I predict this will be quite tame compared to the rest of this thread but here you go anyway:

Our scene opens on a person with a bass guitar, practicing some sick slap bass perched upon an IKEA office chair. The player is lost in the zone, all mental facilities put to work making every strike with the thumb is accurate and powerful, and every pop of the fingers sends the strings into the fretboard with a gorgeous thwack! The sound is heavenly, a deep, rich, cutting tone- full of appropriate levels of CLANK and SNAP. The short riff being performed to a concert of no-one reaches its magnificent height, a slammingly heavy riff sounding like a funky machine gun, the bassists hands become a blur, the strings vibrate with precision and power, a glorious cacophony of ma-

kkrrmp.

Oh crap, I broke a string

Dude I can't thank you enough this is incredible! Seriously this is really useful :)

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT AMGONNABFIGIENAV inchorenent singing

I'm a computing/music student thinking of getting into plugin design and similar stuff, I'm curious what plugin design is like and what it consists of. Is there any like quick tips or bits of information you could give me about the field?

High quality recorded audio everywhere I go

I've had good experiences with their wired mice + soft, but I've never had a keyboard from them

Zwei

I see these fuckers every day and I don't even live in the same quarter of the earth as the U.S

Not a lefty myself, but it's always great to see stuff like this

If your going to get a guitar with built in effects, I would also look into getting a keyboard amp. Your guitar will have digital cabinets built in, which sound horrible when played through a guitar amp.

When using the built in cabinets, your guitar will process the sound of a guitar speaker onto the signal from the guitar. Guitars are designed to be listened through guitar speakers, so they sound weird without them. The inverse is also bad. if you process your guitar signal with a guitar speaker then send it into a guitar amplifier with a guitar speaker, you double dip with the sound of the speaker and you get the opposite but equally worse problem.

If you want to play amplified with all the effects you have, then you'll need a keyboard amp. The speaker in a keyboard amp is designed to not affect the sound, which will let you use the guitars speaker simulations without double dipping with effects.

You could also just turn the speaker sim off, which is far easier.

Sincerely, someone who couldn't figure out why their guitar sounded horrible for a week.

I think these are very cool but I've never known why the teams make these sick ass posters so much

YEAAAHHHH OPTIMISTIC NIHILISM MENTIONED

Nutrition, the money that could be saved would be sick

Thanks bro :)

Now this is the stuff I want to see more of

Upisnotjump. It's just not my thing anymore

This is a dad joke in meme form and I could not be happier

My mixing studio monitors, I haven't properly gotten into mixing yet.

Going Under does this

I'm alright with this as long as you pirate it lol

You Will Be Okay - Sam Haft (Stolas' Lullaby)

Listened to it when I thought one of my friends went missing/died and listened to it when I almost ruined my closest friendship. It's been there for me man

Thanks dude :)

Ive written most of a song which is pretty cool

Oooh I see what you mean now!

I really quite enjoyed it, but if you have 0 stomach for musicals you won't like it

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!

Fuck yeah, moon hooch slaps

Yeah, just do a little piracy

I play bass in a few bands, rhythm is tough but learnable. Easiest way to get good timing fast is:

1. Listen to the music you want to play first. If you only have the sheet music, Musescore is a fantastic software to hear sheet music.
2. Keeping the rhythm that your heard in mind, play what you want to play. Once you get it, it will feel right. If not, play the music VERY slowly, slow enough that you can do it quite easily. Set a metronome to this slow speed, then increase the BPM by 5. Find your limit, back off the BPM slightly, then practice at that speed until you can nail it.
3. I cannot stress this enough, record your playing! Knowing how you sound is so so so helpful, it lets you hear what your playing without the distraction of actually playing. Super helpful to see exactly how and where your out of time.

Saved this to listen on my good setup at home :)

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Seriously good photo tho

I play the trumpet, they are certified in trumpeting. Move along folks, nothing to see here

How people fight the hexbears lol

B e h o l d the divine might

This is the best comment I've read today

Good context, thanks gamer

Nah you valid I'm weird as shit haha

Yeah I boot to BIOS then decide which OS I wanna run, I keep stuff separate

Feels like if you run into a hedge it should puncture you like a cactus lol

I don't really use anything specific every time I open my pc, so it works for me