I don't know if I can come up with a lazier political meme than this. Took virtually no thought at all. Any idiot could have put this together. Seriously. It's like I'm not even pretending to try to come up with an idea.

Dad Jokes EndOfLine • 1 week ago • 99%

Apparently he only does odd jobs.

Ask Lemmy EndOfLine • 2 weeks ago • 57%

I have been using ChatGPT because it was the big name early on and I have never really looked into any alternatives. With the rapid growth of AI assisted services, I am curious to hear what others are using.

Lemmy Shitpost EndOfLine • 7 months ago • 92%

www.youtube.com

It somehow makes more and less sense, all at the same time.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/2589536 > After a woman escaped from a makeshift “dungeon” made of cinder blocks in a man’s Oregon home, the FBI says it is looking for additional victims in other states. > > The man, 29-year-old Negasi Zuberi, was taken into federal custody on suspicion of kidnapping across state lines after a woman from Seattle escaped from his home in Klamath Falls, Oregon, according to a news release from the FBI Portland Field Office. The woman also said she was sexually assaulted, the FBI said. > > Zuberi, who has lived in at least 10 states since 2016, has been linked to violent assaults in at least four states, according to the FBI. Investigators have reason to believe there could be several other victims, the agency said. Zuberi was indicted by a federal grand jury in Oregon on one count of kidnapping and one count of transportation with intent to engage in sexual activity, court documents filed Wednesday show.

News EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 98%

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> After a woman escaped from a makeshift “dungeon” made of cinder blocks in a man’s Oregon home, the FBI says it is looking for additional victims in other states. > The man, 29-year-old Negasi Zuberi, was taken into federal custody on suspicion of kidnapping across state lines after a woman from Seattle escaped from his home in Klamath Falls, Oregon, according to a news release from the FBI Portland Field Office. The woman also said she was sexually assaulted, the FBI said. > Zuberi, who has lived in at least 10 states since 2016, has been linked to violent assaults in at least four states, according to the FBI. Investigators have reason to believe there could be several other victims, the agency said. Zuberi was indicted by a federal grand jury in Oregon on one count of kidnapping and one count of transportation with intent to engage in sexual activity, court documents filed Wednesday show.

Dad Jokes EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 91%

but I've never had the seed money.

FoodPorn EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 86%

Green eggs are made by running spinach, feta cheese and egg run through the blender.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/1199732 > California’s governor announced Friday that he won’t ask the state Supreme Court to block parole for Charles Manson follower Leslie Van Houten, paving the way for her release after serving 53 years in prison for two infamous murders. > > [nbclosangeles](https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/national-international/leslie-van-houten-follower-of-cult-leader-charles-manson-is-one-big-step-closer-to-freedom/3184191/) > > In a brief statement, the governor’s office said an appeal was unlikely to succeed. > > Newsom is disappointed, the statement said. > > “More than 50 years after the Manson cult committed these brutal killings, the victims’ families still feel the impact,” the statement said. > > Van Houten, now in her 70s, is serving a life sentence for helping Manson and other followers in the 1969 killings of Leno LaBianca, a grocer in Los Angeles, and his wife, Rosemary. > > Van Houten could be freed in about two weeks after the parole board reviews her record and processes paperwork for her release from the California Institution for Women in Corona, her attorney Nancy Tetreault said. > > She was recommended for parole five times since 2016 but Newsom and former Gov. Jerry Brown rejected all those recommendations. > > However, a state appeals court ruled in May that Van Houten should be released, noting what it called her “extraordinary rehabilitative efforts, insight, remorse, realistic parole plans, support from family and friends” and favorable behavior reports while in prison. > > “She’s thrilled and she’s overwhelmed,” Tetreault said. > > “She’s just grateful that people are recognizing that she’s not the same person that she was when she committed the murders,” she said. > > After she's released, Van Houten will spend about a year in a halfway house, learning basic life skills such as how to go to the grocery and get a debit card, Tetreault said. > > “She’s been in prison for 53 years. ... She just needs to learn how to use an ATM machine, let alone a cell phone, let alone a computer,” her attorney said. > The Manson Family > > Van Houten and other Manson followers killed the LaBiancas in their home in August 1969, smearing their blood on the walls after. Van Houten later described holding Rosemary LaBianca down with a pillowcase over her head as others stabbed her, before herself stabbing the woman more than a dozen times. > > “My family and I are heartbroken because we’re once again reminded of all the years that we have not had my father and my stepmother with us,” Cory LaBianca, Leno LaBianca's daughter, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Friday. > > “My children and my grandchildren never got an opportunity to get to know either of them, which has been a huge void for my family,” said Cory La Bianca, who is 75. > > The LaBianca murders happened the day after Manson followers killed actress Sharon Tate and four others. Van Houten did not participate in the Tate killings.

Would You Rather EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 100%

Everybody that speaks, writes, sings, etc to you directly or as part of a group would be physically incapable of saying something they knew to be untrue. Anybody attempting to lie would uncontrollably tell the truth instead. This only applies if you are physically in the audience. Example, btoadcasts and pre-recordings would not be covered by this, but all live performances would. Or You have a device, about the size of a mobile phone, that allows you to see and hear any event that has occurred. You only need to provide coordinates and a date to observe what happened at that place and time. Only events that are occurred 10 years or more ago and occurred on the planet Earth (up to 5 mi / 8 km above the surface) are accessible. You can swivel your perspective, but you cannot move around (so no following if your subject leaves the area or moving to peak behind / under anything). Once you start viewing a moment, events play out in real time and you can watch as long as you want. Nobody but you is able to witness the events and you cannot make any recordings.

Los Angeles EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 100%

abc7.com

> In two weeks crews will begin installing the base of the shuttle's rocket boosters in the new Samuel Oschin Air and Space Center building. > Other parts will be moved over the next six months. > You'll have until the end of December to see the shuttle in its current horizontal position.

World News EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 96%

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The tourist who was filmed apparently carving his name into a wall of Rome’s 2,000-year-old Colosseum late last month has sent a letter of apology to the local prosecutor’s office, his defense lawyer told CNN on Thursday. “I admit with the deepest embarrassment that only after what regrettably happened, I learned of the antiquity of the monument,” the alleged perpetrator wrote in his letter to the prosecutor, his lawyer, Alexandro Maria Tirelli, told CNN. The tourist’s name is Ivan Dimitrov, his lawyer told CNN.

The Refrigerator EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 88%

The SO and I like to travel and getting tattoos. In Sept of last year we decided to combine those two interests and start getting "bumper sticker" tattoos for each of the 50 US states. The idea is we find a place that can take walk-ins, give them minimal criteria for the tattoo and let the artist have free reign for the rest. This is our 3rd state tattoo. The criteria for this was "color; a slot machine with an alien, a martini glass, and a heart showing on the wheels". I am so pleased with the results that I want the same artist to do my disco ghost tattoo in August. The SO got an alien Frank Sinatra (which can be seen on the artists Instagram). Artist: [Jake Seeland](https://instagram.com/jakeypoo702)

No Stupid Questions EndOfLine • 1 year ago • 92%

I saw this the other day and it has been driving me nuts trying to figure out what it means.