HonkTonkWoman 4 days ago • 100%
If you want a straight line, you have to put a single penny in the bed of the truck. The weight is enough to cause it to pop a wheelie!
HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 100%
HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 83%
Thanks for this. Helpful comment.
Question: Can someone report anonymously to a non emergency number?
I mean I get you probably shouldn’t call animal control or something, but if someone just really does not want to involve themselves with police/emergency services, is there a better option?
I helped open a community center in my hometown. We had more than a handful of volunteers who were brought up with a “no 911” mindset.
I guess I’m just curious if there’s an option for folks who are just flat out opposed.
Pay phone is anonymous answer, but the finger condom requirement will likely yield laziness.
HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 100%
HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 50%
HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 66%
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HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 87%
Will you please re-read my comment? I specifically asked how to report it anonymously & in no way mentioned the police.
Please please please use some basic cognitive skills here.
HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 71%
HonkTonkWoman 2 weeks ago • 100%
Maybe, but it was the marketing industry that beat that dead horse first. They killed that horse back in the 90’s & it was already pretty lumpy by the time Reddit got ahold of it in ‘05.
Doesn’t make the Reddit use any more palpable, just saying it’s been around for a bit…
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 50%
What an unhelpful reply.
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
Honest question, you seem like a great person to ask.
In the event fingerprints weren’t a issue…
What would be the best way go about this anonymously?
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
For the idiots like me, joke is in the title… took me way too long. I kept looking at the guy going “he ain’t got a left” 🤣
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
“Calm down puddin’, ain’t nobody tryin’ to eat your pie…. -SMACK-”
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
lol, I don’t think most incels could find a truck stop if they wanted too. There aren’t any to stop at along the way between their rage boners & their keyboards…
I wanna fuel a new complex within the religious right! Now that crowd values a truck stop!
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 30%
You haven’t been paying much attention to the current state of journalism, have you?
Twitter is a decent portion of their revenue stream, and given that none of us want to pay them for their efforts, what do you suggest they do?
Those clicks are their livelihood & we’re all sitting here reading the article pasted directly to this thread.
WE, INCLUDING YOU, ARE COMPLICIT IN THIS TOO.
E: “I don’t wanna pay for the news, I want journalists to forgo their living & only post their work on sites I’m actually willing to steal their content from”
Keep on downvoting children. Y’all suck as humans.
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
This needs to become a modern day chick tract. Print up tons of this meme & leave them in truck stop bathrooms across the country!
You can follow it up with one about how Viagra will make hair grow on your palms!
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
It’s Tabasco sauce! They use it for Bloody Mary’s & pepper spraying bigoted patrons.
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
Look, I’m no aficionado, but this piece is just transcendent. Sure, this starts off a bit messy, but it becomes a solid poop joke several stories up.
Let’s not discount the importance of this piece here.
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
So if a Kentucky Shower is gettin naked in the rain, this would be a…
Florida Flash Splash?
Arkansas Southpaw?
Texas Turd Step?
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
LIVESTREAM
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.
Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
Take it to a Brian Eno, they’ll swap out it with a steamy fetid one, a few questions asked.
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
🎶 foetus in the morning, foetus in the evening, foetus at supper time… 🎶
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
What do they look like after you eat one?
HonkTonkWoman 3 weeks ago • 100%
Roughly 11” of the British Trouser to 9.5” of the American Pantaloon.
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
But have you enjoyed the culinary delicacy that is TREET?
E: Albeit, I’d be lying if I didn’t suggest that you hold out for our true hero here in the states:
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
Ahem. That chlorine-washed minced amalgam has a name.
…and it comes in a can. Does your amalgam come in a can?
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
Baste a turkey with peanut butter. Stuff it with pulled pork/sausage & slaw. Smoke it or grill it.
It’s good any day of the week!
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
You got a newsletter? I’d subscribe.
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
Hell. Yes.
Fry up that skin like a piece of bacon. Brine some tomatoes. Mix up some concoction of mayo/gravy/whatever suits your liking…
Or…
Dice up that turkey & skin. Press it together into discs with the leftover stuffing/dressing, and brown it up like a patty with some butter…
This goes surprisingly well with a bit of canned cranberry mixed with mayo.
Leftover Turkey sandwich time is the Holiest time of the year.
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
Well, the last guy they let have falcon killed a baby black bear & blamed it on a bicyclist…
I’m guessing they needed to sure up their ranks after that nonsense.
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
There are two wolves inside of you.
You don’t have insurance, but you do have access to a third wolf…
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
Oo-De-Lally Oo-De-Lally Oo-De-Lally
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
It’s the lack of extraneous gold fringe tassels that really tells you something. So many times these contracts are null & void right out the gate because some goober wants to fancy it up with unnecessary gold tassels.
