memes bleistift2 • 4 months ago • 80%


Engineering Memes bleistift2 • 4 months ago • 100%

 I know the max rated temperature for my GPU is 92°C, but that doesn’t mean it’s your target temperature!

Aneurysm Posting bleistift2 • 5 months ago • 72%

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/18252248

Oxygen Not Included bleistift2 • 6 months ago • 100%

I’ve noticed that changes to pipe and wire layouts are instantaneous if no new entities need to be built. For instance, this wire layout: ``` ───── ───── ``` can be changed to this immediately: ``` ──┬── ──┴── ``` Is the reverse also possible somehow? If I wanted to separate the two networks again, I’d deconstruct one of the middle wires and rebuild them in the right orientation, without the junction. But that can’t be the proper way to do it, right?

Memes bleistift2 • 6 months ago • 95%

Raising a child costs between $13k[2] and $35k[1] per year in the USA – depending on where you live and who you ask. With a minimum wage job ($7.25/hr) you need to work about 5 to 13 hours per day to make that much – before taxes. [1] [https://smartasset.com/financial-advisor/cost-raise-child-2023](https://smartasset.com/financial-advisor/cost-raise-child-2023) [2] [https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/090415/cost-raising-child-america.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/090415/cost-raising-child-america.asp)

ich_iel bleistift2 • 7 months ago • 98%

Maimai-Transkription (*“Is this a pigeon?”*): Ein Heranwachsender, betitelt „Eltern”, zeigt auf einen Schmetterling, betitelt „Kind, das 10 Minuten lang nicht an Brei erstickt” und fragt: „Ist das Hochbegabung?”

Lemmy Shitpost bleistift2 • 7 months ago • 99%

Meme transcription: > When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy > [Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

Memes bleistift2 • 7 months ago • 89%

Meme transcription: > When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy > [Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

Memes bleistift2 • 7 months ago • 96%

Meme transcription: > When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy > [Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

Memes bleistift2 • 7 months ago • 97%

Meme transcription: Panel 1: Smooth Spongebob extending his hand friendlily to greet someone. Caption: “Your skills when picking up a game after a 6 month break” Panel 2: Jagged-up Spongebob standing in a ring, angrily looking at his opponent. Caption: “The boss you didn’t want to beat last time”

ich_iel bleistift2 • 8 months ago • 99%

Ent-Behaupter: Ich kenne niemanden, dem das so passiert ist. Maimai-Transkription: Mantarochen diskutiert mit Patrick aus Spongebob Schwammkopf. [Paneel 1:] Mantarochen in Rolle eines Arbeitnehmers: „Das ist mein Arbeitsvertrag.“ [Paneel 2:] Patrick in Rolle einer Personalabteilung: „Jupp.“ [Paneel 3:] Mantarochen: „Hier steht, ich arbeite 160 Stunden für 3500 Euro.“ [Paneel 4:] Patrick: „Jupp.“ [Paneel 5:] Mantarochen: „Jemand, der mehr arbeitet, sollte auch mehr Lohn bekommen.“ [Paneel 6:] Patrick: „Da sehe ich nichts Falsches dran.” [Paneel 7:] Mantarochen: „Ich habe 200 Stunden gearbeitet.” [Paneel 8:] Patrick: „Jupp“ [Paneel 9:] Mantarochen: „Wo sind meine 875 Euro?” [Paneel 10:] Patrick: „40 Überstunden sind inklusive.”

