earth earth A reminder that Triceratops regularly destroyed T. rex's
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    Mess with the bull you get the horns pardner yeehaw deng-cowboy

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    Brave defender of Char, your sacrifice is noted. Enjoy your k-hole in peace.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse Any fellow olds remember when sexting was called "cyber sex" and it's slang was "cyber"?
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    Kiddie creeper alert

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    I fell for one of those as a kid and put in my mom's cc number. Remembered we had to cancel the card.

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank Introducing facecam.ai. facecam.ai enables anyone to convert a single image into a LIVE stream deepfake, instantly and immediately. You can record yourself, switch faces instantly
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    The real use case of this is just for making deepfakes tbh. Which is a really big industry on its own.

    Wow so someone is going to use this for Taylor Swift JOI videos, huh?

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    Gotta applaud them for not going the lazy captain kirk route and having it be a awooga alien lady painted green with antennas.

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    When I discovered porn on the webzone via a friend it ended a long crusade we used to have scouring the woods for porno magazines.

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    All those times I went link dead in Everquest from my grandma picking up the phone oooaaaaaaauhhh

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    I used to roll up into aol chat rooms as a kid and get yelled at by retirees for being too young in the chat.

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    More like cyberbullied smuglord

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    Rule 34 was also called "Disney" since most of the adult fan art was of the princesses.

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    chapotraphouse SorosFootSoldier 3 hours ago 100%
    Any fellow olds remember when sexting was called "cyber sex" and it's slang was "cyber"?

    Now it's a thing Trump says because his neurons fire in his dying brain but I'll always remember it as slang for (.)(.)

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    dredge_tank The Dredge Tank "President Trump just became the first President to send a transaction using Bitcoin." Posted by himself. This is so pathetic that it doesn't even deserve The_Dunk_Tank.
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    Do you know how we have the cyber? It's fantastic. America has the best cyber, everyone is saying it, people come up to me all the time and go "oh, oh, Mr. President, what will you do about the cyber?" and I tell them I'm putting it first, first cyber lady. trump-anguish

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  • creepy creepy The media, Trump AND JD Vance are lying to you about what's really going on in Springfield Ohio.
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    No you fool that's the cover story they leaked to social media!

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    A Haiku by Elon Musk

    I just met you At the company I own You're female Therefore you must rear my children ![my-hero](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3ec1ede7-2359-42c4-b581-6d8131cc49d1.png "emoji my-hero")

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    creepy creepy The media, Trump AND JD Vance are lying to you about what's really going on in Springfield Ohio.
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    Sightings and reported attacks.

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    Stay Woke

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  • games games Nomura moment!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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    Cancel culture strikes again.

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    Oh so it's okay for him to draw male hotties like Cloud but in the FF7 Remake he shrinks down Tifa's boobies and this is ok???

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  • games games There won't actually be a Sims 5 because EA is going to 'disrupt the sequel model' by shoving The Sims 4, Project Rene, and two other games into one 'massive Sims platform'
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    Maxis was murdered for this shit.

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  • anime anime Degwin "Trump" Zabi on the Earth Federation:
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    The cyber newtypes are eating the dogs, they're eating the cats. trump-feed

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    Just don't join a union. trump-moist

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    3 billion dlcs and not one option to woohoo (graphically) a clown. Hire fans.

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  • chapotraphouse chapotraphouse God damn, I love right wing infighting
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    "Hello"

    hahaha

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    Just making friends with billionaire r*pist human traffickers.

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    knight-nod

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  • anime anime Degwin "Trump" Zabi on the Earth Federation:
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    What can I say about my beautiful daughter, Kycillia "Ivanka" Zabi? She's gorgeous. Looks just like her mother, ah but she always wears a mask, I get that, I do, it makes her look tough. Tougher than weak humanoid Kamala Harris. Spacenoids are superior after all. But I hear she's got a new man, M'quve, hell of a guy. Loves antiques and mining, can you believe that? Kind of like Elon Musk, another good friend of mine. Ah but he had some run-ins with the gundam, he even had to use a nuke [crowd boos] oooh oooh I know I know we hate that gundam. That's why, that's why, first day back in office I'm banning anyone from calling it "Gundam", we're gonna call it "White Devil" instead! trump-dapper

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    Up to 20 years old is my general rule of thumb. I aborted my son at 21 though because he was a G*mer.

