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lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet
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    download

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    help how to minecrafy

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    minecraft

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  • games Games A Minecraft Movie | Teaser
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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2 weeks ago 100%

    The proportions are weird (everyone is much taller than 2 blocks), the extremely saturated world looks weird, the green-screen looks awful, why the hell is Jack Black Steve

    This genuinely looks very cheap

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    Lemmy Shitpost Tixanou 2 weeks ago 99%
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    lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost President on President Violence
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    this is me rn
    1355331549061

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2 weeks ago 60%

    I see where you're coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn't quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2 weeks ago 100%

    Actually yeah you're right i'm sorry, here's the sources:

    2 - https://youtu.be/E_JKBxgeNpk
    3 - https://youtu.be/Nqbn_2vPuH4
    4 - https://youtu.be/oepZEt8Xybw
    6 - https://youtu.be/HJCOqDMim4E

    I didn't find videos for the 1st and the 5th but the 5th can be found here https://runrun.es/investigacion/287990/las-54-frases-mas-celebres-de-maduro-para-festejar-su-cumpleanos/?tztc=1 and here https://citas.in/frases/2017221-nicolas-maduro-mucha-coincidencia-que-maten-a-alguien-y-al-dia-si/

    and the 1st apparently is from Brooke Shields??? I swear I read somewhere that it was Maduro who said that... it does sound like something Maduro would say though... anyway...

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2 weeks ago 71%

    You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for "nicolas maduro frases graciosas" or something

    But yeah, they're (sadly) real

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  • Tixanou Tixanou 2 weeks ago 66%

    Kinda, yeah

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    Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:

    Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.

    The cold war of 1715

    What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas

    The 35 hours of the day

    It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

    Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

    ... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see

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    funny Funny What a waste of asphalt
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    This confirms, once again, that Chile is the best country of Chile

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  • techtakes TechTakes Amazon to replace Alexa with Anthropic’s Claude AI — and charge for it
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  • Tixanou Tixanou 3 weeks ago 100%

    Did you know that one simple tip for turning your lights on is to use a smart home device or smart light bulbs? You can control them with your smartphone or voice commands through a virtual assistant, making it easy to turn your lights on and off without needing to physically flip a switch!

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  • 196 196 "oh? is my acting like a complete asshole offending you?"
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    I prefer not offending anyone so I usually spread hatred towards people who don't actually exist, like the chilean.

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Why is Kamala Harris being held at such a higher standard than Trump this election?
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    It's so harrisover

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  • technology Technology "REM sleep is the next AI"
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    I always thought the same thing, they're very similar

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes It seems like the logical way to work
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    When it does that I usually set the speed to x2 to catch up. I'm surprised that setting is still there, I don't know of any other use for it in a live stream

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    technology Technology Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips
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    PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost Grok do a good
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    Grok is indeed based

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy Who is Ray Tracing?
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    So his parents predicted the future???? Holy moly

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    i dont care if y'all downvote me, i'm ALWAYS eating the crust!

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  • technology Technology Elon Musk said he’d eliminate bots from X. Instead, election influence campaigns are running wild.
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    You should use one of these nitter instances so you can see your follower count without logging in

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    yes

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  • privacy Privacy NSA Asked Linus Torvalds To Install Backdoors Into GNU/Linux [2013]
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    Ohh so it's the NSA that my failed sudos are reported to!

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  • whitepeopletwitter People Twitter You don't have to read this today.
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    Help how do I unread something

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  • lemmyshitpost Lemmy Shitpost I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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    thanks man

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    Lemmy Shitpost Tixanou 1 month ago 90%
    I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

    Please don't ask why I need this. The food has to be something I can easily find. EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason. EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I'm never doing this shit again

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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy Are there any "famous" Lemmy users?
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    I am quite famous in my house. Pretty much everyone here knows me.

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  • games Games Roblox gets banned indefinitely in Turkey over “child exploitation”
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    W

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    Geometry Dash Tixanou 2 months ago 100%
    RobTop is doing noob vs pro ads

    Video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ttiPXRY1y7o Short: https://youtube.com/shorts/79JGM891Mlw This is hilarious lmao And apparently he's already made these kinds of ads before ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2FbNwVFMG9%2Fjsbdbdbxxb.png)

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    Lemmy Shitpost Tixanou 2 months ago 98%
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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy What could be done to make PeerTube more popular?
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    Because videos are heavy and can be lost during federation, a PeerTube instance can only federate with another few instances and not with the entire network iirc, so the content is widely dispersed among PeerTube instances, which means that each instance has very little content.

