saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.
saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
Could have stopped at 8008, but calculated too close to the sun.
saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?
saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.
saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
saltnotsugar 4 months ago • 100%
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 75%
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 95%
Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Shield toad.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
Worm 1: Something is walking up there, but in a nerdy way.
Worm 2: Nu-uh!!! Everyone knows our prey strolls casually around…or is a giant machine.
Worm 1: Didn’t one of the humans ride you around like a go cart?
Worm 2: Oh so you ALWAYS need to bring it up.
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 96%
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
saltnotsugar 5 months ago • 100%
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
saltnotsugar 6 months ago • 100%
Havin BBQ in the backyard,
Bombin Iraq in my heart,
Ate too many beans,
Now it’s time to fart.
saltnotsugar 6 months ago • 100%
Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.
saltnotsugar 6 months ago • 100%
This information is most welcome.
saltnotsugar 6 months ago • 92%
…say sike right now.
saltnotsugar 6 months ago • 100%
And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.
saltnotsugar 6 months ago • 100%
Should have used a jet pack to get to flat heaven. Could have ended up in flat hell.
saltnotsugar 7 months ago • 100%
We’ve been getting complaints about your lack of drinking at work. We’re not in the Prussian aristocracy Ben, now take a couple of shots and get out there and make financial decisions for the company!
saltnotsugar 7 months ago • 100%
I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.
saltnotsugar 7 months ago • 100%
This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.
saltnotsugar 8 months ago • 100%
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
saltnotsugar 8 months ago • 100%
Fries are placed on the plate.
(Laugh track)
Ketchup is poured on the plate.
(Laugh track)
Plate explodes.
(Laugh track with applause)
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