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iRacing in the streets, Mario Kart in the sheets

Hell yes it does. Great games.

Ah, the ol' paddlecock.

Fuck it, all the cool ones get Trump Stumps. Right on the mushroom.

Who drinks warm milkshakes?

The more I stare at his expression, the worse I feel for him. Could you imagine what is going through his head here?

One game was all it took for Big Red to turn from an epic "Not even death can save you from me" into a cartoon villain. Fucker wouldn't shut up throughout Act 4......

You love to see it. Not the junkies trashing the store of course, but the consequences of their actions.

Great movie. Wonder if they'll make a sequel someday.

Freshly reset S20 FE here so this will be fun...

Women are more than happy with their age in their life that is the same for the children who are not married.

K..

NOBODY likes Old Mila Kunis.

I'm pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

Yes, that's Windows 11

How's that even relevant?

Cmon guys, we can say 'fuck' on the internet!

Remember Protocol 3.

Ooof that's worse. LOL

Alright, my question is: do you reckon he drove, or walked to emergency? Pros and cons for each I suppose.

Outside of North America 😳

I had a VERY close call against a cow once. Never seen a coyote, so I can't really compare.

It's actually kind of impressive that even though this post is 2 hours old, we've both gone on and posted different versions of the same meme at the exact same time.

HOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

Just waiting for a mate.

Godzilla is friend-shaped

Exactly why I swore off Razer years ago (besides their shit constantly breaking)

I've had a LOT of Logitech stuff in the past. Hell, all the peripherals on my gaming rig are from them.

The fucking SECOND that they start pulling this Instant Ink subscription bullshit, I'm fucking done. And why the tapdancing christ does a mouse need AI integration? It's done fine for the past 40 fucking years.

Fuckin enshittification man. I'm so disappointed in Logitech.

Can't wait for the McSawdust in 2026!

"THIS! IS WHAT HAPPENS... WHEN YOU USE A WARSHIP AS A BASKETBALL!"

I think you hit the nail on the head there. Even if they were to lower the prices, they'll just make the fucking burgers even smaller.

Does anyone remember how much bigger the Big Mac was in the 90's? Shrinkflation is everywhere.

Or as we call him in his original country, 'Cunt'!

I worked at a Sydney airport shop years ago and she would come through our area from time to time. She was approachable, easy to talk to and despite having big spooky security guys around, was happy to just go shopping and wait for her flight.

The Fijian PM at the time used to come through, crack jokes, run up a bill and then jokingly ask one of his security guys to buy all the stuff for him. He was a really funny bloke and he made our day.

I love that show. It's fucking hilarious!

Cunt Rocket

"I will turn this around," says Perez after looping it in Q1

Can't wait for F1 2: Goin' For A Stroll

The man with the hot dogs looked right at me and said, "holy shit, that bullet was meant for me."

Fucked them off a year and a half ago and haven't been happier. The water's fine!