Thank christ my company downsized offices during rona and they couldnt physically fit all of us in if they tried

I used mine for a few months for work. only problem i had with it was it struggled with multiple external monitors. i got it working but i had to fiddle with xrandr everytime i docked it and put it into desktop mode

This was a couple years ago now though, it might be better now.

I love a curry

They should install a tandoori oven in the white house and serve fresh naans to all who enter

im pretty sure we invented it. i may be wrong on that though. we didn't

It's defo in the UK though, i literally just came back from ASDA where i saw it

i wish this were in the UK

self checkout defo requires a lot less people than staffed checkouts.

voat is still a thing?!

Edit: Just checked, it's still a right wing shit hole. i thought it closed down a couple years ago though

batta bing it!

has the added benefit of a satisfying POP! and turning all the lights off too...

ready for bed!

Wont be in time for the election though, so the damage will be done

It's crazy that you guys in the US can get a ticket for crossing the road

i got baked in vondelpark before going there

i imagine the engineering required to get an ICBM to a random pizza hut would be worth a conversation too

you still gotta deal with security though remember

the feds cant do anything if its legal though right?

tbh, i was inspired by a post with the same title while lurking on reddit. i have a rule about not posting there though so i bought the conversation here

most Americans living and working abroad don’t end up actually owing anything. But remember: Even if you don’t owe anything, you will still have to file an annual tax return.

So i pay an accountant to file a tax return once a year. Seems okay. It's a powerful passport

What's top of your list?

it might be legal but you still have to deal with security

I didn't even think of that. i could apply for US and EU passports

The mic is always on for android phones anway, thats how it hears "Hey Google"

I know of an exploit on a horribly designed website for a national car park company that would allow me to write a script that would effectively give me and anyone else i know free parking for ever for all car parks administered by this company in the country (which is a lot of car parks).

So i'd do that

TIL grass shaped hydrocarbons are Woke.

Replacing a "natural" lawn with literal oil byproducts seems more in line with the Republican worldview

you're telling me that all the content i have seen online claiming the moscow metro is the most pristine beautiful metro network in the world is a lie?

occupied Koenigsberg?

RACIST!!!!

Why would anybody buy a Tesla ICE?

Pro elon, Anti EV, chuds

i've done something similar with dd before

oh i've done other fuck ups too...

e.g. one time i ran

rm -r /* 

on a server.

luckily it was a test server, but i did manage to wipe one of the drives shared across the entire testing cluster with that one

i got them a lot more when i was younger.

perhaps because my eyesight was better then? maybe the're still there i and i just dont see them anymore.

i do wear glasses these days

Tesla is going to release an ICE car, i guarantee it

i used to work in remote tech support. one time i disabled the network adapter on the customers computer that i was remoting into

I wish my stereo system in my RX 450h were easily swappable. i haven't had a swappable stereo in a car since my 2005 suzuki wagon

i used to work at a customer service call centre, we had a rule against making outbound calls before 9am

I left .ml for exactly this reason

i remember when virgin media first used tivo boxes. was a simpler time

i always wondered why the arms of wheelchairs weren't adjustable/removable. It seems like it would be a smart thing to implement. I can move my office chair arms up and down, forward and backwards, i even have about 30° of rotation available

open the back of the TV, locate the arial on the board and scratch away the traces leading to it.

i think that will end up pushing discourse on your site towards negativity