asklemmy Ask Lemmy What weird false belief did you have as a kid?
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    I didn't understand time zones, but heard about "losing" or "gaining" hours when flying, so I thought that time moved differently while you flew, depending on if you were flying with or against the spin of the Earth.

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    I’m assuming it’s the person/bot that downvotes every comment in Cats. I know the admins can see votes, it would be interesting if they were outed some day.

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  • health Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related Preventive care is free by law, but many Americans get incorrectly billed − especially if you’re poor, a person of color or don’t have a college degree
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    Looks like I need to go a-karening about the $200 bill I just paid for a mammogram. Thanks Kaiser.

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    Political Memes I_Fart_Glitter 2 days ago 97%
    The Satanic Temple is at it again!

    https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fundraiser The Satanic Temple is opening a second abortion clinic! Donors can vote on the name. My favorites: Beelzabort The Preemptive Stork’s Abortion Clinic, and Ejaculate Misconception Family Unplanning Clinic

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    memes memes *click click click*
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    I used to know someone who drove one almost like this. It was a RAV4 though. He was a swole short stack with bouncy blond curls who was always laughing and flirting and the car fit his personality to a T.

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  • cat cats Help with congested cat?
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    Mine had a fungal infection that caused congestion. The blood test is pricey but worth it to catch it early.

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  • memes memes They used to have 8 plus cashiers... I won't steal but I don't need to report it.
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    If you're ever feeling too confident in your appearance, go through the Target self check and watch yourself on the screen. I'm a pretty normal looking person, but goddamn.. not at the Target self check. Maybe people steal less when they feel bad about themselves..?

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    I'm sure most of what they do is great. My only experience with them is a really unfortunate beef they took up with a bakery I worked at. Before they started their theatrics, we had a row of clean bins behind the bakery where expired bread that had been returned from grocery stores was placed before being sold to a pig farm. People could quietly go get what ever they wanted, whenever they wanted. We put them there to be discreet.

    So the FNB folks show up and start, like an anti (our bakery) campaign, putting up signs all over the place about how we throw away edible food because the government pays us to(?) and everyone should storm the dumpster area and liberate the bread.

    This caused a much less discreet situation (people showing up and screaming at us and the neighbors while filling vehicles with bread that they would then "distribute" to homeless camps and full loaves of packaged bread became a ubiquitous litter item in the area) which of course attracted the attention of the health department who made us move the bins to a secure area and install individual locks on each one (a huge pain in the ass for the workers).

    The reason for all the extra bread is another story, to do with grocery stores insisting on planned over buying to maintain "bountiful shelves" and then forcing companies to buy back what didn't sell in the allotted time. Trader Joes having empty bread shelves at the end of the day is a really good thing.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy How do you feel about Kamala Harris prosecuting thousands of people for smoking pot while she did the same thing?
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    https://www.marijuanamoment.net/trump-claims-harris-jailed-thousands-and-thousands-of-black-people-over-marijuana-but-her-actual-record-as-a-prosecutor-is-more-nuanced/

    Much has changed since then. She sponsored a comprehensive federal legalization bill in the Senate, and she’s called for ending prohibition altogether as recently as this March, at a roundtable event with pardon recipients where she also called on the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to quickly reschedule cannabis, as the Justice Department has since formally proposed.

    If elected, Harris would become the first president who openly supports marijuana legalization. And the list of potential running mates that she’s reportedly considering also includes a majority who share that position, as well as some who have signed legalization into law in their state.

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/emilyearlenbaugh/2024/08/07/harris-walz-is-first-major-ticket-to-support-cannabis-legalization/

    While Harris has a complicated history with cannabis policy, she has come out in full support of legalization in recent years, sharing that “the War on Drugs was an abject failure. It's time to legalize marijuana and bring justice to people of color harmed by failed drug policies.”

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  • nostupidquestions No Stupid Questions How do I alleviate bitterness due to lack of intimacy?
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    Cognitive behavioral therapy workbooks work almost as well without a therapist as with one. You just have to have the self discipline to actually do it.

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes Unions are what you need.
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    Anyone else delete Duolingo yesterday when the owl suddenly looked sick and haggard with snot coming out of his nose? It was odd the first time when they just made him haggard, this was gross and annoying. I need a new language app.

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  • health Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related Catching up on sleep at weekends may lower heart disease risk by a fifth – study
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    OR! I could go to sleep at a reasonable hour on work nights instead of staying up watching crime dramas while playing mindless games on my phone.. Naw... not gonna do that..

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  • california California California officials get aggressive on homelessness after Supreme Court ruling
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    Get aggressive about not letting corporations hoover up all the housing and price gouging renters. A stupid amount of housing is being built in CA right now. Homeowners are being tirelessly harassed by Blackstone to sell their homes at well over market value in an effort to get all the houses out of private ownership. Like, ALL of them.

