It could mean one of them was out of cellular range or that the other switched to an Android

Little does Odo know, Quark already switched their jackets and is feeling through Odo's wallet right now

The crew after someone (Q) put shrooms in the environmental systems

where did you find this picture of me

She should go read Alexander H. Stephens's (VP of Confederacy) Cornerstone Speech

Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner- stone rests upon the great truth, that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery — subordination to the superior race — is his natural and normal condition. [Applause.] This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth.

Careful! He's powering up! Soon he'll release an energy wave like Praxis oh wait that hasn't happened yet

There is no possible way this gets past antitrust... right? right‽

The book looks like Badgey

Of course the evil character wants to stop it (cough Rick Berman cough)

Me when I see B5:

GET OUTTA MAH TIMELINE

And that's saying something

have you considered drinking liquid mercury?

Poor Inside Job my beloved

Maybe they're just a chonky boi

the Ditto clipboard manager

It lets me keep track of all my clipboard history without having to use microsoft's

only thing is I have to remember to go back and delete a password after I copy it, but luckily bitwarden can autofill most of the time

Turns out he still has the pain implant on

I've been trying so hard to think of a pun and am getting outclassed so hard right now

Smh tis' toad not frog

Q is the manager, so he'll probably turn YOU in to a mimosa if you complain to him

that's a multiLal-ered joke

we can still dream

To make you think he CAN'T see you

THEY'VE FIGURED IT OUT!

SCRAM!

If you are everyone, you know everything

Nemesis version stopped skipping leg day

When he died a friend texted me this:

In other news Arlington cemetery will soon install its first gender neutral bathroom

Nah they aren't in hell, they just got given those grabby arm thingys to be able to choke him

Like this:

The American Dream

This describes it

Based Sherman my beloved

R(ule)ango

Don't ask how

There's never just one

excuse me?

not counting tax I'll bet

shhhh

just get them fuzzy socks that's what they truly want

Do I really need a nose though?