chapotraphouse
New sight tagline.
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Aaahahahaha sent this to my partners
help pls no gender allowed
Astronomy
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It is the moral imperative of all living humans to strive to murder Elon must as soon as possible
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Pagers explode across Lebanon in attack targeting Hezbollah members
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Was it indiscriminate, like random civilians blew up from this? Or was it targeted via military equipment etc, thats what I'm askin I think
Science Memes
Oxygen
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talking out my ass, I'm guessing its because oxygen is an energetic and highly reactive element, and therefore it can do lots of things and it does them really well (or at least strongly), or in general was just the best most direct means to accomplish the energy intensive tasks that were required given the biosphere we evolved in? I'm not sure how common/ vital oxygen consumption was before that one mass extinction where algae became overabundant and oxygenated the atmosphere and caused a mass extinction, it could have been a result of adaptation to that new condition- though I doubt this is the case
technology
DARPA initiates a new program to automate the translation of the world’s highly vulnerable legacy C code to the inherently safer Rust programming language
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instead of using pooled resources to create a new program which would educate and gainfully employ thousands or tens of thousands (idk how big a task this is as I'm tech illiterate but I'm blindly assuming its on the scale of the US national highway system when first implemented) they're going to use a robot to make bad code
capitalism is very efficient
memes
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lol
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Pretty sure 99% of global presidents were and are war criminals
World News
Pagers explode across Lebanon in attack targeting Hezbollah members
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So did they just make bombs disguised inside pagers and hope that their enemies bought them instead of like, normal people and doctors and shit or??
The Dredge Tank
Most progressive Harris supporter
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Yeah you'll really feel silly when Trump wins and then finishes the genocide that the Biden admin is weeks away from finishing
Fucking deranged subhuman monsters
The Dredge Tank
big Joel more like big LOSER
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If he tweets like he posts to his little Joel channel they sometimes have like negative amounts of forethought to them, is the context I was viewing it in, but yeah he's no principled communist
The Dredge Tank
big Joel more like big LOSER
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Sometimes people miss
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breakfast was invented by Kellogg cereal company
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also when you vote for a party that blames you for not voting for them, and doesn't let you pick who you want to vote for and if you do pick who you want and its more popular than their guy, they just go with their own guy anyway
Anyone voting for democrats is a fool and a rube, and is continuing to legitimize the exact system and processes that brought us to this very moment
acab
NYPD tried to kill a guy for not paying his subway fare. They shot three people and a pig.
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two police officers on transit detail at the station at Sutter Ave. and Van Sinderen Ave. in Brownsville saw the man go through the gate without paying and confronted him — only to have the scofflaw, who had a knife in his pocket, threaten the officers, NYPD Chief of Department Jeffrey Maddrey said at a news conference.
Sunday’s shooting marked the second time in less than 48 hours that NYPD officers fatally shot a suspect when their Tasers did not work. On Friday evening, police shot and killed a suspect wanted for three murders in Brooklyn in 2022 after he reportedly charged at them with a knife, cops said.
Cool, so two times the cops murdered someone and lied about being threatened by a knife
news
Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement | CNN Politics
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article says they say it was poking through the fence of the course being aimed, and they'd never lie so at least we know for certain
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Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement | CNN Politics
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this makes it sound like 5 yards lol
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Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement | CNN Politics
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No one notices if you're in there for like 12 hours
I dunno about this one, I don't look like an 80 year old war criminal or billionaire I don't think they let just anyone loiter
news
Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement | CNN Politics
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don't forget about acorns landing on windshields
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Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement | CNN Politics
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who is this?
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Aramark is also the company that runs most of the school lunch programs in the US, they literally serve children here prison food!
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only 50 revealed lol
music
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Damn im surprised someone beat em to the game grumps reference
chapotraphouse
day 7 of HRT
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I was a trot before the hrt jokes on you
The ferocious desire to expropriate the bourgeoisie of their land and lives and ultimately bring about the destruction of capitalist imperialism while establishing global communism is really starting to set in nicely! 
askchapo
If you had to pick any American (living or dead) to be the head of a communist state, who would it be?
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Debs probably but malcom x or newton would be killer too
the_dunk_tank
Why the fuck is AOC rage-tweeting at Jill Stein like she’s Elon Musk?
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Tax the rich dress
the_dunk_tank
Why the fuck is AOC rage-tweeting at Jill Stein like she’s Elon Musk?
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Because he's an enormous fucking loser and a political stooge for the capitalist class like all politicians not accountably tied to a grass roots organization
the_dunk_tank
thank you marianne very cool
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This is the second time the realization that she's shit has happened, I feel like Im losing it a little this shit happened in 2020 too
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Calling someone a normie means you're a 4chan incel now??
the_dunk_tank
State of Liberal Democracy 2023 - V-Dem institute, funny stats libs believe in
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oh my god YOU'RE RIGHT LMFAO
the_dunk_tank
Some More News says in reaction to the pres. debate "I just feel ignored, maybe" and the rest of the pod says "I mean that's the deal" "that's voting for democrats"
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in my quoted title Cody is the one saying "i mean thats the deal"
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State of Liberal Democracy 2023 - V-Dem institute, funny stats libs believe in
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LMFAO just noticed Australia is deep blue, perfect democracy in no way shepherded by the US intelligence services and their nonexistent massive secret bases there
the_dunk_tank
State of Liberal Democracy 2023 - V-Dem institute, funny stats libs believe in
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The fact that they have Brazil in blue and mexico in red in this reporting is surprising to me
as well as having ukraine as red and israel as neutral, apparently
I cannot determine the origin of this ideological stench 
the_dunk_tank
State of Liberal Democracy 2023 - V-Dem institute, funny stats libs believe in
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pfft autocratic and democratic greyzone
the_dunk_tank
State of Liberal Democracy 2023 - V-Dem institute, funny stats libs believe in
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seeing this post Im actually glad about the new rules I literally just complained about
before now this would have been drowned out by JKRowling reply guys' twitter posts
excellent post comrade!
askchapo
You ever feel like some of the crowd here tried too hard to be part of the cumtown or red scare " irony poisoned" crowd?
