It "feels like" 96°F where I live 😫. I don't like the cold, but this is also a lot.

My school district in Florida uses a payment service called "My School Bucks". I use it to reload the cafeteria account, but also to pay for other things like before and after school. So far they haven't charged a use fee. Lunch is about 3.25 (my kid doesn't buy it often), but breakfast is free.

No, but if there's a decent possibility that you might die if someone is not careful with your food, and you don't have access to an epi pen, then why risk your life for a single meal?

WhatsApp is the opposite of annoying, that's why the entire planet uses it, except U.S. Americans for some reason

Why are you a monster? Thai curry is fucking delicious!

What are you talking about? Don't you also draw a line when you choose to eat plants? I don't think they would agree to that. Untill humans develop the ability to photosynthesize, we are going to have to eat other species, there's no way around it.

They destroy your enemies

Even though you're right, context is also important. They're talking about working in an office, so it shouldn't be difficult to understand that they're referring to working 8 hours, from 6:30 AM to 2:30 PM

Parvovirus is going to kill them way before the heartworms have a chance

Impossible

OMG, I would LOVE to see that! He wouldn't last a whole day

Running sucks ass, but cycling is fun. You just need to find something you enjoy

Except a large part of South Florida. They will vote for Republicans because so many Cubans and Venezuelans believe the propaganda that Democrats are socialists.

If you're going to be pedantic, at least be correct. America is an entire continent, with over 30 countries. You're referring only to the United States of America, a single country.

Well, that's lame. It would be cooler if it was just because of bees.

And skinny!

We have a new Brightline in Florida that goes from Orlando to Miami and has about 5 stops in between. It's not super fast (it takes about 3.5h, which is similar to driving), and it can get expensive for a family, but not having to drive on I-95 in South Florida is worth every penny.

it seems to be very popular so far.

79 is still pretty nice. Depending of the humidity, you might not even need AC, just fans

I haven't used cash in like a decade, but I still need to carry my cards, ID and insurance cards just in case. Where else do people carry things?

Oh, man. I can't imagine living with no sun. I'm in Florida and this past "Winter" there was a full 7 days where it was overcast. I almost cried.

LOL. I forgot about that!

Not at all. Grackles are in the same family as orioles and other black and yellow birds.

If it means change, I'll take it!

"dieing"

Bug meat

Because it turns to liquid if it's not refrigerated?

They're like $60. I wouldn't call them cheap as hell, I actually think they're massively overpriced. But the rest is 100% true.

And free rabies!

OP, try again with La Pinta, La Niña or La Santa María

It seems like it would be much cheaper and better to just go to the restaurant and eat there instead of dumping money on doordash

What part of the rest of the world does that?

I'm from the rest of the world that would measure all those things in centimeters. I think only screen sizes and some tools would be in inches

They want the death penalty? I can't with these people, I thought the whole point of banning abortion was that "every life is sacred".

Do they ever get tired of being so hypocritical?

This is the best theory I've heard in a long time

Honorable mention for the Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, Florida.

I think you can drink your water, but keep the bottle and then refill it in the other side of security

The "hassle of cleaning"? Are you sure you're doing it right? It's literally only 3 parts and you just need to rinse them with water, you don't even use soap.

I don't think the first one is irrational

Millennials can't afford mid-life crises :(

Great. They just had a huge soccer tournament there this past weekend, with kids (and parents) travelling from all of Florida and out of State. This is going to be 👍

Oh noooooo!

But that's why I'm not paying $200 to go to a game against Miami. There's no guarantee that he will play