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    He murdered his band mate right then burned down a church or something? Swell guy.

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  • videos videos Stand-up comedian tired of billionaire worship gets heckled by a bazinga. The bazinga receives what he deserves.
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    Umm excuse me madam but ACKTUALLY Elon Musk is 120% wealthier than Mark Zuckerberg 🤓

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    I'm very proud of my son, Gihren "Don Jr." Zabi, you wouldn't believe. Hell of a guy! Every day he makes me proud. Some very nasty, very rude people on the left call him "Hitler" but I don't, he's my boy, he makes me proud. He gassed the colonies that didn't want to play ball with us. Harsh, but fair. Right now he's leading the fight against the gundam. [crowd boos] Oooh oooh I know, I know! We hate Project V and the federation, we hate them. They stole the mobile suit technology from right under us and built the white devil. No doubt they paid CHYNA to do that. Don't worry folks we're working on it. Big operation coming up in Odessa, top secret stuff, my handsome generals say I shouldn't talk about it. trump-drenched

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    Kim Jong Un. He's like if fucking Putin and Xi went SSJ (super saiyajin) 4

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  • music music *Once again* Rage Against the Machine rages against dipshits that really don't fucking understand Rage Against the Machine
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    The left is the evil empire because pronouns.

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    Degwin "Trump" Zabi on the Earth Federation:

    Folks, folks, the feds they're no good! More and more people are saying it. You've got these bourgeoisie elite living the life of luxury on earth while they ship out the poor to space, bad deal. Believe me, I've made hundreds, no, thousands of deals in my lifetime - and none as rough as this. So what do we do? We declare independence. That's right, that's right! We're the Principality Of Zeon now, bye bye Earth Federation, you were always a loser. And we have mobile suits, folks, the best mobile suits, the zaku and ace pilots like Char. Oh we love Char don't we? Where is he? [looks to the crowd] There he is! I love you so much, you're the best. Loyal guy folks. Loyal as they come, he'd never betray us. ![a-little-trolling](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/add5ddaa-1d34-4345-9aa1-8bbf0e30e56f.png "emoji a-little-trolling")

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    biden-forgor You uh gotta feed and water me twice a day, fat.

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    Garf-Chan is back!

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    Peodphile sex pest alarm going off the scale.

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    Culture war shit is so fucking stupid. Two sports teams cry raging at each other.

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    Elon is literally a samurai warrior poet and you loony leftoids are so jealous, what have YOU done with your life?

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  • news news Beast Games: MrBeast and Amazon named in lawsuit over show (worker exploitation/abuse, sexual harassment)
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    Me watching the squid game show and thinking: "damn, we should do this IRL".

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  • dredge_tank The Dredge Tank It's not terrorism; it's a "counterintelligence operation"
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    Sweetie it's not terrorism because I'm white.

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    Every video game ever has women so you need to stay again from vidya games based proud white man.

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    anime SorosFootSoldier 12 hours ago 100%
    Volcel kid Goku resisted the charm of the temptress Bulma.

    Early Dragon Ball is pretty funny.

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    technology SorosFootSoldier 1 day ago 99%
    PSA: Don't search cute animals on youtube. Your recommendations on the sidebar will have thumbnails of animals in distress for clicks.

    I fucked up my algo watching animal grooming and cute cat videos. Funny enough something I like to watch because it's soothing has turned into something that ruins my day. Kind of fucked that people are using animal abuse for clicks.

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    fakenews SorosFootSoldier 1 day ago 100%
    Kanye "Ye" West and X CEO Elon Musk set to open Donda Academy "2.0".

    The Spacex CEO wrote on X (formally known as twitter) on Tuesday that he was "pleased" to be working with Ye on what he described as "schooling children in the name of god, jesus, and Trump, making them into soldiers of Yahweh to secure a future for white people."

