rpgmemes RPGMemes Those poor fools
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    2 weeks ago 100%

    You could and it might work, or it might not. Depends on a lot of factors. Thing is, you are still engaging the fey in word games and try to outsmart them in their own games. Being blunt and telling them No, giving clear and unambiguous answers offers less attack ground for them.

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    2 weeks ago 90%

    I am not a big fan of raw oysters, but if you bake them in the oven with breadcrumbs, cheese and a sauce, they are delicious

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  • showerthoughts Showerthoughts It's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ring
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    2 weeks ago 75%

    A wedding ring shows that you are wed. Just like an engagement ring shows that your engaged. A wedding is an event, being wed is a change in status. The logic is sound. Confusion only enters the mix, because 'being wed' is less common as a phrase than 'being married'.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes Those poor fools
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    2 weeks ago 95%

    Depending on the way the fey phrased the request you may either have insulted it, or broken a deal. If it asks to have your name and you answer with "yes, my name is <fake name>." You have lied to it and broken a simple transaction. It may even be justified in using ever more harsh measures to extract your name from you, as it has a legitimate claim on it. At least that is the way I would play such a situation for the fey. For me the thing is that trying to outsmart them rarely works, because they know netter in which rules they operate than you do. A answer like "You may not have my name, but you can call me <fake name>. " Should work better in my opinion. Sorry for the wall of text btw. Just being bored out of my mind rn.

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    2 weeks ago 100%
    • Tut hier jemand sprechen Zangen-Deutsch? Zu Hilfe!! Warum untersteht mich niemand? aaaaah?
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  • memes solarpunk memes "but they sting/bite/are toxic/are icky" blah blah. nature does not owe you safety
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    1 month ago 100%

    So, first of all a bee-ologist can only help you marginally, as bees are in the same order as wasps, hornets and ants but relatively far removed from them. Hornets (genus vespa) and classic wasps (genus vespula) on the other hand share the same subfamily vespinae and are both considered wasps. This was a nice short dive into wikipedia. As I am a crystallographer any real entomologist can feel free to correct me.

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  • ich_iel ich_iel ich🛣iel
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    1 month ago 75%

    Du meist wohl eher Horst, der mit 135 auf der Linken Spur sitzt und niemanden vorbei lässt.

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    2 months ago 100%

    A penguin in a buisness suit sitting in front of a conputer. On the top of the image "Linux" is written in bold white letters. On the bottom of the image " Nothing else" is written in bold white letters

    Muss sagen ich bin beeindruckt.

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  • dach DACH - Deutschsprachige Community für Deutschland, Österreich, Schweiz Kontrollen an der Haustür in BW: Hundesteuer nicht bezahlt
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    2 months ago 66%

    Hlg. Scheiße, deutscher geht's echt kaum. Hauptsache man kann sicherstellen, dass sich niemand irgendwelche "Vorteile" heraus nimmt.

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  • dach DACH - Deutschsprachige Community für Deutschland, Österreich, Schweiz "Müsst nicht noch einmal wählen": Trump irritiert mit Äußerungen bei Wahlveranstaltung
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    2 months ago 100%

    "And again; Christians get out and vote. Just this time. You wont have to do it anymore. You know what. It will be fixed, it will be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. [...]. In four years you wont have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good you're not gonna have to vote."

    Das ist direkt aus der im Artikel verlinkten Ansprache. Das kann man fairerweise auch so interpretieren, dass in vier Jahren alles in Ordnung sein wird und die Wahl des Präsidenten egal ist weil es allen eh gut geht. Aber man kann halt "Arbeit macht frei." auch als tollen Slogan interpretieren, der Leute dazu anhält Lebenssinn in ihrer Beschäftigung zu suchen. Ist kein persönlicher Angriff und ich bezeichne dich nicht als Nazi. Ist nur das krasseste Beispiel das mir spontan eingefallen ist, wie man Sachen auch positiv fehlinterpretieren kann.

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    2 months ago 100%

    Musst halt verstehen. Das ist gereiftes Gourmet Wasser. Nicht zu vergleichen mit dieser Instant-Wasserhahn-Scheiße.

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    2 months ago 100%

    Gender does not matter, but proper armor will make you a more effective servant of the Emperor

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  • ich_iel ich_iel ich🐧💻iel
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    lenuup
    2 months ago 100%

    Ich hab LibreTube immer wider mal probiert, aber die meiste Zeit, laden die Videos nicht. Welchen Server nimmst du, dass das flüssig läuft?

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  • ich_iel ich_iel ich🫵🕳️iel
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    lenuup
    2 months ago 100%

    Muss sagen, dass ich das momentan mit der EM echt schlimm finde. Überall ist Werbung für irgendwelche Sportwetten.

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  • ich_iel ich_iel Ich🐮🥣🩸iel
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    2 months ago 100%

    BLUT FÜR DEN BLUTGOTT!! SCHÄDEL FÜR DEN SCHÄDELTHRON!! MILCH FÜR DIE KHORNEFLAKES!!

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  • dwarffortress Dwarf Fortress DF Tales: The Zombies
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    lenuup
    3 months ago 100%

    Nice story. Were those just plain zombies, or some other kind of intelligent undead? Because necromancers can raise both types in a fight and this cloud sounds like a raising/converting effect some of those intelligent undead can do. I have absolutely no idea why they were friendly, because they usually are either loyal to the necromancer or just plain agressive against the living.

    Also nice that you stayed stubborn on these useless bugbats.

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  • grimdank grimdank Eldar are a proud and noble race!
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    lenuup
    3 months ago 100%

    Of course they are not. They just murder-fucked each other so hard a chaos-god of depravity came into existence. Nothing lewd about that.

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    Selfhosted lenuup 9 months ago 97%
    EBook Management

    I am setting up a new server for my media and wanted to ask for your best ways to manage an ebook and comic collection. I have been using calibre so far, but it is not really designed to be managed remotely.

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    dwarffortress Dwarf Fortress Simulator Game Burnout
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    10 months ago 100%

    They are probably horribly out of date, but I used the Tutorials on the wiki to get a senese of the game, mind you that was around 2013. Then I just set a goal for a run like, building a working water delivery system, trying a certain trap design, constructing a tower over the ocean, etc. Or just trying to keep my dwarves happy. My second or third fort was on a volcano and I tried to design a magma fall in the dining area. And when I felt burnt out on the game I just put it away for half a year.

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  • cooking Cooking [QUESTION] Cheese smeels and tastes weird before aging
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    10 months ago 100%

    As a general rule, I would discard any product where an unpleseant and/or bitter aroma is not exlicitly expected. Our senses of tase and smell are very good at distinguishing "good", that is energy dense and clean, food from " bad", that is mostly rotten or contaminated, food. I have little experience with cheese making but if any doughs or yoghurts I make start to smell or taste bitter or otherwise off, it is usually because the microfauna got out of hamd and malign bacteria started overproducing.

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  • science_memes Science Memes Why lie, I guess?
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    10 months ago 100%

    I love "courageously providing valuable input". We all can imagine how the process worked.

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  • rpgmemes RPGMemes I cast piercing judgement
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    12 months ago 100%

    I played an absolute Law-and-Order Paladin once. The rogue allways had to find ways around me, because of course he had to steal whatever was not nailed down. He had lots of fun finding ways to both convince me that he was an upstamding citizen and steal stuff right under my nose.

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    memes Memes Sesame street destroys one piece
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