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Yes, but I can't blame them too much the world is a fuck and shit sucks
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All violence against isntreal is defense
the_dunk_tank
Elon is one of the most utterly pathetic and repulsive people to ever live
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chapotraphouse
Holy fuck
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I mean some of us have been
chapotraphouse
Ukraine added Ryan Gosling to the kill list and marked him as eliminated
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What, you don't put nazi imagery on your kill list website?
GenZedong
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One of the greatest tragedies in global history for sure, no one has suffered like us, I think it's important we stop everything to give respect to that time like barely over 2k people died in a disaster, a thing that happens basically every day to some place in the world and will only get worse and worse, but the point is that 23 years ago it happened one time TO THE UNITED STATES!!
Yeah it sucks when people die, but do you really expect me to give a fuck about this case compared to shit that actually matters? Get real
Even fuckin 9 year Olds are out here cracking 9/11 jokes, it's not something to consider seriously
Edit: damn it I should read posts before responding
I was just pooooostin and now I can't find it, and this comm is empty! Edit: It turns out that I am very silly and had accidentally clicked the block community button, and also I thought this post didnt go through because fun fact if you block a community all your posts in that community also disappear from your own view of your profile so I couldn't see that I actually posted this post...
This is take two for cia boy I'm calling it
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They do grant that there are no good billionares, but even this modicum of handing it to em is grinding my gears Edit: Favorite like last on the list of billionaires to execute, kind of favorite, ya dig?
::: spoiler spoiler Leto II I mean, what's that big weird face gonna look like! :::
I wanna draw something from it don't remember it clearly enough and can't find any good visual references for the part, so I need to download or stream it to check
I wanna draw something from it don't remember it clearly enough and can't find any good visual references for the part, so I need to download or stream it to check
for example when I type :cringe and it opens the menu for me to browse, it pulls up like 200 emotes most of which don't even have half of the word cringe in them, just way, way too many results so I couldn't find the ones actually tagged with the keyword. Am I doin something wrong? Love the new system, thanks so much for the hard work! I think something in the searching algorithm is a bit loose? I don't know how to code in the slightest so idunno but something sure isn't right
this is an exciting revelation 
www.youtube.com
love this man
this is from 3.5 years ago by the way
Let me be clear, I mean non "natural" deaths, and am including stuff like the failure to counteract malaria due to lack of profit motive, etc etc etc. Real question, is capitalism the deadliest human invention of all time? this will probably come down to where you draw the line between capitalism and imperialism, but I'd argue they've been largely once unified force since at least the 1920s
I don't make the rules
6 states siding against a supreme court decision to deny access to federal authorities seems big, if thats happened in my lifetime I've not heard of it before
bottom text idk if shitposts are allowed in c/politics but Im doing it delete me if you must!
It's because I logged out and tried to log back in, and it didn't work It was a pleasure posting with you Solidarity forever, free Palestine, etc
And the much more important follow up; who's sneezing wrong and needs to stop? Im a maximum force sneezer (though I always take care to never spray or do it next to someone), anything less 1 hurts like hell if I try to supress it and 2 feels unsatisfying in a way I just can't accept Stifle Sneezers are the worst. its not that I actually dislike the noise or have issues with them, I just get sympathetic dissatisfaction and start imagining the sensation of when *I* stifle a sneeze and :why don't we have any shudder emotes: it almost makes me want to make myself sneeze just to get rid of the feeling
Fuck you google you pieces of shit
                                                                       
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/996688 > [image source](https://news.un.org/en/story/2023/11/1143112) > > In case you were curious, this happens every year and its been overwhelmingly in favor since before I was fucking born > >  > > > the US and its most loyal Dogs vs the rest of humanity (except this time even its lackeys voted against it except the most depraved and desperate) > > From the River to the Sea!
to send to the utter buffoons in your life who need to hear this
Paranoid that freaks are doing grifts selling Palestine stuff and using the profits to fund Israel/ us, am I being silly?
Gonna need to stop looking at the internet cause its just white hot rage and wishing I could reach through the screen to savagely murder people and their entire families
Its sickening that the state which 'represents' jewish people (it DOESN'T) is the frontrunning genocidal horror show in the world Death to israel death to colonizers unlimited support to Palestine in its struggle against a genocidal power
Asking for a friend who is skeptical abou “performance”
Fuckin citadel eye of sauron ready player one ass
if you have pronouns in your name you're immune tho
switched from chrome a week or so ago when the last straw happened, and firefox is treating me pretty well so far, its definitely quicker it feels like. This shit annoys the hell out of me though Thanks to [@DoghouseCharlie@hexbear.net](https://hexbear.net/u/DoghouseCharlie) for https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/disable-or-re-enable-pocket-for-firefox Now theres nothing to be mad at
Redditors 
Glad we're done with the depraved libs everywhere thing Like I saw a lib today in the comments and went off on them for being terrible, only to realize that it was one of us doing an *excellent* bit. we're back baby
please help sources, evidence he doesn't fucking do anything, etc they say "he works 14 hours a day bro he works harder than you ever will bro"