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    fakenews SorosFootSoldier 1 day ago 100%
    Major White House gaff as Joe Biden openly praises accused Trump assassin Ryan Routh:

    Speaking to the crowd in Michigan the president remarked "and we got that guy in uh, in Florida, he uh tried to kill the vice president, Trump, one hell of a guy, they uh they broke the mold when they made him". WH staffers are reeling after the remarks they told hexbear news.

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    [Goal reached for the next few days, looking to still get dinner lined up for later this week] Whatever you can spare so I can get dinner lined up.

    Thanks to a comrade I got some dinner for the next few days, but anything is still helpful so I'll leave this thread up. Title. It has to be a grubhub gift card since that's all I can accept atm. Please DM me for my email and I'd appreciate it if you could bump this post too. Thanks ![penguin-love](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/f8e15910-aba1-4810-8cd6-d2181a0895e9.png "emoji penguin-love")

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    games SorosFootSoldier 2 days ago 100%
    Back at it again with another top 3 hexbear favorites: this time your favorite top 3 D&D games.

    For me: 1. Shadow Over Mystara 2. Pool Of Radiance 3. Neverwinter Nights SOM is my favorite arcade game of all time as well as beat 'em up, the cherry on top is that it's a D&D game. Does it follow the rules and mechanics of the game? Hell no, but it's fun in that it's the soul of the game mixed with fighting game mechanics. Pool Of Radiance is the only Gold Box game I've beat so far. It's primitive but it really does the rules and campaign of AD&D justice. Best to play it with the Gold Box Companion that maps the game for you. NWN is great since it's 3D D&D while like POR it sticks to the rules of 3.5 D&D. Plus it allows you to make your own campaign if you wish or play fan made ones (some of which are really good and outshine Bioware's own).

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    badposting SorosFootSoldier 2 days ago 100%
    Give 👏 Laura 👏 Loomer 👏 A 👏 Gundam 👏

    She's President Trump's strongest soldier so it's only natural.

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    anime SorosFootSoldier 4 days ago 97%
    Ttitle

    Childhood is idolizing Amuro. Adulthood is betraying all your friends like Char.

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    anime SorosFootSoldier 4 days ago 100%
    The great debate: super robots vs real robots?

    Personally I'm a fan of both, although I'm more versed in real robo having watched a lot of gundam and some macross movies. I'd say on the fun scale, super robot is all about that goofiness that defines anime while real robo has some good stories to tell and mechanical designs that wow you.

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    anime SorosFootSoldier 5 days ago 100%
    AK-47/AR-15 Mobile Suit/Gundam. Even in the future the dishonest lyin' fake news media can't get weapon names right. https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c4558934-6ac6-46d2-8f2c-ce5433406697.png

    Manga is Mobile Suit Crossbone Gundam. https://mangadex.org/title/16ebbe9c-2acb-47ba-885b-5ed4bec64293/mobile-suit-crossbone-gundam

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    chapotraphouse SorosFootSoldier 5 days ago 97%
    Wow you young people think you're soooo smart calling someone like me "racist" because I hate black people. Well, asshole, did you know who coined the term RACISM?

    A COMMUNIST. Heh. I bet you feel pretty fucking stupid now, don't you? I will be waiting for your apology.

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    chapotraphouse SorosFootSoldier 5 days ago 93%
    Me: We should improve life under capitalism somewhat.

    Also me: [You've been added to another watch list]

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    badposting SorosFootSoldier 5 days ago 95%
    My neighbor's outdoor cat has a Trump collar now and she told me how she's afraid of being eaten by big scary immigrants.

    She had tears in her little kitty eyes telling me how she lives in fear of the migrant caravan at the border from Haiti.

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    anime SorosFootSoldier 5 days ago 100%
    I have a lot of nostalgia over these SD Gundam model kits.

    https://gundam.fandom.com/wiki/SD_Gundam_G_Generation_Model_Series My local KB Toys carried these (remember them?) and I had a few kits. Pretty sure I had Gundam X and Gundam GP02. Of course I had no idea these SD Gunpla were actually a cross promotion for a PS1 game, G Generation.

