It's a bartender's job to know what the customer needs.

What about training performers on AI?

Was the creepy thing Tuvok did related to Pon Far?

Source

You don't need to walk when you can fly.

I walk up to the bartender and ask him about rumors.

Bartender: "You son of a removed, I told you if you ever come back, you better be able to pay your tab!"

I've had good performance via Proton, at least when it comes to Spider-Man and Stray.

As long as you don't have to implement it yourself.

You say that, then use a language that allows you to do this (it's not lisp)

if (foo);
{
  bar();
}

Operator overloads, descriptor protocol, decorators

What saved the day was the secret service. With guns.

Should've swapped panels 2 and 3.

Wow, they're wrong twice. (Heterochromia)

Should've been $9.11

Can't forget what you never knew. Just don't forget about Pikachu.

Don't they all live in Lesbos?

It's good to hear rumors against the rumor that GTA6 was never coming to PC.

Espresso is also not coffee.

Hey... you. I totally didn't forget your name.

Meanwhile anime: "I have made mayo. I am now your god."

Wernstrom!

No, don't love Spider-Man. Don't you know what happens to people who love Spider-man?

This is likely a honeypot email sent by your organization. If you click any links, you'll be automatically signed up for a cyber security seminar. Go ahead and hit the report message button in Outlook.

Truly the only way to be the town bicycle.

That MIT education really pays for itself.

House: "I roll for perception"
Wilson: "You rolled a 1"
House: "It's Lupus"

That doesn't seem right. I remember responding to a few mastodon threads from lemmy and I was able to see my reply on the other end.

Mozilla completes what Google was too afraid to finish.

Very few package maintainers even like providing packages written in C#/.NET. For example, the linux version of git-credential-manager (included with git on windows) is only available on gentoo, nixpkgs, and the AUR. There's linux builds in the github releases, but nobody will ship it.

So it's like "gifting" someone a puppy.

Maybe they'll add it to Mono.

Developers just casually adding intended game mechanics that makes the speed run incredibly boring.

I have that in my tower. Too bad I use my laptop mostly.

My teachers started doing this as soon as IT unblocked YouTube. I'm pretty sure they had something to do with it.

We gonna watch the Salmon episode of Magic School Bus.

In that case, they're probably your boss.

How strong is your toilet's flush? Most toilets don't use high pressure water.

When someone steals my meme

it makes sense everyone pays for what they order

In my experience, the only time a single person will cover most of or all of the bill is when they are celebrating something, like getting a promotion or moving to a new team.

Counter point: close the lid to prevent things from accidentally falling in.