truecomics Everett True Comics Everett True, consumer advocate (September 18, 1914)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 11 hours ago 100%

    You're welcome! You can do the same thing with a fridge on the lowest setting. You wrap each perfect apple in butcher, waxed or plain brown paper to prevent them from drying out. You can raise humidity in there easily, this keeps the apples from wrinkling. This method is working for me, this is month 2. Source: book "Stocking Up" from Rodale Press.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense What's the next attack vector NCD?
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    That crunchy outer layer, with the "Italian spice" blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Hezbollah hand-held radios detonate across Lebanon, sources say
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 23 hours ago 33%

    This is boring and facile Holocaust comparison/fantasizing. Reel it in or move on. First warning.

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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 23 hours ago 50%

    This is boring and facile Holocaust comparison/fantasizing. Reel it in or move on. First warning.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Hezbollah hand-held radios detonate across Lebanon, sources say
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 23 hours ago 28%

    This is boring and facile Holocaust comparison/fantasizing. Reel it in or move on. First warning.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense What's the next attack vector NCD?
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 23 hours ago 100%

    This is boring and facile Holocaust comparison/fantasizing. Reel it in or move on. First warning.

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett True, consumer advocate (September 18, 1914)
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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Things you should never ask
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    Right, absolutely, that's the take away. Anyhoo, so somebody has hidden hundreds of small but powerful bombs in electronic devices on people's bodies in at least 1 country. There's no way to detect them yet. Lebanon is in a panic- civilian, military, Hezbollah, politicians. What are all they gonna do, stop hooking up with other men on dating apps?

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett True, consumer advocate (September 18, 1914)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 1 day ago 100%

    THIS

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett True, consumer advocate (September 18, 1914)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 1 day ago 100%

    They will keep for months if picked and stored correctly in a cellar or basement, where it's consistently cool and humid. Usually they were packed in clean sand or fine sawdust to keep them from drying out. If they are bruised or damaged in any way, they will get moldy and rot quickly. A barrel was commonly supposed to be enough for daily use for a large family for one winter. I could see why Everett would be upset that damaged or wormy apples were hidden in the lower layers. It means he was cheated, because the barrel will go bad. Source: 19th century housekeeping manuals by Mrs. Beeton and others.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense It's even funnier the second time
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 93%

    Well, NCD has a spooky track record, regardless of platform. You know what happens to prophets.

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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 83%

    Done. The Hebrew Hammer flies at midnight.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Israel planted explosives in Hezbollah's Taiwan-made pagers, sources say
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    Drop it in a bucket of water. Source: I've seen many films

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense IDF replaced their standard issue M26A2 frag grenade apparently
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    Wouldn't it be easier to divert a shipping container on a truck out of the factory, make the changes, seal everything back up and have it delivered? The hardest part would be making sure that the driver is your guy?

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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 94%

    Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Watch where you spit around Everett True (September 17, 1914)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    Yeah, it's a repulsive thing to do in front of others. Just ..find some privacy and do that. Carry a spittoon around, so people know to stay away.

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Watch where you spit around Everett True (September 17, 1914)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    But the employee kept pretending another grandma died, so he could go see Babe Ruth trot slowly and majestically around the bases. Wait...that guy was justified in sneaking out of work. Pick Ruth over the office. 👍

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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    Let's get jackets with stitched logos, this is the cultus of Everett.

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Watch where you spit around Everett True (September 17, 1914)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    🧄 🥑 👹

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    Thank you and God bless you for your hard work for us.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Best frenemies forever ❤️
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    I'm saying that what Putin DOES is send resources to eradicate Ukraine as a nation. You're right that the excuses keep changing. It was never really about preventing NATO membership for him. It's about seizing and destroying.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Best frenemies forever ❤️
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    Nacho brother, pal. ;) I prefer "fren" or "buddy".

