Whoa, this is wild! Would totally do that even for a year of being able to handle dairy again!

Yeah, I've tried that, I even have these extra strength lactase pills from Europe with like 3x the amount of lactase as Lactaid, but it's still always unpredictable as to whether it will work or not, and if it doesn't, it will ruin the rest of my day.

A beanie in the winter because it was cold outside

An everything bagel with plain cream cheese. I used to make my own bagels and have them all the time, but as I aged I became lactose intolerant, so I tried some of the vegan cream cheese brands, and let me tell you that shit is NOT the same, so I just stopped baking bagels, and I miss them.

As someone who lived in/around Boulder for many years, let me just say that is SO BOULDER.

Red flags!

Backgammon

You can't fully trust anyone, not your parents, siblings, extended family, spouse, best friend forever, no one. Don't count on anyone for anything and accept that the only person in your life who has your best interests at heart is you.

I've met a couple Mormons that were reaaaally deep into the shit and talked and acted like robots just parroting all the religious nonsense they'd been fed. But to be fair, I've also met some cool Mormons who were less into it and generally just good people.

Yeah, they never gave a shit about that, it was all religious services on Sundays only. If I remember correctly there was Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Jewish, and Buddhist services, and I think maybe Wiccan.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood

When I was in basic training in the U.S. Army in the late '90s, we were also offered free bibles and rosary beads and no other religious materials, although there were various services for many religions on Sundays that you were allowed to attend.

What if my carry-on has wheels but I never use them and I actually carry the bag all the way from the moment I enter the airport to the moment I put it in the overhead compartment?

Graduating from college, and with a 4.0. I fucking HATE school, and i put that shit off until my 30s. None of it was easy and I studied my ass off to get that 4.0. I truly never thought I would ever graduate, I started and stopped so many times.

I said it before and I'll say it again: If you are a woman and you vote for Trump, you are not a woman. How can you vote for someone who doesn't have our best interests at heart? How can you vote for someone who sees us as no more than a body to be fucked and make babies? Why is your self-esteem so low? Why do you not value yourself more? You are capable of more than what they are telling you!

This is just fucking awful. I'm childfree by choice, but I feel horrible for my fellow women that want to have kids, but they might run into shit like this, so they'll just DIE I guess?? What the fuck is wrong America?

Fuck yeah. Damn, I should learn how to make fudge, but I know I'd get fat as hell.

Not an icecream truck, but the fuel delivery truck music that I heard while I was in a study abroad program in Amman, Jordan is fucking terrifying. Not my video but this is it

That's fair

Best: Reese's peanut butter cups

Worst: Tootsie Rolls, they're just wax with a slightly sweet flavor

Math. I sucked at math since 3rd grade and that shit was a struggle all the way through college. I'm lucky i can even count, I swear to God. Had to pass THREE remedial math courses just to be allowed to take the course that counted for actual credit towards my degree. Lately I've been contemplating going back to college for a second degree, but I realized I'd have to take shit like pre-calculus for the degrees I'm looking at and I just don't think I could do it. My brain is such a letdown.

Awaaaaaaay!

Cigarettes. Went cold turkey every time. 3 time's the charm! It's been 13 years now, but I still occasionally get cravings, and sometimes I dream about having one and then wake up feeling super guilty and horrible about myself even though it wasn't real.

Hasn't anyone on that excavation team ever played Valheim? This is clearly a boar.

If you're a woman and you're voting for Trump, you ain't a woman.

-Sincerely

A woman

One of the first jobs I had out of high-school was working at a gas station and we sold scratch-offs and I don't recall that we kept track of the tickets at all.

Omg, this sounds awful, you have my deepest sympathy. Didn't they give you anything for pain management!?

The grasshopper and the ants - Don't be a lazy fuck and then expect others to bail you out due to your own lack of planning

They're grasping at straws

I don't, I just finally gained the willpower to get up and do shit even though I'm not motivated. Very often in life, you have to do shit you don't wanna do. This doesn't mean your life sucks and that you cannot find any joy in your day, this is simply a fact of life. Once you accept this and stop having feelings about it, it's 100% easier to go about your day. I don't think this is a modern day thing, either. I'm sure you could pick any time period in history and find a human that wasn't thrilled with the idea of getting up and doing XYZ thing that they had to do that day in order to survive.

Yeah, if it's not something a little stretching or rehydration can't fix it seems iffy. Talk to a doctor for sure.

This is really fucking weird

Hmm, I have a desk job too, but I get up and stretch a lot, and workout at least twice a week. Does this only happen to you on planes? Do you ever sit for 5 hours anywhere else? Does it happen after like a 3 hour movie, or JUST on planes? I did find this interesting article about soreness and flying: https://www.fitfortravel.nhs.uk/advice/general-travel-health-advice/air-travel

From a woman's perspective, I see "I don't respect you or your body and want you to be my TradWife".

Dolly Parton is a fricken Saint and by Vance's logic, I guess John Cena is a sociopath as well because he has no children despite all the volunteering he's done for the Make-a-Wish foundation?

They often come in sets of pants and a T-shirt, but like others have posted, most of my pajama shirts are old T-shirts that have become too holey to wear in public.

Are you otherwise very active on any given day when you're not on a plane? Maybe you're never sitting that still and confined for 5 hours straight and your body just isn't used to it? Are you tall? I can see where it would totally suck to be tall and fly for any amount of time, really. The only time I'm ever thankful to be 5'3" is when I'm flying and can have a bag under the seat in front of me and still stretch out my legs and cross my legs if I want to.

I was in NH this weekend and while driving saw a lawn sign on one house that said "Save America, Vote Republican", and right next door on the neighbor's lawn was a sign that said "Save the Planet, Vote Democrat". It was glorious.

I would have preferred "ScreamingGrasshopperMouse", but it was too many characters long, so what I have now will have to do.

Do they overstay their welcome all the time, maybe not even just at your house, but other friend's houses as well?