This contract though… this contract is surely worth its weight in gold plated fiddles.
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
don’t you test us now… that’s how you get an Arby’s in your town.
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
Wait… Like the Principality of Sealand?
Was Major Bates still there?
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
May I suggest…
“A Relatively Unheard of Agreement in a Mild Shade of Aquamarine?”
HonkTonkWoman 4 weeks ago • 100%
I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Eurima Niccipe, aka Sleepy Orange, coming into land on a flowering butterfly bush, while releasing its proboscis to feed. [Gallery Here](https://postimg.cc/gallery/0qdfwv6x).
[Gallery.](https://postimg.cc/gallery/RzLPNNdK) Love these friends, their armor plating looks so cool!
Brined overnight. Sous Vide bath seasoned with roasted garlic, homegrown basil, oregano, & Rosemary for 2 hours at 130° before searing in cast iron.
First Eastern Black Swallowtail of the season. Eastern Black Swallowtails are all females. They sport an alternate coloration from the yellow & black Eastern Tiger Swallowtails. This black coloration is not considered ideal for mating chances, but it does help these ladies live longer & avoid predators. [Gallery Here](https://postimg.cc/gallery/2N35xYYg)
Taken at Reynolda Gardens in Winston Salem, NC
Rest in Chaos Mark
Baby deer caught in my backyard. Yes, she escaped safely & reunited with mom a few minutes after they were taken.
Luke, a golden doodle, finally caught some shut eye after the assholes down the street quit with the fireworks. Happy Memorial Day!
It’s gurgling up outta the ground in my backyard. Rural NC, Piedmont area. ![Close Up](https://i.imgur.com/RBU9xq4.jpeg)
Eclipse 2024.
Found a Luna Mouth in my backyard. ![Luna Moth](https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/3cf2a355-9f76-4ca6-a9ef-44aa3a6f554a.webp)
Orchid at the Reynolda House Gardens in Winston Salem, NC.
I hate the Tarheels.
Spent Thanksgiving on St George Island in Florida. Caught some amazing time lapses, Gulf Fritillaries, a Great Blue Heron, and this Van Gogh-Esque shot over the gulf.
Does anyone know what type of bat this? Poor little bugger hit my office window a while back. Was unconscious, or stunned for a bit, but did manage to fly off. [Alternate angle.](https://i.postimg.cc/fWttpBDc/IMG-0829.jpg) Edit: I’m in the Piedmont, NC area if that helps.
[OC] Caught the Black-Crowned Night Herons under the Main Street bridge in Jacksonville, FL & the Great Blue Heron on St. George Island
I’m in inland NC as tropical storm Ophelia approaches our coast. Steady winds here already with 25-30mph gusts & building. Late season Zebra Swallowtail popped by for a snack before the storm picks up here. Lil bugger was getting blown around sideways trying to hang on.
and if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my…. WOOOO!! Miss ya Clarence
A Red Spotted Purple, aka a Whirt Admiral, showing off the underside of its wings. Marked with reddish Orange spots over a gray to deep blue to black gradient. These butterflies use mimicry to blend in with more dominant species in their area. [This one is mimicking an Eastern Black Swallowtail](https://i.postimg.cc/ryxR8q5d/IMG-6040.jpg).
Found a mushroom growing up in a tree in my backyard. Curious to know what variety it is. Any information is appreciated!
Found in rural NC, Piedmont area.
Had a black snake living my backyard for a couple of years & named her Mirtha. Mirtha was good folk, ate mice, kept copperheads at bay, & occasionally got a lil fancy trying to eat hummingbirds. This year Mirtha made herself more visible to us. She was showing up in higher traffic areas, seemed to have a blockage in her belly. A friend, who’s a herpetologist at a local university, connected us with the reptile team at NC State University. We drove Mirtha to Raleigh for help. Sadly, we learned that Mirtha had eggs from last year that she could not birth. The eggs had begun deteriorating & created the risk of sepsis; Mirtha was euthanized & laid to rest. I never thought I’d cry over a black snake, but damn do I miss Mirtha…
Tent Moth Caterpillar being kinda cute, before destroying all of the foliage…
Two Red-Shouldered Hawks calling out, locating, & mating with each other. These two have nested above my backyard for the past year or so. It’s been interesting to watch them.
A pair of Red-Shouldered Hawks calling out to & locating each other, before mating. Photos taken near Lake Townsend, Greensboro, NC.
Pink & White Moth Orchids. Taken at the Reynolds House Gardens, Winston Salem, NC.
Photos of the farm I grew up on through an infrared filter. I have not missed my camera, just used the filter & channel swapped RGB values to achieve the look.