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    games SorosFootSoldier 6 days ago 100%
    Anyone want to do a 2x2 of what you're playing?

    Back on my Biohazard and Monster Hunter kick revisiting old favorites from my childhood. Gotta play the new translation of MH 2 Dos. On the RPG front, still playing Ultima Online and am back at it again with Neverwinter Night Enhanced Edition. hbu?

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    food SorosFootSoldier 6 days ago 100%
    If I lived in China I would be happy because every day I could go out and get delicious lo mein noodles for lunch.

    Me trying to get Chinese citizenship: ![](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ac29b508-9910-4a7d-9806-55f2955e5eb3.gif)

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    badposting SorosFootSoldier 6 days ago 100%
    Capitalist SpaceX put a billionaire in orbit AND did a space walk. Heh, what has communism ever done for space exploration? Absolutely nothing.

    Loony communists OWNED ![smuglord](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/97a4a756-428f-4517-846a-1c810805ad28.png "emoji smuglord")

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    レオンの装備 by yoyoyo on pixiv

    https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/3462471 Too bad Leon couldn't equip the tuna you find.

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    chapotraphouse SorosFootSoldier 6 days ago 96%
    The USA is escalating in Ukraine and it feels like nobody gives a shit.

    The fascists in DC want Ukraine to lob missiles deep into Russia and potentially kick off Russia making good on their threat to use nukes and like I said it feels like nobody gives a shit meanwhile the ghouls are in an orgy over okaying this. ![stalin-stressed](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/49ce97a1-cd3d-4104-aff2-652ba59e5780.png "emoji stalin-stressed") Remember to vote for Kamala sweetie because if Trump wins he'll end the war with peace talks.

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    fakenews SorosFootSoldier 1 week ago 100%
    Residents of Springfield Ohio form militia to guard pets in the wake of Trump's remarks post debate.

    The group calls itself "Puppo Protectors" and the logo is two rifles over a Punisher skull with Trump's hair. The town is 72% white according to the last census.

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    games SorosFootSoldier 1 week ago 100%
    Soros' Rule: All games with "Dragon" in the title are good.

    Dragon Quest. Dragon's Dogma. Blue Dragon. Dungeons & Dragons. Double Dragons. Dragon Ball Z. Spyro The Dragon. Dragon Age. Just try and prove me wrong (Pro Tip: You Can't)

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    badposting SorosFootSoldier 1 week ago 100%
    Well it's official, Trump bombed the debate last night and now my wife won't talk to me. Vros, wtf happened?

    I even said a prayer to baby Jesus that he'd win and nothing, nothing happened. It's over.

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    badposting SorosFootSoldier 1 week ago 100%
    My FBI handler is very confused why I'm posting 9/11 memes and Grok images of Elon Musk eating household pets.

    ![](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/38486b35-b61b-4228-bb65-b62a3d773666.jpeg)

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    chapotraphouse SorosFootSoldier 1 week ago 100%
    If Jordan Peterson was smart he'd fund his own branch of psychology, get it accredited through Prager U then charge out the ass to teach people "Petersonian" style psychology.

    My mom died and I need help getting over it. ![yes-honey-left](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/2b0b37d3-74c8-4906-987a-4fa3ee825efa.png "emoji yes-honey-left") [proceeds to complain about transgender people while crying thinking back to Mulan] ![peterson-pill-dinner](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/f3acdab5-5012-48e0-8e17-f35eb82d1793.png "emoji peterson-pill-dinner") Thanks for the advice doc. ![yes-honey-left](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/2b0b37d3-74c8-4906-987a-4fa3ee825efa.png "emoji yes-honey-left")

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    Trump campaign and JD Vance promote false rumors about Haitian immigrants eating pets | CNN Politics www.cnn.com

    We have two fascist parties in the USA, center-right and far-far-far-right.

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    chapotraphouse SorosFootSoldier 1 week ago 98%
    Kamala's "Joy" is my dad, a lifelong democrat calling her the n-word and saying we need to vote for her white VP.

    These people would rather have my dad because he's wealthy than me who's poor.

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