Slow Spinny Disk (SSD)

It must be really relaxing to go through life with a brain as smooth as yours

The West Wing looks so fucking anachronistic now

They know their members are for Trump but Harris will win. Only logical choice

Lada

Weatherwax/Ogg 2024

Thanks, I hate it

Can VPs drop out even if they want to? I don’t think you can after a certain date. You can do a Shermanesque declaration and resign but the office would still be yours if you ran, declared you were dropping out, then won

Fuck ‘em

Makes it so hard to use console command history

They said regulate, it’s up to the industry to create a compliant product

Gilt by association

Heaven Knows In My Ass

Letter sent! Thanks for the link. Hope you guys can get restrictions lifted soon

The savings are unbelievable!!

E3

Mosquitoes: Fuck this guy in particular

Hardest part about moving away from Hawaii is not being able to grab a Spam Musubi from 7/11

It’s even funnier the second time

Incompetence gremlins. Extremely difficult to remove because they start to affect exterminators immediately

Everyone has a test environment. Some people also have production environments

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

They had to do something with all of those rusty Soviet AKs

Early Reddit was very libertarian, you would not believe how big Ron Paul was. It went more to the left once it got a mainstream audience

I bet you make the if it doesn’t scan it’s free joke every time

They’re going to start scanning Costco cards on entry now so that will end

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/taboo

Yep they sound like seagulls

Yep, everyone around him will give him advice to his advantage and he’ll ignore it then blame them when he doesn’t follow their advice

One of those temporarily embarrassed millionaires simping for billionaires

Who could possibly think that???

They’re making English a linguistic dependency for German? lol

I always say yes then give one star and complain about being asked to review it

Well it’s either that or electing a weirdo who will make it the first of many

If your heart grows several sizes, get to the ER then a cardiologist

What? No, Jesus was a Lich

Finally getting dedicated hardware for 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel, about time

I refinanced at 3% then did a HELOC to pay for a new roof. One of the best decisions I ever made

Think you meant reside

Why does this sound so suspiciously plausible