Good lord, the existential dread!

You're right. I will post this to get you off my nuts. Based on their reporting, it does actually look like earnings are down. Does this account for stock buybacks and all the shady things corporations do these days though? I don't know. Let's look at CEO pay while we're at it.

Yes it does. It's reasonable to assume profits are soaring as well.

F. your record profits! Pay up! We want record wages!

this would unironically make me feel like I succeeded

#1, during all eras: they didn't get the space-travel part in space-time correct.

Reminded me of this classic Onion bit

Nude fencing would be lit

Fair point. My guess would be they might like a trade-off of 1 centipede for dozens or hundreds of spiders. But I don't mess with the house spiders either, they're cool too.

I did need to help it out, you were right, thank you.

It's a house centipede. They're good guys, especially if you don't like spiders.

I fully intend on letting this fella continue to live on inside the house. I hear they live for years, and take care of little critters.

Oooh🤦‍♂️

Scaling looks like scaling+translation? And rotation looks like either rotation+translation, or scaling+translation?

Looks like you were downvoted by an anaerobic organism?

Constructive vs. destructive

I'm not interested in generating fascist, environment-polluting junk though.

Their favorite cheap Chinese manufacturers are already on it, ready to take more of their money.

In the blink of an eye, their surplus of hateful anti-Biden merchandise becomes even more useless. This will surely make them realize how idiotic their cult is /s.

Bilo 3.0 is one of my all time favorite albums.

As if these cultists needed a way to further diminish their listening ability.

I'm going to guess because of the gun deaths epidemic.

“Election fraud” isn’t something they actually believe; they know the election wasn’t stolen. “Election fraud” is a hurdle or stumbling block meant to trap Democrats into trying to reason with someone who isn’t being reasonable. It’s an opportunity to troll people. But most importantly, it’s an empty set of words used as a shield behind which they can commit actual election fraud.

This line of thinking makes me realize that a really good tool for dialogue with these fence-sitters, if we may call them that, would be to reasonably ask them "how has this belief worked out for you?", in response to some usual garbage conspiracy theory projection.

I wish nothing more for you and your family than what the Texas ruling party wants for you and your family.

Of course. What are the chances they'd blame corporate funding of politicians, billionaires, or the oil industry? Or any actual problems? Nope, just continuing business as usual, serving their best interests.

Memorial honors victims of imminent dam disaster

Do they know how to properly pluralize proper nouns?

Hello fellow Clevelander

How would this be any different if you were a non-straight guy?

1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair walking shoes. Okay I hear you there. What do you wear to work? How about work out shoes? Walking, hiking, running shoes? Casual date shoes? Comfortable shoes for working around the house and doing messy yard work? What about if you just want to take the trash out really quick, no flip flops for you? How about seasonal shoes? Are you freezing your feet off in the winter, or sweating them off in the summer? No boots? Are you wearing any house slippers during winter?

sudo apt-get AED

Aye yes, a man of class and of culture

I spent an hour of my time today hopelessly sending likes, and thoughtful and mostly humourous messages to people on Hinge. The plague doesn't sound as bad right now in comparison.

Thanks for sharing!

What's the source of this?

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each leg trouser?

My version:

Lol I'd love to see them try to duct tape those to a board.

Spent too long trying to figure out what a rooftop "SMT" unit is. I think they meant smt, short for "something"? 🤦‍♂️Wen smt in't don up 2 std, I jst tap it to increes erone's anxty

Because it's not? An espresso maker extracts the flavor from the coffee beans, just as the rounded beak extracts the nuts from their shells.