I like explaining things. Just let me have this.

I'm coming out of the shower. My ass is clean at that point. I'll take the risk.

This is a good question and should be upvoted.

I think monetization ruined it. There's a lot more trash to sift through.

What nature? I have to drive 2 hours to see nature. Bring on the houses.

I may tell people about a post but I would not share the post with them directly. I intend to keep my online handles a secret from people I know IRL.

Looks tasty

No thank you. Being assigned a random romantic partner could be a burden. I'd rather stay alone.

I really wanted to try Forza Horizon but the closest game like it I could get my hands on was NFS Heat, which I had a lot fun playing. Riders Republic was also fun if you want a non car racing game. I guess I'm just into open world racing.

People across the world really want your bitcoin

At most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.

What a horrible response. Wtf is wrong with that party.

The wall will wear down eventually. I think.

Oh god. She's doing all caps with a script typeface. Unforgivable.

Oh no! People riding in buses!?

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Whaaaaaaaaat

Awww. Things didn't work out? 😢

I just tried to get through the original list and I have forgotten a lot more than I was expecting.

All the ads in Robocop and Starship Troopers really

Their defense will be "I was being sarcastic!" "It was just a joke!" Every time.

If she doesn't represent Trump, then Trump should tell her to take it down. He won't though.

There's always something.

There's only been one time in my life where everything was going so good. That was a good month.

Creepy

I was looking forward to what he was going to say about why he blocked the border bill. As expected, he chose to immediately talk about something else.

Gadammit.

But also: Sweet.

So I can't play half the games I have, and the other half doesn't need the extra console power. Yay. WOrtH iT.

I'm going to start recording people not putting their carts away. Endless content for my future channel.

I hated these. They were all from the sketchy companies, too. None of the good ones I actually wanted to work for did this.

Yo thas crazy!

You need to be more specific. The last thing barbers need is having to guess what you want.

I get a 4 on the sides, a low taper to 0 on the back, and then say how much I want off top in inches. Letting them know how I comb/style my hair seems helpful as well.

You can also just google a hairstyle and show them a picture.

I can't tell which side they're mocking

Please stop. No more celebrities in power.

It's okay. They'll try again.

I read all the time, everyday. In fact, I'm reading right now. 😎

Awwww 😢

There were whole threads of people saying this stuff doesn't happen. They would say it just didn't make sense that companies would do this, it's not worth it to them. That all the ads I was seeing at convenient times were just a coincidence.

I swear we're living in a season of South Park

I'd be okay if we downgrade back to 2010 graphics. How much would that save ya?

She's being so sensitive

Their full screen popups when I first open the app have started to load the subscribe button a second before anything else on screen. I keep catching myself about tap it out of pure reflex and I think they doing it on purpose.