…………………. Good?

The point is that the two are not comparable. I’m not a great fan of starmer or whatever the ‘Labour party’ is today, but claiming starmer’s wife receiving some clothes from a Labour donor is in any way comparable to the Conservative Party accepting large amounts of money from an unfriendly foreign power is fucking nuts.

Stop reporting on this and start reporting on all the Russian money that’s been going to the Conservative Party for the last 15 years. Show this in context, that’s my advice.

Personally I think he’s just a cunt but hey who knows

fucking apparently ACABS (all cops are bad shots - fucking stormtrooper arse muthafuckas over here)

“You saw him - he had a gun”

Ahh yes clearly the only sensible solution to a man taking the tube ‘riding the subway’ without paying for a ticket is to pull out your Big Gun™️ and shoot him some poor fucking random guy in the head fuck my life bro holy shit

My my who is this 🤔

Unfortunately that’s the key reason why the clock position is bugging me

It’s literally making me consider a different operating system. If there were more options than just android I would probably unironically switch largely due to this.

^not guaranteed to be a true fact^

I feel like she did a great job to be honest

YOU STILL CAN’T MOVE THE LOCKSCREEN CLOCK. FUCK.

Someone from !tenforward post the sour note jpeg

Oh yeah yeah you’re right I couldn’t remember how Zeus substituted a rock for himself. Could probably do a pink panther remake about that one to be honest

Looks like this is your picture? Very nice my dude! So much feather going on over the beak there

Dude……. Never forget rock 🤘🎸🎤

Yup that’s the one 👍👌

^all hail oderus urungus^

^(see above, lost spanner)^

……….. it pretty much is run by gwar tbh. iirc the line between London Marylebone and bath spa is the most expensive rail journey per mile in Europe. Something like that. It’s overpriced anyway, and they’re always cancelling trains with weak excuses eg ‘couldn’t remember the driver’s phone number’, ‘train doesn’t like getting wet and it’s raining slightly’, or my favourite ‘we can’t remember where we put the right spanner so this train is still attached to the last one uwu’

Oh i suddenly get it - it’s about chronos who swallowed his children in case they turned out to be cooler than him, but his son Zeus tricked him by giving him a rock instead. Zeus later became king of the gods which is either super cool or extremely cringe depending on your perspective.

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Cool whatever. I’m much more interested in all the rubles collecting in Tory back pockets to be honest.

Old man shakes fist at cloud ?

It’s only America if it’s from the ‘America’ region of the subcontinent, otherwise it’s just sparkling south Canada

Wasps are not my fave I’ll be honest

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

Yeah man fuck all these weirdos

Oooooooh robot 🫨

6399 or 6990?

Looks like it’s false knees guy yeah

Cool meme bro 😎

Good info. I have decided that I will ban companies and replace them with not having companies any more. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. X

Well well well how the turntables

Thanks I read that in jathom’s voice

He has a smol fren on the left as well :3

^i fucking love bees man holy shit. Nice shot.^

Very nice very nice

My went to parents mount carmel

An owl in the hand is worth errr two in the guidebook?

All companies should be banned, I’m going to delete all copyright law and replace it with asking the king (me) and a man with a big hammer. Thanks for coming to my ted talk x

*corporations