Yeah, it's been a year

I hope he's doing good in life

I also have ADHD

I'm not a master at anything either, and honestly I don't want to be

I'm far happier being decent enough at many things, to be able to procrastinate on my projects with my other projects

A master must dedicate his whole life to a craft, and that's simply something I cannot do, I'd go mad

As part of their carbon neutral by 2050 pledge, they're moving all the carbon into their sodas

Nah, he's just got that Y3K cyber hearing augmentation

Also my tinnitus is at like 10 khz

Next you'll be telling me that Schrödinger wasn't a cat

Y'all remember the 3-day no poop guy?

Woman are you gonna be over shortly after the ebike

Nice 🔥

"I fear not the man who can make one thing in 10,000 languages, but I fear the man who can make 10,000 things in one language." - Bruce Lee

Same tho

& Knuckles

Honestly "Triplet Towers" rolls nicely off the tongue

I can't believe you work for Five Guys!

Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science!

My other brothers can't hear right

Then when a girl talks in an itty bitty way

We found the thing for the case, subs get sprung

The best part is that each cursor has its own clipboard, which makes making setter getters way fast

The text on the railing looks like an error message from the cat

I thought this was bitonic sort at first glace

"You have to pick levers continuously at every instant in time"

Supertasks: 🗿

"I wanna eat a burger today"

Cat named burger:

I'm keeping this button locked up until retirement, then

Mad strats

Nah they use "an open standard" being just markdown files or something, but the apps are still proprietary as far as I'm aware

I really hate how I sometimes, though rarely, see Obsidian talked about as if it were open source just because it uses an open standard

Like Photoshop isn't open source because it can use PNG kinda thing

Movie special where they are trapped in Paris

It's a kids show, all fun, but if you took it as seriously as this meme it would be humourous

The en passant guy:

Honestly, having a world that's just alone and empty, but not "abandoned", sounds so soothing to explore, so liminal

Until insanity set in, but until then I'd have alot of fun just exploring the place for a while

Easy billions

Everyone gangsta till you do this and actually see 4 stars on the windshield

Literally did this last year and lost like 50 lbs doing nothing and being lazier

Felt like an exploit

"simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system."

The Magna Carta:

Steam Machines would unironically be the year of the linux desktop

"I am inside of a Generative AI algorithm"

Everybody gangsta still we invent hardware accelerated JSON parsing

I can see the utility, but there should be at least some critical operability in case the phone or app doesn't work for whatever reason, to help avoid injuries like these

Science was green

Also math was my favorite subject, and red is my favorite color, so math was red

Nah red represents the fury of dropping a negative, and blue is the sorrow of having to write with awful handwriting that stopped improving after 3rd grade

Mad respect, this is the exact same outlook I have

This is also a reason I use Open Source software, because I know that if it's not the developer, then someone else can pick up the project and live on in perpetuity, as long as it's useful to even only one, the software will always be there

Actually it sounds more like "Caine-O's"