I'm waiting for the black tar nicotine that you smoke but it's somehow worse than cigarettes

George W Bush could do the funniest thing right now

I think Kamala should eat a cat on live TV, it would help

Also another cold take, this community is the only one I've been part of in the 25 years I've been online that hasn't removedd to a toxic cesspool because of (or lack off) the moderation, I'll expand the taser take and give guns to them

Bidet is the last sign of civilization in our society, would you just wipe it off with paper if you had shit on your hand?

This sounds like you have some tanks, glory to our mods! main

The last shred of anarchism I have left in me is preserved for antiauthorianism against mods and support for Rojava and Zapatistas

You should get a few tanks if you want my pandering

I threw the last one there because I like to advocate for that every chance I get and liberals usually agree with it but don't see it as political, I'm pandering to the federated instances

It doesn't really matter which way you place your toilet paper

If you piss standing up, sink pissing should be just as acceptable, you are showering the room with piss either way (this obviously applies only to private residencies, I'm not sitting down in a public toilet)

All customer service workers should get a taser and one free tasing per month (either customers or management)

Get out of Brazil, please

deuteronomy 13:12

Some people play games, some are g*mers, some people jerk off, some are gooners

As a cis white male I can't pretend to know what you are going through, but I hope you find a way to trust and internalize what your partner says when she tells you the truth

You are not an "abomination" or a "monster", and even if human feels wrong, you are my sister and a comrade

One day you'll love yourself as much as you love your partner and she loves you, hang in there

Reducing people to "labor resources" is demeaning and dehumanizing, especially with the manufactured unemployment everywhere in order to suppress wages and pit workers against each other

The 6 hour bionicle lore video is more beneficial to the society than any slop produced by the mainstream media, if nothing else it provides an outlet for a special interest instead of endless manufactured drama in the entertainment industry or even news

I actually posted that to couple of group chats after posting that, I enjoy confusing people just as much as I like making them laugh

I also underestimated my friends, couple of them understood the joke immediately

Tbf originally (in the 90's) they were pretty harmless, mostly used just to store login information etc. but leave it to tech bros to corrupt every useful technology

"Oh, you don't want to download these cookies? Just click ok when it asks for the microphone and camera access"

Retirees wasting 15 minutes in the grocery store line buying lottery tickets, I know they are the victims in the situation but couldn't you just learn to buy crypto for online casinos and let me buy my beer in peace

Best 5G reception on the block

double barrel shotgun

You mean super shotgun?

It's the same as jerking off vs gooning

I want to share this with someone, but I'm not sure I know anyone who understands the context

It's like posting loss in the group chat

I'm not sure which is worse, the AI icons or installing websites as apps on your phone

Also the authenticator icon is pretty telling

I'm for one state solution, from the river to the sea

Still flat as a bread without yeast

Sucks to find out your actual value in the middle of your service, but you chose to fight for the great satan

If you come at me about how there's no better choices in poor neighbourhoods but to join the genocide on the side of genocide, feel free to enlist

Jesus was an otter before his time

This is 100% of garfield strips

Jim davis is funny, but he can't help but over explain his jokes

We could have denazified properly

I still prefer this reagan movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

don't worry, the 6th gen fighters will turn the tide

goon über alles

erika (goon remix)

the star-spangled goon

glad we de-nazified germany by taking the smartest ones to build rockets and leaving the dumbest ones to build west germany

must be a ghost in the shell

If your empathy ends at the border, you don't deserve empathy from outside the border

great opsec

funnily enough whenever my friends ask me about a political subject that I haven't read about yet, 9/10 my vibes based analysis is scarily correct

the best recent example is probably the nordstream pipeline explosion, we were just drinking and hanging out when it hit the news, we weren't through the headline before I said that this doesn't make any sense for the russian side, it must be us or ukraine

that said, no investigation, no right to speak, always validate your wibes

oppose anything the US does

70% of historical materialism in five words

Historical materialism is just academic vibe check