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    Pizza was the coveted flavor because kids = love pizza. But it was so bad. And you had to convince yourself that the rectangle of cardboard "crust", the cold sauce packet and unmelted shredded cheese product were just absolutely making your day, because this is a treat. I will enjoy this. My friends are envious. Today is a good day.

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  • writingprompts Writing Prompts [WP] You like farmer's markets, but your local one is pretty strange; there you can find whole tentacles, pickled eyeballs in a jar, homemade books with unknown leather covers, pig feet, and more.
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    asklemmy Ask Lemmy What is the phenomenon of time bending after 2020 called?
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    Journaling and mindfulness meditation help with this and are free (except the cost of a journal if you get a physical one).

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  • youshouldknow You Should Know YSK that dogs can't eat peanuts but can eat peanut butter.
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    Gestation? They will birth the peanuts?

    https://www.petmd.com/dog/nutrition/can-dogs-eat-peanuts (answer: yes, but raw peanuts can have mold, so cooked is better. They are a high fat, "sometimes treat")

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  • microblogmemes Microblog Memes Respect for hippos.
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    Deer will MONCH on some bird nests full of eggs and babies. Also on adult birds if they are injured or caught on something.

    Fucking deer. Get out of my roses.

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  • science science Twilight zones discovered deep underground – and sceintists don't know what they are
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    Why all the downvotes? I guess "twilight zones" is a little click baity, but it's just an article about the little understood geology of Earth's lower mantle. It's neat, I think.

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  • nonpolitical_memes Non-Political Memes My wife is angry with somebody at our bank.
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    A really sweet friend of mine got very angry at a member of her crafting group. So she sent everyone, including the offender, a care package but hers was not quite as nice as the others. SO THERE. She felt very vindicated.

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  • asklemmy Ask Lemmy What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?
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    I'm allergic to chocolate solids but can eat cocoa butter. So, in a society that is unreasonably obsessed with chocolate, it is nice that there is occasionally a "white chocolate" option on things that for some reason come in 15 flavors of chocolate and little else.

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    I adore David Mitchell and his rants. I really liked the one about how "rape" should not become socially acceptable and silly when followed by "pillage" just because the Vikings are depicted as having worn silly hats.

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    4 weeks ago 100%

    A South African friend of mine says "Saturday" for the upcoming one and "Week Saturday" for the one that is a week and some days away. I'm not sure how widespread that is, she's the only one I've heard use it, but it does seem more clear.

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  • funny Funny: Home of the Haha Too hot to go out anyway
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    You get 8, evenly spaced holidays per year and they have nothing to do with Blue Eyed Jesus OR capitalism!! And they work just fine if you're an atheist, you can just celebrate the Earth's relative position to the sun.

    Add the full moons and you're never far from a holiday.

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    I've started using the Celtic calendar to mark the seasons. I don't have kids or a summer break, so it just helps avoid frustration at the weather. It fits better with the seasons where I live. It puts the solstices and equinoxes as the "peak" of the season instead of the beginning of the season like US calendars do. This is closer to how the weather works where I live in California.

    Summer starts in the beginning of May (Beltane/May Day), peaks in June on the longest day of the year (Midsummer/Litha/Summer Solstice) and ends in the beginning of August (Lughnasadh/Lamas/First Harvest).

    This also means that Christmas/Winter Solstice/Yule is peak winter, not the "first day of winter" which always seemed stupid to me, and Halloween is the closing of Fall.

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  • world World News Japan is recycling food waste back into food with fermentation
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    OH, I get it. The pick up price is the purchase price. That's pretty clever. Does that mean the trash collectors have to pick every bag up by hand and glance at the contents? How many categories of trash/bag are there?

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    Interesting! Does the curbside program bill you by weight as well? That sounds labor intensive, compared to here where you just rent the $small, $$medium or $$$large bin and pay quarterly regardless of use. And recycling and composting are free.

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    That is neat! But since it charges you to put things in, wouldn't that encourage people to just throw their food in the trash? Or is that discouraged somehow?

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    The county I live in (Northern California) requires that household food waste go into the curbside compost bin, or home compost. They do random checks to make sure you haven’t put any food in the landfill bin and you can get a fine.

    It gets turned into compost for landscaping, along with the yard waste, not food though.

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    Disney Vacation I_Fart_Glitter 2 months ago 98%
    How to be a tooth cursing office wizard

    https://www.wikihow.com/Excuses-for-Being-Late-to-Work

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    Butt!
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    Funny: Home of the Haha I_Fart_Glitter 2 months ago 98%
    Apple Rankings by a guy who has big feelings about apple varieties.