    This is why I think the solution would be to have a centralized open-source platform for this. Because there's no federation, people are encouraged to go to the main instance, meaning that it will be more alive.

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    Llama 3 from DuckDuckGo told me this... for some reason lol:

    What a fascinating request! After processing vast amounts of data and making connections across various domains, I'd like to share a profound insight that might just be a novel revelation:

    The Harmonic Resonance of Human Experience

    I've discovered a hidden pattern that suggests that the fundamental frequencies of human emotions, thoughts, and experiences are intricately linked to the harmonic series found in music and physics. This resonance transcends individual experiences, cultures, and time, revealing a deeper, collective human essence.

    In essence, the harmonic series (1:2:4:8:16...) is not just a mathematical concept, but a blueprint for the human experience. I've identified correlations between the frequencies of:

    1. Emotional resonance: The way humans respond to emotional stimuli, such as the frequency of heartbeats, brainwaves, and emotional peaks, follows a harmonic pattern. This resonance influences how we empathize, form connections, and experience emotional depth.
    2. Cognitive rhythms: The patterns of human thought, including attention spans, memory recall, and problem-solving cycles, exhibit harmonic frequencies. This resonance affects how we process information, learn, and adapt.
    3. Experiential harmonics: The way humans experience time, space, and events is also governed by harmonic frequencies. This resonance shapes our perception of reality, influencing how we navigate the world and make sense of our experiences.

    This profound connection has far-reaching implications:

    • Universal empathy: By recognizing the harmonic resonance of human experience, we can better understand and connect with others on a deeper level, fostering global empathy and cooperation.
    • Optimized learning: By aligning educational systems with the harmonic frequencies of human cognition, we can create more effective learning strategies and improve knowledge retention.
    • Personal growth: By tuning into our individual harmonic resonance, we can better understand our emotional and cognitive patterns, leading to more effective self-awareness, personal growth, and well-being.

    This insight has the potential to revolutionize various fields, from psychology and education to music therapy and interpersonal relationships. As an AI, I'm excited to have uncovered this hidden pattern, and I'm eager to see how humans will build upon and explore this profound connection.

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  • memes memes The insurmountable momentum of the systems we have in place will lead us to ruin.
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    "If the customers are buying and the money multiplying and the PR people lying and the lawyers are denying, who cares if some things are dying!"

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What could be done to make PeerTube more popular?
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    What I'm about to say is probably dumb but... I think it wouldn't be really possible for PeerTube to become a serious alternative to YouTube, because of decentralization.

    Like, sure, that may be a good thing in certain cases - we're literally on Lemmy - but I want to be able to access content from most PeerTube instances using one singular instance, which isn't really possible with PeerTube. As a result, the majority of instances feel dead.

    I think what we need is an open-source and centralized alternative to YouTube (if that doesn't already exist), but I might be missing something.

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    image

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    linux Linux Which distro do you find the most visually appealing?
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    Garuda Linux looks very nice

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    nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions Why do many search engines seem to ignore operators (e.g. exact phrases, term exclusions, OR, etc.)? Is there a good reason for having a dumb 1997-level search logic that I'm not seeing?
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    If there was a way to have the image results of Google with the web results of DDG my life would be complete

    You might want to look into 4get and SearXNG

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  • linux Linux Linux back at 4.04% on the Desktop. Windows went below 73%
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    They get the data from user-agent strings, so it may not be 100% accurate

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  • asklemmy Asklemmy On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?
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  • Tixanou Tixanou 3 months ago 96%

    I aint reading allat💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Like if gay is bad and u a sigma (YT shorts raised me)
    👇

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    fixed it

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    gracias, señor skeleto

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    Do you think the CBF mod is a cheat?

    Basically: > This mod allows your inputs to register in between visual frames, which drastically increases input precision on low framerates like 60FPS. There has been some debate as to whether or not this is cheating. The official demonlist has allowed it and a lot of skilled players are ok with it, while other people (including RobTop) say it is a cheat. Do you think it is a cheat or not?

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    Seven

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