So it was a spelling mistake? They're actually The Knights of The Ground Table!

Not on this side of the pond. We typically don't have a ground floor, that's just the first floor.

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

I'll agree with that only because the US cops aren't using their military hardware yet. Give them time and they will start giving Israel pointers.

Bigger than Bono?

You carry around a universal translator, and a global atlas in your pocket. Leave me alone.

Using the ceramic piece of a spark plug as the "bullet" and just about any sort of sling will break the cars windows without setting off most car alarms.

I'm thoroughly impressed. Not many know about The Baha'is.

Thanks for the clarification on the 7th Day Adventists

The Jehovah's Witnesses 7th Day Adventists figured out that it was supposed to happen in 1844. According to The Baha'is, they were right but wrong at the same time.

Funner fact. The Jehovah's Witnesses calculated that the year would be 1844, and someone did start a religion that year claiming to be the return, but that was in Persia, so they didn't know. They decided they must have miscalculated, and recalculated the date multiple times until 1900 at which point they basically just said, "he's late." They were literally started to look for the return of Christ, and because it didn't happen exactly the way they thought it should, they gave up and claimed that God must be wrong.

I have fun with JWs when they come to my door.

About tree fiddy leagues

A league being about tree fiddy miles.

They just copied SAAB.

They tried to give away a SAAB made anti-tank weapon with each vehicle purchase in the US in the 80s and 90s to bolster sales, but were told "that's not a responsible reaction to road rage."

Since they seem to be convinced that they can walk on water, throw them into an active volcano and see how long they last.

Something Awful led me to Goonswarm.

Am0k. is recruiting.

The difference is the bridge. Fiddle has a flatter bridge to make it easier to hit all four strings at once. Violin has a curved bridge to make it difficult to hit multiple strings at once.

The key-tar is an abomination. I have no clue why that thing was made.

Glockenspiel is just fun to say though.....

Ford

They needed to pick a different abbreviation. I was really curious as to why The US was funding the Irish Republican Army.

The project will be completed by Stardate -287289.4717465754

I kinda assumed that one of the plastic surgeries "disabled" her sense of smell, so she doesn't notice. That's not the first nose that she's been on TV with.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7pfvUvZLgFs

According to this we have, but didn't know it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots

I wanted to see how many assassination attempts needed to happen for Trump to have the most. I thought 4 would do it after getting past Lincoln, who had 3.

Apparently Obama had 11 attempts on his life.

It doesn't say if he drives all of them, but according to this he has at least 3-4 Teslas along with several other cars that he really shouldn't be driving. Apparently he uses the Model Y as a "family car."

https://www.financialexpress.com/auto/car-news/elon-musks-car-collection-is-more-than-a-garage-full-of-teslas/3531712/

This article is about his poor decision making skills regarding McLarens specifically.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-spent-1-million-213715650.html?guccounter=1

Same here. We read FFA, The Veldt, The Tell Tale Heart, All Summer in a Day, and a few other short stories in some "advanced readers class," that we had to go to the library once a week to attend.

I think they were trying to fuck up all the smart kids.

The Veldt, by Ray Bradbury.

They didn't make everyone read it though, just us "gifted/advanced" kids. It was one of several short stories that were in a special program book that I had to read.

I still think those kids were brats.

Edit: just looked it up and this was supposed to be 9th grade English??? We fucking had to read that as 5th graders.

Edit 2: I need to stop thinking about this, they also made us read All Summer in a Day, Flowers for Algernon, and The Tell Tale Heart in that class

Go back to 1911 and convince Taft to concede the Republican nomination to Roosevelt. That allows Roosevelt to stomp Wilson, get the US into the war before Russia left, and get the war over with years earlier.

This prevents both Stalin and Hitler from rising to power, and prevents most of the European theater of WW2, as well as a host of other knock-on effects.

https://youtu.be/hLiI6kXZkZI?si=YJZMmkpOH4FZQiLt

Thanks! Sounds destructive

Well yeah, why develop for an actively hostile OS?

Why?

It makes my ADD go haywire. Sure I have a short burst of energy, but my focus is shot for the rest of the day. Also I think I have a harder caffeine crash than most people, as I normally need a nap when the energy jitters wear off

No. Caffeine doesn't agree with my ADD.

I hit a vape of nicotine and a vape of THC to wake up, lol

Your conflation of something being Chinese with something being bad is xenophobic regardless of whether you want to pretend you can redefine it to mean something it doesn't.

I never did that. You projected that, and just now, lied about it.