One type if you eat lots of pineapple. 😏

Ulululululululululu.

https://bash-org-archive.com/?127039

They have good taste

Tastes like brass.

VERBOTEN!

They are Russian, so it’s probably a mix of vodka and amphetamines.

Do svidanya. Vodka soda.

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

There's more like this?! Where, pray tell?!

They’re gonna be drones designed to withstand sustained 20G turns to be able to get their guns on target

Full Gallente.

Dead men are heavier than broken hearts.

From The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler.

it simply traumatises everyone that comes too near.

Absolute Trauma Field.

You'll get paid after we get back.
Must bring your own weapons.
Safety not guaranteed.
I have only done this once before.

I love roast beef, and meatloaf, and Philly cheese-steakes, and tuna noodle casserole. 🥰

What about blue...berry waffles? 😏

1.21gw == output of 1 nuke plant for 1 day == power single home for 100 years

avg lightning = 10gw

Whoa, this is heavy.

prawn

Fookin' prawns.

DARPA making peripherals now?

killed the EMTs too.

I’m in this story and I don’t care, I’m still getting paid

I wish I was in this story.

I'm usually the guy left holding the bag of everyone else's work. What the fuck?

Even in school. Remember those group projects where the teacher assigned the groups to force kids to mingle or whatever? But one kid just ends up doing all the work anyway because the others didn't give a fuck? That was me—I was the one kid who did all the work.

I said KNEEL, boy!

Thanks, @titty_wizard.

software engineers

You mean Tech Priests?

Get Matthew Broderick on the horn!

my face when face when my f when facle the when thface met face face when my

Should I, should, should, should I, sh-should I.

Image is from Cordelia (2019).

Are you a mind reader?!

The Sun Also Rises, by Hemingway.

If you want sci-fi, maybe The End of Eternity by Asimov.

I always recommend anything by Raymond Chandler too.

Tic tac hoe.

There's a little + that you can click on the icons.
Or, you can use the keyboard arrows and spacebar.

Not sure if there's others.

Edit: Just found another one actually. Middle-clicking selects without opening.
This works better than the little + on the icons because the + behaves like a "ctrl-click."

new super-dooper-primaris genes

Gattaca piano player genes.

Why's it look Julian Casablancas in the foreground off the set of Instant Crush?

I bet I can guess how the Mayan king died

Smokin'?

“That’ll be $10.”

Don't forget to tip!

What kind of Peter Pan shit is this?!

Are feet really supposed to leak that much human juice?

That's the good stuff people like Quentin Tarantino die for! 🤤

Add a ! at the start to embed images.

Yep, I always do that, but my understanding is that functionality is broken on kbin, or otherwise isn't working as expected.