bmsok 1 month ago • 100%
Self proclaimed billionaire can't afford a podium that doesn't wobble during deranged rant
bmsok 2 months ago • 100%
My parents didn't smoke but that's literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.
bmsok 2 months ago • 100%
There's a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it's fucking delicious. Every time.
bmsok 2 months ago • 100%
I've said it before but I'll say it again. I've met Gretchen and her daughters on a few very unofficial occasions. She's polite, gracious, helpful, and gives zero fucks.
There was a podcast that was put out last week where she was promoting her book and swearing her motherfucking ass off like a true Michigander. Legend.
bmsok 2 months ago • 100%
It's a quirky pretentious thing that they take pride in. It's not Ohio State University. It's THE Ohio State University
bmsok 2 months ago • 100%
Fair point. I wonder what the weather is like up there on those high horses
bmsok 2 months ago • 83%
If you're from the Midwest and don't call it THE Ohio State University you've immediately lost my trust. And I didn't even go there.
bmsok 2 months ago • 100%
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
Fuckin' oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.
Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
I'd take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.
bmsok 3 months ago • 94%
Worst debate in United States history.
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I know. Different movie but I couldn't resist.
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
So THAT'S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!
...right?
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
I hope the Great Lakes region of the Midwest is on the precipice of raising a giant middle finger to the GOP.
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
I completely agree. One of the most memorable nights of my life was going to an LGBTQ+ rave bar in the basement of some random building because my friend said it would be fun.
That vibe was pure awesomeness.
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.
bmsok 3 months ago • 100%
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
Take a note from the movie Tropic Thunder: ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5a40b58d-0f37-4d0f-ba31-131bdd90aa91.png)
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
Here's the important part... it's all normal.
And there's no definition of normal. We're all just trying to find happiness.
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
Nothing says winning like losing so hard.
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
Not another crossover episode 🙄
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
Relatable.You bet your ass if I ever find out who stole my Talkboy shit's gonna go down.
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
Fold the map down south and Michigan could give Florida an epic handjob. We have such wonderful geography here.
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don't talk about Raccoon Club.
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.
bmsok 4 months ago • 90%
If you've never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.
Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.
bmsok 4 months ago • 100%
Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
Good on NASA for scrubbing the launch to keep both the astronauts and the launch team safe. That's how it's supposed to work.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
Seriously, though. That fine is less than a slap on the wrist.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
I'm terrified to see an AI rendering of what The David, 2 Girls, 1 Cup would look like.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
He nailed it with bringing nuance into the conversation, too. Very good example of a well thought out opinion.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
For me it's about having something relevant to say.
The urge to talk just so you can make a dumbass point contributes nothing to the conversation.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
This article would drive him crazy if he could stay coherent enough to learn what ignominy means.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
If you aren't going 90mph on your way into Detroit you're causing a traffic jam. Full stop.
bmsok 5 months ago • 100%
Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!
Nothing makes sense. It's been oversimplified to the point where it's been dumbed down to its core.
Never knew it was actually about the pupper
Things are going downhill far too quickly. Attention grabbing headlines and no useful content from articles rule the internet. It makes no sense. I cannot understand if this is due to AI, corporate greed, propaganda, or a mixture of all of the above. I love exploring new and creative content. It brings me such great joy to learn new things. Recently I've felt that I've been backed into a corner on every platform/service that I use and can't get out of getting the same spoon-fed content they think I'll like rather than allowing me to actually discover something fun and new.
When you bend over in the kitchen and your fart harmonizes with that one creaky floorboard.
Hi everyone. I just wanted to let you know how wonderful its been to jump from the old place to here over the last few months. Nearly every conversation I've had here has been thoughtful, fun, and informative... Keep up the good work, you beautiful people.
NHL rescinds ban on rainbow-colored Pride tape, allowing players to use it on the ice this season
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