mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 75%
Why the meta logo?
Use a bird lady as logo!
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Klassiek gevalletje van Rage Quitting!
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Can bribe a toddler with a box of OJ.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Ik was al op vakantie tijdens mijn diploma uitreiking. Niks aan gemist.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Engineer: "If speed == slow, do nose down"
QA engineer: "But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?"
Engineer: "Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch"
QA engineer: "You're absolutely correct, ENJOY!"
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Het wordt pas opgemerkt op het moment dat een bank eraan te pas komt. 20k onderhands kun je zo wegpoetsen, alleen de route naar de bank is ingewikkelder. Daardoor blijft er meer in het zwarte circuit hangen.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Dus er zal veel meer zwart worden gedaan.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 66%
His brain is connected to the feet's internet. Must be some deprived shit on there over the millenia.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
✨iNtErNaL PoInTeR VaRiAbLe✨
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
The cartel will start lobbying, because of loosing their biggest outlet.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Een studentenkamer is niet echt een plek voor een baby.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
The MCAS system is now so robust it only wants to go up..
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 85%
It becomes a repatriation.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 88%
2 more than the Total Recall lady.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 97%
I did the same, but they were not impressed by my Obedience extreme sex bench 5000 with restraint straps. I even told them the sturdy bench is made of durable, heavy-duty steel, capable of supporting up to 400 pounds of weight.
smh.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 83%
The horse his name is Jim
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 99%
Can we just first have Scotland back in? Just to fuck with England.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
I'm guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
With this pace it will be the central desert.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 50%
"Vibrator my boy, can you come in and help this lovely lady?"
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 83%
Bit of 7th Element by Vitas in that Chocolate Starfish.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 87%
Get a breath of that fart box.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 90%
They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 85%
Not a fan of Neil, but this is a really respectful way in into teaching someone how scientific studies work.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 96%
I buy them with stretch denim. When I'm fat they fit and whem I'm fit they fit.
I'm now topping up for my winter fat cycle.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
She holds a grudge against greedy corporations. I think her motivations are not driven by money, like most of them.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 83%
As an adolescent boy, I did not really mind the choice.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
"Do be a dear and remove yourself from my presence"
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
It's sort of guaranteed nest egg.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
I mean it's just a browser. Bit of fiddling with the saved password and your go to go again to never look back. If they value their users they will improve again like Firefox did in the background over years.
I only hope a good search engine will appear again. I don't like the alternatives.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 0%
If you thought the national deficit could not get worse..
It would be a damn fun ride on the way down though!
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 80%
I was on holiday in the US and saw that thing in the distance while driving. I drove to it. And when I saw it was just a simpel store, I thought to myself: "only in the fucking USA 🦅🦅 yee-haw!!"
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 90%
Dotanium or donotanium there is no trytanium!
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 100%
Streets ahead!
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 88%
sigh... unzips
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 25%
Op werk ga ik eigenlijk nog amper sociale relaties aan. Geen schuine grappen, geen opmerkingen over iemands uiterlijk, geen gesprek over religie, geen grapjes over "dat is gay" en geen politiek.
Als ik denk dat iemand er goed gekleed uitziet zeg ik er niets van.
Met vrienden onderling is het prima en kun je nog eens grapjes maken, maar daarbuiten of op sociale media hou ik me alleen nog maar aan de vlakte.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 88%
1 down 2 to go.
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 87%
Tizen in the corner: "Pick me, pick me 🥺"
mrgreyeyes 3 months ago • 75%
A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.
The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.