Better question: why would you install a security risk social media app on your phone?

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child's gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn't get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That's the million dollar question.

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

These would be really cool to use on stage as a musician except they are made of glass. Kind dangerous...

The Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars - David Bowie
The Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Hotel California - The Eagles
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac
Boston - Boston
Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Abbey Road - The Beatles

His brother was a center, offensive lineman.

He's a tight end.

Chrome, because Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks.

When your famous, they let you grab them right in the intercostal clavicle.

You're going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?

Biden's party did not win the house. There should be no star for 2020,.

Tiger says, "what?"

Look, no campaign wants to annoy voters but also they want everyone to be contacted. Just respond with "STOP" and it will stop. Unfortunately, every campaign buys your data so nearly ever campaign will send you a text.

Also, they use various services to send these texts so each the numbers sent from will change so you can't just block them.

The eyeliner helps though.

What happens if you make a mistake with your initial instructions?

If it's not morally or physically dangerous, let your kids make their own choices.

Lack of standing. He is not a citizen of Michigan...

The day after a hurricane is a Glorious Day of Eating. With the power off, the stuff in the freezer must eaten when it thaws. Most expensive stuff first, so grilled steak and smoked brisket, both cooked without power.

Not sure why you would overstock on brisket though..

Gideon the Ninth. Hands down. The book is 100% strong female POV, which I usually like, but as dude, I was missing a lot of subtlety. My kid lent me their audio book and holy shit, Moira Quirk does an absolutely fantastic job. The characters jump right out of the speakers and into my brain, highlighting all the understated humor that I was missing. 10/10, wish I could hear it again for the first time.

Nice gallop, Mr Gish.

Colorado, this is Florida speaking. What is wrong with you?

I think it depends on where you stuff it.

Where is Craig Kilborn when you need him?

All Hail the Whacked Forehead Party!

underrated comment...

My build environment has 3 jillion unneeded builds going. I am lucky to get 2 build failures in a single day.

Every missing link found creates two more missing links, between the new species and the ancestor and the new species and the descendant.

When CDs were first put into jukeboxes in the 80s, I know someone who played "Revolution 9" like 10 times in a row. It was me.

"If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch."

I'm a Twizzlers guy myself. No one in my family gets it.

I live in Florida in the number of non-idiots is really just a rounding error.

Haha, you funny.

More challenging to drink tritium-free water.

Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I've had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

Ornithologists use the Merlin app.

He probably wants his own account and a computer to play on...

The problem is not the motor (as much) as it is where to put the batteries. Replacing just the gas tank on my tiny Subaru with a battery is not going to give the range I need.

She's not there yet, voice, story, and world building : A+ Narrative : B-

Yeah, if you are going to hold a mic, get a real one that is meant to be held. I don't know what that mic in a cup thing is even.