Programmer Humor bleistift2 • 8 months ago • 92%

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998795 > cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794 > > > cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742 > > > > > Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to: > > > > > > 1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious. > > > 2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles. > > > 3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face. > > > 4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

Programmer Humor bleistift2 • 8 months ago • 97%

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794 > cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742 > > > Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to: > > > > 1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious. > > 2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles. > > 3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face. > > 4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

Programmer Humor bleistift2 • 8 months ago • 98%

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742 > Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to: > > 1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious. > 2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles. > 3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face. > 4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]

Asklemmy bleistift2 • 9 months ago • 97%

The two-panel comic I’m looking for describes how the level of care parents give plummets after the first child. The dialog goes something like this: > Panel 1 > > The child has a thermometer in their mouth. > > [Father:] She has a mild fever. > > [Mother:] To the emergency room! > > > > Panel 2 > > The child twists their head around 180 degrees. > > [Father:] Exorcist? > > [Mother:] She’s fine. Thank you!

memes bleistift2 • 11 months ago • 87%

Meme transcription: > The alphabet: > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y X Z > > The alphabet for installers: > C:\

Memes bleistift2 • 11 months ago • 93%

Meme transcription: Anakin & Padme [Panel 1] Anakin tries selects “Update and shut down” from the Windows start menu. [Panel 2] Padme, labeled as “Windows”, cheerily says: ”You mean ‘Update and restart’, right?” [Panel 3] Anakin takes an annoyed look. [Panel 4] Padme, still cheery, says “I’ll just ‘Update and Restart’.”

Memes bleistift2 • 12 months ago • 95%

geteilt von: https://feddit.de/post/3766285 > Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

Atheist Memes bleistift2 • 12 months ago • 96%

Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

Programmer Humor bleistift2 • 1 year ago • 98%

Meme transcription: Panel 1 of 3: A cute dog looks asks, “pls fix problem??” Panel 2 of 3: The dog has become upset and says, “No Info!!” Panel 3 of 3: The dog looks very angry and says “only fix”

Memes bleistift2 • 1 year ago • 89%

Meme transcription: A table comparing the steps to start a game ‘then’ vs. ‘now’. Content of the “Then” column: - Double-click GAME.exe - Play game Content of the “Now” column: - Launch Steam - > Steam updates - > Steam opens - Close Steam’s ad window - Select Game - > Game launcher starts - > Game launcher launches Game launcher updater - Yes - Yes - Yes - Ok - > Would you like to sign up for our newsletter? - No - > Our EULAs have changed. Please review them before continuing - Scroll - Scroll - Scroll - Scroll - Yes - Yes - Yes, sell my soul - Start game - Skip vendor intro - Skip vendor intro #2 - Skip vendor intro #3 - Sit through nVidia The way it’s meant to be played - Skip opening cutscene - > Main menu opens - > Would you like to connect your Steam account to account? - No - Press play. - Play game.

Hardware bleistift2 • 1 year ago • 87%

I lost my flash drive and need a new one. Transfer speeds don’t matter too much. I will mainly use it to create bootable media and to transfer a few files between computers and/or phones (no cloud storage for me). Now I’m questioning whether I should get the cheapest drive I can find or if there really is a difference in quality between €8 and €30. What experience did you make?

English usage and grammar bleistift2 • 1 year ago • 85%

I’m a computer programmer. When we test programs, we often use a function called “assert” to check if the program produces the conditions we expect. For example, this test will fail if the `+` produces an incorrect result: ``` assert( 2 + 3 ).equals(5) ``` Another meaning of “assert” in programming is “check, and take action, if necessary”. For instance, the procedure `assertDataPresent()` may check if the data has already been loaded. If it hasn’t, the function would try to do so, so that in either case the data is present after the procedure is executed. Which of these meanings is the more common one in regular English? Can “assert” even be used in these ways outside programming?

Frag Feddit bleistift2 • 1 year ago • 100%

Im [Lemmy User Guide](https://join-lemmy.org/docs/users/06-other-features.html?highlight=language#language-tags) steht: > Users can also specify which languages they speak, and will only see content in those languages. Ich habe in meinem Profil die Deutsch, Englisch und Undetermined ausgewählt, sehe aber trotzdem Posts in meinem Feed, die mit Dänisch oder Isländisch getaggt sind. Verstehe ich das Feature falsch oder funktioniert das gerade nicht?