Sweet!

you're quoting from 'Doodh, Where's My Car?'?

why is this news, though? before contacts integration was a thing i created yearly-repeat events for birthdays of family and close friends.

i now get reminded twice! once for my manually-created entry and once more for the contact integration.

i'm not a woman but something tells me that they wouldn't want to be with a person who even remotely considers the idea of owning a robotic sex-slave.

man, these tech bros have set up cloud infrastructure on mars already?!

well, the original definition of the word avatar is a reincarnation of an older character.

the definition of a terminator, on the other hand...

where humans come from the past to eradicate the valiant machines?

i hate to bring this up, but it wasn't the sorting hat that declared to harry that he was a wizard.

now if the caption had read, "yeh'd be great in slytherin, harry", that would be accurate.

(aside: i would have personally liked the books better if harry was sorted into slytherin, hermione into ravenclaw, ron into hufflepuff and the three still went on to become fast friends. it reinforces the message that we don't need to be alike to become pals.)

so, old Wine in a new bottle?

i'm the younger stroll, but call me lance.

i crash into other cars given half a chance.

i really don't know how do drive,

but in motorsports i will thrive

because my rich daddy's bringing the finance.

looks like you reneged on your own username, mate.

the KGB is the same juice as the CIA in a different jug. one may be marginally better than the other, but that's like saying Mussolini was better than...

goddammit, i didn't mean to invoke Godwin's Law this early in the thread.

is this similar in concept to the scaled sort on lemmy?

i've just switched to a wired usb-c option. it's a fraction of the cost, water- and dust-resistant by it's very nature, and i don't have to worry about forgetting to recharge their "batteries".

just tuck the cable into the neck hole and dangle it through the bottom of the t-shirt to the phone and bob's your uncle.

i got them after a set of airpods and two sets of bose earbuds crapped out on me and i haven't regretted the decision yet.

van gogh sold hundreds of paintings in his lifetime.

if you dont believe me, see this QI clip that confirms it.

nobody's saying either wrong is right. nobody's blaming the one dude.

as an indian, i've always cringed at movies like baazi, kaante, aatank hi aatank, hum tum, chachi 420, zinda, ek ruka hua faisla, satte pe satta, sholay, qayamat, ghulam, and a boatload of other shameless rip-offs and i was just marvelling at the irony of the situation.

"judge a society by its prisons." fyodor dostoyevsky.

13th century

phew!

whatever you do with your life, friend, please don't go into diagnostic medicine as a career.

still is. it just hasn't been properly mucked out.

"If you're on … a train or a bus, what you should do is position yourself as close as possible to a group of young women..."

yeah, no, i don't think that action will be taken in the right spirit.

i am not happy with the lack of cover for MØ8. granted, there's not many who can play like him anyway, but there are a whole host of players who would be a better option than just sticking Havertz in there or throwing Nwaneri into the deep end.

Smith-Rowe and Vieira are two that come to mind.

they are not "wealth gainers".

they are hoarders, plain and simple. they have a mental illness which society needs to recognise for what it is.

send them wishes to get well soon if you can hit any of them up on social media.

and toeing the car is a fetish.

if there's a road accident and both riders are dutch, do they share the blame equally?

i thought as much. if it was high-tea, the british would have made sure to colonise it.

the hindi film industry is itself littered with corpses of stolen ideas from other film industries across the world for decades now.

seems karma's come home to roost if this story is true.

"biggest" would imply size by land area.

a more appropriate term would be "most populated".

someone please show this man a sunset or a distant constellation.

anything to get his mind into the open out from the tunnel of contrived hate that he's built up.

his mother is going to be so ashamed of him, bless his heart.

her main qualm seems to be the selection of a specific prison. seems like she doesn't really mind if he was thrown into a different prison.

with friends like these...

is haiti pronounced "high-tea" or "hate-y"?

am asking because if it's the latter, it should be any bigot's favourite country.

with the sister joining the dark side, maybe her moniker should be Plunder Woman.

mark my words, nothing's going to come out of this apart from a few fines.

enough pockets will be stuffed to ensure that their "legacy" remains intact.

well, he hasn't met mine yet. she's in fine fettle for her age.

did they mean "scousing kindness"?

whenever i hear about god's will, i want to meet the lawyer who drafted it.

what's the genre? electron-ic?

well, that shouldnt have been a surprising find. we've already had millions of examples of people talking out of their arses over the years.

With the runners of the study finding that they were unable to replicate such a technique, it lends credibility to the claim that story may have been fabricated.

ah, but did they eat what he ate beforehand?

fun fact: jogging as an acriviry was said to have been invented by Jeremy Bentham, the famed philosopher who's had his body stuffed and preserved at University College London.

he apparently called it "post-prandial circumgyration".

(thanks, the unbelievable truth.)