politics Only 7% of Arab American voters plan on voting for President Biden
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 2 months ago 100%

    98% "indirectly" for Biden (by not voting for Trump) by the same logic...

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Cool (?) Bicycles: Cargo Bike Campers
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    crucially this specific design even has poles, which look about 80-90% of the length they'd need to be to give the equivalent tent height without using the bike. so the tradeoff between floor space and height seems even worse than it could be

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  • piracy Piracy Any tips on getting pirated media onto the TV?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    to add to other answers about jellyfin, there's a roku app for it which is Quite Good in my experience https://channelstore.roku.com/details/cc5e559d08d9ec87c5f30dcebdeebc12/jellyfin

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  • shitreactionariessay Shit Reactionaries Say [CW: transphobia, self harm] Lemmy reactionaries joking about trans suicide to score political points
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    tbh i was never that optimistic about an entire community named after (1) a branded toy (2) produced by a company founded by an outspoken Nazi

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  • firefox Firefox jwz: Mozilla is an advertising company now
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 75%

    switching to a browser engine developed by a literal advertising company seems like a weird protest against advertising

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  • firefox Firefox jwz: Mozilla is an advertising company now
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    servo is the only one I know of

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  • uk_politics UK Politics 2024 general election survey - Vote for Policies
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    sadly folks keep being told that voting for Party 2 is somehow a vote for one of the Party 1s and that the only sensible option is to vote for the other Party 1. wonder how the situation will ever improve 😔

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  • technology Technology Progression of MacBooks
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    ah yes the useless proprietary headphone jack (?) microphone jack (??) displayport (???) and ethernet ports (????) ... which you can only replicate with USBC with expensive adapters 🤔

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Helpful life tip
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    thinking back to the person who I know who (consensually) sprays guests' backs with alcohol before they're allowed to sit on any soft furnishings in their home

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse These two approach you at the bar and say they "really like your vibe." wyd?
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    chapotraphouse chapotraphouse These two approach you at the bar and say they "really like your vibe." wyd?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    wow that's a solid tumblr post.

    here's a link to it without the loginwall https://pb.bloat.cat/musashi/615801089998061568/how-old-are-jessie-and-james

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  • news news Louisiana passes into law that the Ten Commandments must be posted in all school classrooms
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    also I never noticed til now how much it equates "wife" with "cattle".

    uhh thanks for further radicalizing me against the bible IG, religious fundamentalist Louisiana politicians

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes A little fear is good
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    13 downvoters are turned-on and mad about it

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  • globalnews Interesting Global News Biden gives residency to undocumented spouses of US citizens
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    "legal people" nobody is "illegal" friend, leave that kind of dehumanising inaccurate language to the far right

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  • privacy Privacy Putting Privacy Focused Free Speech VPS Providers To The Test.
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    with the armband as well it seems like kind of a dogwhistle

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  • memes Memes I mean it.
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    Sure, like any other wildly unethical job there's a spectrum of different people's privilege and ability to easily cut out to a less cartoonishly evil job – I would hold Person A with a background in cybersecurity and no dependants a lot more responsible for every day they remain a cop than Person B who joined police academy straight out of high school and is supporting 5 children etc.

    But saying that Person B should be excluded from "fuck cops" – that is, that there should be an exception to the general cultural work of making it socially unacceptable to be part of a murderous, racist, unjust, reactionary paid army – is supporting the institution that you're claiming to be against. Waiting until a complete societal transformation before campaigning for people to not take blood money (your euphemistic "consciousness price") is valuing Person B's economic solvency over the lives of the people they (or, being generous, just their colleagues) will harass, target, frame, and even kill.

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  • privacy Privacy Is the Proton (Mail, VPN, Password Manager) ecosystem any good?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 100%

    cool can you point me at the repo for their server software then? and the f-droid reproducible build of their android app, or the sideloadable iOS app?

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  • privacy Privacy Is the Proton (Mail, VPN, Password Manager) ecosystem any good?
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  • triplenadir triplenadir 3 months ago 12%

    claims to be secure

    closed source

    total snakeoil

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    Fuck Cars triplenadir 2 years ago 100%
    Murderous "self driving" car software disables itself just before crashes, sneakily avoids liability fortune.com

    > On Thursday, NHTSA said it had discovered in 16 separate instances when this occurred that Autopilot “aborted vehicle control less than one second prior to the first impact,” suggesting the driver was not prepared to assume full control ovper the vehicle. > > CEO Elon Musk has often claimed that accidents cannot be the fault of the company, as data it extracted invariably showed Autopilot was not active in the moment of the collision.

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    1-800-FIND-A-COMMUNITY triplenadir 2 years ago 0%
    Community for Lemmy instance administrators?

    Is there a Lemmy community out there for people running a Lemmy server, to talk about the tech and maybe moderation?

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    Fuck Cars triplenadir 3 years ago 88%
    "banning cars is unrealistic"

    thanks [@anarchistbicycleclub@kolektiva.social](@anarchistbicycleclub@kolektiva.social)

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    Ask Historians triplenadir 3 years ago 50%
    UK equivalent of "list of atrocities committed by the US government"?

    There are a bunch of well-researched lists of US government atrocities (including ["List of Atrocities committed by US authorities"](https://dessalines.github.io/essays/us_atrocities.html) Lemmy's own [@dessalines@lemmy.ml](https://lemmy.ml/u/dessalines). But I can't find an equivalent for the UK government, just "5 worst atrocities" listicles, and this too-specific and incomplete list fof "war crimes" on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimes Well done UK government propaganda department, I guess 😕 Anyone know of a better list squirrelled away somewhere, or some resources which might help make one?

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    Memes triplenadir 3 years ago 96%
    Dying for some capitalism

    cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/151576 > from a comrade > > unfortunately not fake https://nitter.net/business/status/894922691098148865

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    Memes triplenadir 3 years ago 100%
    Dying for some capitalism

    from a comrade unfortunately not fake https://nitter.net/business/status/894922691098148865

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    Fediverse triplenadir 3 years ago 100%
    BirdsiteLIVE - follow Twitter accounts via Mastodon &c github.com

    1. Run an instance of BirdsiteLIVE, or use the (overloaded 😅) public server https://beta.birdsite.live/ 2. Put in a Twitter username 3. Find and follow the generated account, from your Mastodon (or other) client 4. Twitter posts show up in your timeline 🤯

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