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense IDF replaced their standard issue M26A2 frag grenade apparently
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    Hezbollah had crotch rockets, but they were cheap Chinese made dirt bikes. What a day this has been.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense Best frenemies forever ❤️
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 2 days ago 100%

    That's not what Putin said in the first week of March 2022, he said they were sending a special operation to protect ethnic Russians living in Ukraine and to de-nazify Ukraine. Those were his words. Not Putin's fault the FSB couldn't find any Nazis for the livestreams, right? Must be tough to be him, when his own words were streamed around the world and can't be erased. Is bombing maternity hospitals part of his strategy to prevent Ukraine from joining NATO? Strangely, crushing women and children to death using glide bomb attacks on apartment buildings has not been persuasive.

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    Thank you for adjusting the tastefulness levels to standard.

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
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    My choice: Mrs. True is a jealous woman.

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5 days ago 100%

    Not all married men wear them, varies with religion and culture. Source: sidewalk van preachers and long discussions with such.

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
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    HI FIVE 1905. We have had quite a bit of wassail!

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  • truecomics Everett True Comics Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5 days ago 100%

    This is the comment canon building we need, right chyeh.

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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5 days ago 100%

    Pffh, please. Like Elon, I dropped out on Day 2 and found some fun to have.

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  • space Space In Space, No one Can Smell your Many, Many Farts.
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    Gooood question! Do the women astronauts have an option to use napkins/pads? I can't imagine that would work on space. Not all women can use tampons or find them comfortable, it's something that takes...acclimatization, let us say.

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  • space Space In Space, No one Can Smell your Many, Many Farts.
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 5 days ago 100%

    Oh, there is so much more to the friend than having enough (made by the lowest bidder?) government-issued tampons. There's the digestive upset, the cramps, the inevitable leaks and the murderous rage when every pair of underwear you have is ruined. At least on Earth, I can do laundry.

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    That article only left me more frightened and confused.

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  • vintageads Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. How to buy jeans: Brooke Shields for American Express, 1980s
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 6 days ago 100%

    Good eye!

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  • frugal Frugal What's your favorite frugal find this week?
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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 6 days ago 100%

    That is core wholesome frugality. 10/10

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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 6 days ago 100%

    Michael Jordan told me to just stop and get help!

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  • verity_kindle verity_kindle 6 days ago 100%

    24 ounce/0.71L glass beer steins that look tasteful and are heavy, but not too heavy. $1.25 each at the store.

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  • noncredibledefense NonCredibleDefense You can take one military base with all associated equipment and personnel back to 1941 to win WW2. Which do you choose?
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    Plus, Italy. "Hand over the fresh pasta, all of it." would be enough. Just don't forget to send them a note. It might save Monte Cassino Abbey and a bunch of other cool stuff.

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    Teach me your ways, senpai.

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    NCD is more cost efficient than war college. All we're missing in the curriculum is beach volleyball.

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    After seeing Wi-Fi network named “STINKY,” Navy found hidden Starlink dish on US warship arstechnica.com

    How many of you were this? Just shout "Stonky" instead of "Spartacus" and step forward, you know the drill.

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    NonCredibleDefense verity_kindle 4 weeks ago 99%
    Russia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are coming www.theregister.com

    That's how you know your empire building is going GREAT. IT'S FINE. WE DON'T NEED KURSK.

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    Be careful out there, my thrifty bibliophiles.

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    NonCredibleDefense verity_kindle 3 months ago 100%
    think of the children, they're terrorists in training, really.

    Zelenskyy= Theoden, prolly. Aging well, but so tired of the bullshit.

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    NonCredibleDefense verity_kindle 6 months ago 83%
    Flores, can you hear me?

    1/13/2024, I found this worn neck gaiter in a pack of milsurp clothes. Flores, can you hear me? Flores, can you see me? Did you lose this at the post laundry? I'd like us all to share our cherished memories of Flores, whether he's still in the E4 Mafia or moved on to opportunities in managing a chain of vape stores in Tulsa. You are not forgotten, Flores. Have a happy Easter.

