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Yeah he has said something along those lines. I don’t believe a damn thing he says though. It’s in his best interest to say he’s a MAGA convert and a true believer now but I think he’s just an opportunistic little weasel.

There’s nothing he won’t say or do if he thinks it’s going to further his ambitions.

He’s willing to do “whatever makes sense” to get ahead.

🤘Hail Satan 🤘

Yeah, I got it the first time.

A friend of the late great Hannibal Lecter.

No, no, no, no, it’s only terrorism if the perpetrators are brown. If they’re white republicans it’s just a little prankarooni!

People overblowing shit like wild.

He bought the rope

They need to release the video of him making the purchase. They claim to have it but refuse to release it. There is no reason not to. So until that happens, there’s no reason to believe the cops.

Edit: 🥾😋’s get blocked.

Perhaps you miss my sweetie entirely too?

Does someone tie your shoes for you, or are they velcro?

So maybe he’s right?

Calm down.

1. This is satire.

2. Nazi apologists fuck off.

It’s been a problem for as long as punk rock has existed. Jello Biafra wrote “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” 43 years ago.

Racist pieces of shit have been trying to appropriate punk since day one.

Deservedly so.

It’s laughable that MAGA chuds keep insisting the mainstream media is biased against Trump when the truth is he gets every advantage and benefit of the doubt imaginable. It’s not their fault he’s just a stupid piece of shit that fumbles everything despite their help.

Let’s be honest here, the mainstream media and cable news networks in particular have been carrying water for Trump since he descended that fucking escalator in 2015 and announced his racist platform. Nobody wants a second Trump presidency more than the mainstream media. There’s a reason ABC kept turning his mic back on during the debate but shut Kamala Harris down the one time she tried to speak outside of her allotted time. The major news outlets have failed us completely.

It’s addressed in the article but the game has several regional names. Cornhole is one of them.

"We haven't investigated ourselves and assume we did nothing wrong." - NYPD

Right? I've been following the artist, Luke McGarry, on Instagram for a few years now, and his depictions of Trump have been hilariously cruel. Ordinarily I'd find it kind of tacky, but as far as I'm concerned, mocking Trump's physical appearance is fair game because he does it to everyone else. If he can dish it out, he should be able to take it too.

Of course they did. They do that every single time there’s a mass shooting now, which is daily.

👍

Does someone tie your shoes for you or are they Velcro?

Yes, that’s the Major League Soccer team I’m referring to. As I said, there are plenty of Messi fans that call the sport soccer. Your claim is objectively false.

He plays for Inter Miami in the MLS. I assure you, plenty of Messi fans use the term soccer.

Obviously you know I was referring to association football. I'm aware of the etymology of soccer

It’s pretty annoying when some rando on the internet pretends not to understand what you were referring to, isn’t it?

Messi is the Toy Story of soccer.

Edit: Ah, never change lemmings. 🙄

Justice delayed is justice denied. This country is well and truly fucked.

Russian assets deny being Russian assets. Cool beans, ya fuckin’ traitors.

These people love their magic words. Of course, they never actually work, but it's not going to stop them from continuing to try.

Tim Pool is a Kremlin mouthpiece. Least surprising news of the year. But oh boy, am I looking forward to the next episode of Knowledge Fight now. Should be a doozy.

Hmm I done goofed 🤷‍♂️ Try this:

https://i.imgur.com/rShQHYo.mp4

[Trump pulls out a sharpie and starts circling the wrong part of the map]

"I AM PLACING TARIFFS ON PENGUINS UNTIL THEY GIVE US THEIR OIL AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO ALL THE DANCE MOVES FROM HAPPY FEET!"

Hey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.

Did we listen to the same episode? Because Robert Evans made it clear that real experts in falconry find RFK Jr’s practices wildly inappropriate.

Being interested in something doesn’t mean he’s good at it.

Yep. He’s dumber than anyone gave him credit for.

If cats didn't want to be pestered, they should've thought about that before they decided to have such cute lil feets.

"I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!" - Tim Walz

WHAT WAS HE HIDING

That he wanted six extra meatballs?

“He is weird! Right? I’m not weird, he’s weird.”

Trump: no u

It's pretty weird for an adult to spend this much time denying that they're weird.

I had been using DDG for years but switched to SearXNG last fall after reading about it on Lemmy. It’s a privacy focused meta-search engine that can even be self-hosted. It’s wildly customizable and I’ve been pretty happy with the results.

If you’re not interested in self-hosting, or just want to test drive it a bit, there are lots of public instances you can use as well.

https://github.com/searxng/searxng

List of public instances