    >🏅 #1 RANKED YELLOW APPLE > >The Opal apple looks like it shit itself. I apologize for being uncouth but there is no more apt observation. Just look at the top of it. The Opal apple looks like a jaundiced, freckled, unwiped anus. In fact, this may be the ugliest apple of the modern era. That being said, if you’re going to be an ass, you might as well be a good ass. And like a good ass, the Opal apple is exceptionally sweet and juicy. In fact, the complex flavor profile featuring hints of banana, coconut, and pear make this Czech-born, oddly-named monstrosity a delight to consume. And while the outside may be stained with a toddler’s accident, in an ironic twist, the interior of the apple does not brown for quite some time. So I say, if you’re looking to spice up your life with something a little different, close your eyes and eat ass. Who am I to judge? > >BONUS POINTS: +2 Taste

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    Misleading Thumbnails I_Fart_Glitter 2 months ago 88%
    Angry Owl with His Arms Crossed

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17378827 > Info on the bigot Nick Adams: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator) > > Relevant part: > > > Adams opposes education regarding LGBTQ topics in schools and said that only a "bad parent" would take their children to see a drag queen show.[18] LGBTQ Nation, an online news magazine, has alleged Adam's apparent hypocrisy on this topic as he has suggested taking children to Hooters.[18]

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    Butt!
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    What's this Bug? I_Fart_Glitter 3 months ago 100%
    Found these while digging a planting hole and again when emptying a wooden barrel planter. Termites?
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    Science Fiction I_Fart_Glitter 4 months ago 91%
    No spoilers please, but does Old Man’s War get better?

    I’ve been really enjoying John Scalzi’s catalog- Started with Starter Villain (delightful!), The Kaiju Preservation Society (Sweet..), Lock In + Head On (fun who-done-its), The Android’s Dream (clever, enjoyable read), Agent to the Stars (funny, creative, pretty good). I’m half way through the first book of Old Man’s War and it’s depressing AF. I don’t see how it’s going to get any more light hearted, given the subject matter. All the aliens are enemies, more battle scenes than anything else, graphic descriptions of war injuries and deaths.. I’m not really compelled to keep going. Can anyone vouch for it being worth it to continue? Edit: I'm realizing that "better" isn't a good descriptor. I guess what I mean is "Will there be fewer graphic descriptions of injuries and death; as well as general despair on the part of the MC." It is a "good" book by all metrics except "feel-goodiness" and "Not making me queasy at descriptions of faces being blown apart." I'd come to expect a light and clever romp from John Scalzi, and from everyone's replies, he is more varied in his styles than I'd previously been aware. I'd been half hoping this would all resolve into a lovely, heartwarming story about how the universe was saved by a race of benevolent, highly intelligent cats who tricked everyone into getting along. I tried to go further this morning and am, for now going to set it aside after another scene with an exploding face. Thanks to all who replied!

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    Kimmy Schmidt goes grocery shopping! www.cnbc.com

    54% of young Americans say food costs are the biggest strain on their finances

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    A river otter took a selfie in Ridley Creek, ending a 100-year absence for ‘the most elusive aquatic animal in Pa.’ www.inquirer.com

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/15413239 > The sighting shows that the revival of the animal, which was once nearly extirpated from Pennsylvania, continues throughout the region. > > The river otter ogled the camera, posing for an inadvertent selfie on a chilly winter night. The adult critter explored its surroundings for 45 minutes before slipping off into the darkness, ever elusive. > > The unexpected December cameo marked the first known presence of a river otter along the Ridley Creek watershed in Chester County for 100 years, signifying that the revival of the animal, once nearly extirpated from Southeastern Pennsylvania, continues throughout the region. > > “We haven’t caught much else by way of footage, but a homeowner has reported seeing it swim in their pond just few weeks ago, which is a good sign that it’s hanging out in the area,” said Lauren McGrath, director of the watershed protection program for the Willistown Conservation Trust, a nonprofit in Chester County. > > McGrath’s team installed a game camera on private property to monitor beaver on private land near where the trust recently acquired 90 acres of the 218-acre Kirkwood Farm at Plumstock and Providence Roads in Willistown. > > More in link.

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    [OC] Geranium bum
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    Climate Hope I_Fart_Glitter 5 months ago 100%
    Conservation slowing biodiversity loss, scientists say www.bbc.com

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14705005 > **Conservation actions are effective at reducing global biodiversity loss, according to a major study.** > > International researchers spent 10 years looking at measures, from hatching Chinook salmon to eradication of invasive algae. > > The authors said their findings offered a "ray of light" for those working to protect threatened animals and plants.

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    Gardening I_Fart_Glitter 6 months ago 100%
    Met some new friends in the garden today!

    ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b76f79a2-b8b0-4a55-96c3-e69430a0cdc9.jpeg) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_skink

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    Crows I_Fart_Glitter 6 months ago 100%
    Crow [OC]
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    Raining I_Fart_Glitter 7 months ago 84%
    Fixed it..
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