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    LandedGentry verity_kindle 7 months ago 100%
    Biofluorescence: Unseen world of the Celtic rainforest revealed by UV www.bbc.co.uk

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/7992206 > An eerie glow has been emanating from Wales' forests and rockpools for the country's annual dark skies week. > > David Atthowe, a nature guide from Norwich, was invited to shine his ultraviolet (UV) torches on some of the best nature spots in Pembrokeshire and Monmouthshire. > > His photos of temperate rain forest in Wales reveal shapes, structures and colours that rival a coral reef. > > "It is hidden from our human senses, waiting to be discovered," he said. > > The 34-year-old is on a one-man mission to shine UV light on what he calls a "magic world" in which plants and animals fluoresce to communicate. > > "Wales is so lucky to have so many beautiful sites [for biofluorescence] with its rockpools and temperate rainforest," he said.

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    Image upload not working?

    Hey mah shitizens, I went to make an simple OC image post on Noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works and the "browse" image upload dialog will not open. Tried logging out, then logging back in and restarted my phone. Android, firefox, all updated recently. I also tried uploadingcit from lemmy.world. checked my android and browser media permissions. Halp

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    Asklemmy verity_kindle 12 months ago 97%
    Robert Heinlein's idea of the perfect crowd control drug- would you take Happiness daily?

    In Robert Heinlein's novel "Farnham's Freehold", the protagonists accidentally end up in a very technologically advanced feudal society that depends on a drug called "Happiness" to control things and keep social classes rigidly separated. The hypothesis of this question: the drug is a pleasant tasting drink you take daily. It has no known negative side effects. It rapidly induces a feeling of deep contentment, peace, clarity of mind and general satisfaction with your life. You will not become physically dependent on it. You don't have to pay anything to get it. A small, unchanging dose must be taken every day to maintain this effect, but you don't control its distribution. It is distributed by the ruling class of your society, but no one is coerced to take it, as they are psychologically dependent on it. After many centuries of Happiness distribution, no one has shown desensitization or needed a higher dose. The protagonists in the book rejected their doses, escaped briefly and were recaptured. Would you take Happiness? Why or why not?

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    CROSSPOST___Australia abandons effort to eradicate varroa mite after 14,000 bee hives destroyed www.theguardian.com

    cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/2213195 > I remember how big this was for a while - only for this bit of news to be buried with a short article. Surely the scale of infestation (resulting in the change in approach) is going to have significant impacts to pollinator-dependent agriculture?

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    NonCredibleDefense verity_kindle 1 year ago 92%
    Russians Not Sure If Putin Will Attend BRICS August Summit in South Africa https://kbin.social/m/Ukraine_UA/t/194809

    Will Putin have his phallic insecurity tables transported to South Africa on their own plane? Will they get there in time? Does he want to be a big dog again, enough to show up in person and risk arrest? Where is Mrs. Putin? What air defense doin? CROSSPOOOOOST from my boi u/lusterko at https://kbin.social/m/Ukraine_UA/t/194809. If you are not following that subkbin, you're missing out on rich veins of raw meme ore. Lusterko is posting like it is his job. Quality Ukraine posting there, he seems to keep it up 24/7. Until kbin.social has an API, let's support this one by whatever means necessary. I think Lusterko takes hryvnias. EYEBROW/WRY GRIN.

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    NonCredibleDefense verity_kindle 1 year ago 100%
    Prigoz, Where Art Thou and Thy Heavy Equipment? It Liketh Me Not. https://lemmy.world/post/1400777

    Crosspost from BombOmOm at https://lemmy.world/post/1400777 Why would Prigoz hand over hundreds of millions in valuable equipment that the Russian Ministry of Defense claims is theirs? Is this part of the massive atate-sponsored community theater project to set up his heart attack?

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    NonCredibleDefense verity_kindle 1 year ago 96%
    number of innocent newcomers asking "what is this sublemmy about?"

    Many an innocent bystander passing through here, asking "what is this sublem about?" I think this question deserves to be escalated to the highest level. ![]() What are the chinesium turnbuckles that tenuously hold this rusty, fraying cable to the next cable? What holds up the saggy clothesline that is NCD? What keeps us from becoming just another 4chan, living off the dusty HWNDU laurels of former days? Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

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